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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I would pay extra for a feed with no Smoltz
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llamaface @llamaaface.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
X-Men ‘97 came back hitting hard. This show rocks and I’m stoked for more!
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 12/04/2026
Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
*Steve Martin in "The Jerk" voice* "These guys really hate collars!!!"
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/01/2026
Scrooge from Muppet Christmas Carol: You there, boy! What day is it?

Bean Bunny: Why, it’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, sir!

Scrooge: Then I haven’t missed it!
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
A partial list of what Bovino does not have to tell a federal judge happened today: *An agent pushed a City Council member in Albany Park *Agents deployed pepper spray in Albany Park & Evanston *Agents were involved in a car crash in Evanston *An agent pointed a gun at a woman in Evanston
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/10/2025
it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
4 panel comic

Panel 1: ICE “Agent” (thug) punches protester hard in the face.
Agent: STOP

Panel 2: ICE Agent viciously snaps protester’s arm
Agent: BEING

Panel 3: ICE Agent strangles protester
Agent: POLITICALLY

Panel 4: ICE Agent stamps on protester’s head
Agent: VIOLENT
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
James Michael Johnson, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, is fanatically devoted to Donald Trump and expresses his adoration by endeavoring to give Trump everything he wants, despite never having heard a word Trump has written or said or any specific account of anything Trump has done.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
ice has brought far more violence to chicago than was there prior
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
This is literally directly across the street from an elementary school.
Map showing the school directly adjacent to where the tear gas canister was thrown.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Let us in. Hold ICE accountable. Tear down the fence. This is what we are demanding from the Broadview ICE facility, and nothing less. Our leaders can decide whether they stand with the people or with ICE. There is no middle ground.
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llamaface @llamaaface.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
New Thrice day!
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llamaface @llamaaface.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
there is no other way to put this.
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llamaface @llamaaface.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
what an embarrassment
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/09/2025
this is, no exaggeration, some of the most loser shit i have ever seen in my life
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/09/2025
yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again. These two gotta go.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Somehow all of these agencies were able to do their jobs before, unmasked. I wonder what's different now.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/09/2025
the fact that so many people frame autism as “a problem that needs to be solved” is a constant reminder that being “not normal” isn’t acceptable to a large amount of the world. it’s the same reason there’s a trans panic right now too. they think people are defective
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llamaface @llamaaface.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
They love killing people. International waters, ICE detention, on the streets, wherever. They will not stop until they’re forced to stop.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I would love for a single democrat to reckon with the fact that conservatives are not in fact motivated by reasonable concerns. They are — just as they were with ‘concerns’ over blacks and gays and numerous other minorities over the last five decades — motivated by bigotry.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2025
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2025
genuinely crazy that this is happening on behalf of charlie kirk of all people
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The Free Speech President has now pulled two of the three major late night hosts off the air through threats and intimidation because of their jokes. Obviously I’m behind Jimmy Kimmel 100% in the face of this fascist garbage. Speech against this admin isn’t just being chilled, they’re freezing it.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
ah, well
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/09/2025
like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria i’ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Sept. 12, 2025, 1:37 p.m. ET17 minutes ago
Kellen Browning

Beau Mason, Utah’s public safety commissioner, said the 22-year-old accused of Charlie Kirk’s killing surrendered to law enforcement officers at a sheriff’s office in southwest Utah. “When our investigators got down there, they were able to peacefully make contact with him and move through that process of making the arrest,” Mason said in an interview. “He was very compliant with that.” Mason added that the suspect’s family “did a great job of helping him come to a positive resolution to turn himself in.”Happy family on speedboat image from this tweet/meme:
https://x.com/zackfox/status/1036389932854652928
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 12/09/2025
if the right doesn’t stop doing things like this the right might get violent
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/09/2025
rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The motivation for young white men to embrace hate and authoritarianism is clear when even the institutions that are their supposed enemies work overtime to sanitize and honor their legacies
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 10/09/2025
“the recent event is justification for what we are already doing”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/09/2025
wrote about the “national conservative” vision for america
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Opinion | They Don’t Want to Live in Lincoln’s America
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 06/09/2025
He can't hear you. Also I love that you're rancorous about the hat but not that he's depicting himself as a character who's a slaughtering mass murderer of innocents who is the embodied representative of the insanity of war. He's threatening Chicago with war. You're barking at an ai pic about a hat.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 06/09/2025
The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/09/2025
just an ongoing embarrassment that this barely sentient meathead is secretary of defense
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/09/2025
of course she doesn’t. the (republican) president is rightfully, by her lights, an elected dictator. trump is doing nothing that the constitution does not give him the power to do, according to her and her republican colleagues.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 02/09/2025
I'm aware that the President likes to go on television and beg me to call him to ask for troops. I find it strange, as Chicago doesn't want troops. I also have experience asking him for assistance – just to have the rug pulled up from underneath me when execution meets reality.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/09/2025
Pritzker: "I refuse to pretend that any of this is normal ... I refuse to fall into the pundit trap that demands we sacrifice vital constitutional rights if it's being done in the fake guise of fighting crime."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say
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Ian Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
RIP Ozzy. Gunned down in his pri-ay-ay-me.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 16/07/2025
system designed to impose maximum violence on trans women and girls works as intended
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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