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Lola Ebola

@lolaura55.bsky.social
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Average white bitch. Meme connoisseur. I’ve got a Simpsons quote for every occasion. Oven fresh memes, baked with love just for you!

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The warriors in question
official post from Pete Hegsethfat piece of shit Donald TrumpJD Vance wear wimpy beardo Donald Trump jr
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the baseline argument is young men are just unevolved gorillas, which is what the defense of those men boils down to, why aren't more men offended at being likened to animals. You're cool with that? You're SELF LABELING with that? Okay. Why are unevolved gorillas in charge and not in zoos.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The word "Shrek" does not appear in the constitution, rendering it an imperfect document
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Just Jill 💖 @justjill.sheshed.rocks · 30/09/2026
PSA: To those that need these little reminders… Graphic freshly stolen from the interwebs (Thanks Wendy French) Oh, and I added #11 due to recent events. #CornellUniversity #EndTheCycle
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Lola Ebola @lolaura55.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A wise man once said: “Take it off the rack; if it’s wack, put it back”. And I felt it in my soul.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When that orange asshole finally leaves the WH, and he WILL be leaving, the American people need to sue him and the rest of his criminal syndicate of a so-called family, for every fucking dime they stole from us. Every. Fucking. Dime.
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Age restrictions should apply to all government officials, similar to those already established for the military. If one can be deemed too young to hold office, it stands to reason that there should also be limits on age for those who are considered too old.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The moment I wake up Before I put on my makeup I stab a voodoo doll of you🎶
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the GOP be like here comes mitch
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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒂𝒘 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒖𝒃𝒃𝒍𝒆, 𝑰𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖.”
Jeffrey Epstein carries his very best friend out of the rubble of the World Trade Center.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you saw this happening in another country, what would you call it?
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Lola Ebola @lolaura55.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who’s your Kirkentine this Kirkentine’s Day? youtu.be/KATOWFFcFTU?...
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Protect Ya Neck (Explicit Version - Official Video)
YouTube video by WuTangClanVEVO
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Plus 6. Tax cuts for the rich, Starvation for the poor. 7. Proclaim to be Patriots, while committing treason. 8. Claim they have no money, but add vanity projects. 9. Ran on ending forever wars, started new ones for no good reason. 10. Say protect the children, and elect a pedophile for President.
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Brandy @3dogz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Someone else said it for him. Love him. Miss him.
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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I love when doctors say "avoid stress" like I can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I need to be more specific with my prayers. God clearly heard “dye” when I said “die.”
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Darth Empath @jhatman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters. Choose wisely.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/09/2026
Perspective.
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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if standing up for yourself burns a bridge, then fuck that bridge.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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ohhthatsrich · 12h

Trump putting his name on the Kennedy Center and then calling it a dump and threatening to demolish it immediately after being forced to take his name off of it is the most domestic abuser shit I’ve ever heard in my life
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Don't you care, you cocksucker?
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 29/08/2026
We are rapidly devolving into a dystopian state. ICE is ordering $2 MIL worth of robot dogs that can open doors, track people and see 360 degrees.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The FIFA Peace Prize winner, everyone.
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Lola Ebola @lolaura55.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Prezzo Shit4brains likes renaming stuff. Me too. Hopefully soon he will be renamed “The Decedent”.
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Lola Ebola @lolaura55.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Hey are you mad at me?” —me to my defense attorney
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Ariana Niko @ariananiko.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Watch this to the end. This is the America I want back. We fought hard, disagreed deeply, and still knew our neighbors weren’t our enemies. We were Americans first. We can be that country again. This November, we have a real chance to start finding our way back to each other again. #Midterms2026
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Lola Ebola @lolaura55.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I have been singing this to myself while I clean my house for almost 30 years. youtu.be/bxAYHOWxGi8?...
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Meth Song
YouTube video by nickie3163
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Union Thug™️ @theunionthug.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You can’t make this shit up.
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Eileen In @eileennjflns.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
America’s mob boss gets a tutorial on the Panama Canal. #pinks
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Die, you bastard!
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A lifetime of masculine micro (and not so micro) aggressions endured and survived makes a girl fucking exhausted
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Bob @psychobob4q2.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Millions voted for Trump knowing he was/is a: 1. Rapist 2. Racist 3. Felon 4. Misogynist 5. Pathological Liar 6. Con Artist 7. Narcissist 8.Thief 9. War Monger We can recover from Trump. We can prosecute his enablers. Not sure we can ever recover from his supporters.
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Lola Ebola @lolaura55.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Lizzie Borden took Xanax And then she watched a little “Hacks”
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I used a curse word to my grandpa when I was 10 after I started listening to hiphop and he told my mom I was playing too much Sonic the Hedgehog
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 03/08/2026
Trump promised vandals. He delivered tourists.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Also the Republicans were screaming that Fauci helped authorize vaccines for children, which is something every goddamn parent I know was praying for every day for more than a year and have been thankful for ever since. These people are all self-centered idiotic sociopaths, nothing more.
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🦋🧿Tempestori 🌬🌊 @tempestori.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Two men hold power and solidarity fists in the air on either side of a sign that reads, "Racism is so American that when you protest it people think you are protesting America."
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Lola Ebola @lolaura55.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m not like other pick-me girls.
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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
And I said what about breakfast at Jimothy’s?
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Democratic Activists @democratswin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
THIS IS AMERICA. TODAY. YOUR country. YOU are letting this continue.
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The Comprehensive Academic Studies and Technical Education program. CASTE.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/07/2026
Linda McMahon says some elementary school students should be put on a "pathway" to become plumbers
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Liberace is offended. A tour of the Oval Office leaves one wondering whether the aesthetic is what happens when Vladimir Putin collides with a Trump casino. Nobody leaves wondering if it’s tacky af.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is crazy to be happening in 2026. The US has now recorded more measles cases this year than in any year since 1991, marking the highest total in 35 years. As of today, the country had reported 2,295 confirmed measles cases, according to the Johns Hopkins University U.S. Measles Tracker.
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
📌It's amazing how little attention is being paid to how expensive everything is right now. That's all we heard about from 2020-2024.
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Lola Ebola @lolaura55.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Having a job is dumb.
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Lola Ebola @lolaura55.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Getting old is the stupidest decision I ever made.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Before social media, you could just completely forget that certain people existed. I miss that.
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