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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

the fda has recalled e. coli due to salmonella

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nikomo @nikomo.fi · 19/07/2026

This is basically the cornerstone of modern casual conservatism. One person imagines something has happened, then tells their friends that it actually happened, and a week later you have Fox News talking about schools having litter in bathrooms.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 19/07/2026

This bit was good

Mikel Merino getting a ball kicked into his face at eight hundred mph

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit

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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Football, I am told, won today

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joe @joeyp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

this is *very* like something one of the old dutch masters would have painted, now that you mention it

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 19/07/2026

They are calling this the most Jokerfied World Cup Final of All Time

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🏳️‍⚧️ Emi, PhD @ PERPETUAL PRIDE CHAOS 🐉🎰❤️ @falcontg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

They should make the coach and medical personnel kick

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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

ANOTHER ARGENTINE HANDBALL IGNORED

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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

what the fuck is going on with Fox's broadcast? it looks like ass.

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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

If you’re gonna have Tom Cruise there, have him jump out of a helicopter or something

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Andrew Graham says sub to Mitten Football @andegraham.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Flipped on the World Cup pregame to Zlatan in the back of a van, screaming down the turnpike, going “This is like GTA”

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026

Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.

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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

this has the potential to be the funniest half of football of all time, easily beating the current record held by the first half of this same match

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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Appelez l'ambulance! Mais pas pour moi!

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Carl Kinsella @carlkinsella.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Haha Mr Brightside is the last thing those England players need to hear right now

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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/07/2026

ENOUGH!!! RALLY ROUND THE BELL!! SCHOOL WALKIOUT MONDAY AT 12 TELL EVERYONE

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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

This will literally destroy higher education in the US. I’m not sure most people have any idea how much of the average university budget is composed of higher out-of-state tuitions being paid by foreign grad students every year.

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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 17/07/2026

Just went to see the Odyssey. Had a great time, longer than I expected, I'm getting texts from my gf like "Are you ever coming home." Then I'm walking home and you wouldn't believe the cast of characters that got in my way. Like the gods were against me. And you wouldnt believe what I came home to

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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

"parasite outbreak blamed on taco bell because they're the only company reporting it" feels very "1918 flu blamed on Spain because they're the only country reporting it"

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

As always: if there's any class of people who do not have due process rights, then *nobody* has due process rights, because the government can just claim someone is in that class and there's no process to establish otherwise.

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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If Argentina win you can all learn about a little known missed call from Argentina and England’s history. At the time it was called “the hand of god” but nobody really remembers it anymore because in the pre-VAR era the beauty of a fluid game without stoppages meant fans didn’t dwell on blown calls.

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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

anyway that shouldn't be a yellow card considering yellows for diving appear to happen once per century

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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 12/07/2026

curing cancer by adding a checksum nucleotide to the end of dna

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Elreka|BB 🏳️‍⚧️🌵🐴🇨🇦🇩🇰🇬🇱🇮🇷🇲🇽🇵🇸🇺🇦🇻🇪 @2puru2partisan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Probably the most convincing argument for why the American Empire collapsing outright would be bad is that we would all turn into guys like this

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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Don't believe non-EMTs telling you Mitch is dying because of the ambulance video. Believe science. Believe experts. It's the fact someone did CPR on an 84 year old is how you know he's dying.

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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Honestly the fact that this man has an audience is the biggest indictment of influencer and streamer culture.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Harry Kane's voice being shot really makes this interview hilarious

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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519

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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 06/07/2026

Heartbreaking: The Worst Country You Know Just Won A Great World Cup Quarterfinal Game

the guy from the Original Clickhole Article I’m referencing

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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

ref flashing cards like it’s yu gi oh

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Nicolaus De Missuria @deromaaliisque.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

That fucking chant needs to go. The refs can do something about it if they wanted to.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

we’re about to see the first american struck by lightning, fireworks, and a fighter jet at the same time

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

it's going great over there

NYT update from 13 minutes ago:
Hundreds of people have followed evacuation orders and headed to the designated federal buildings, but two of the buildings are full. At a third, the Department of Commerce, none of the doors are open. People are standing clumped around the entrances. When asked by some of them how to get in, a Secret Service officer shrugs.

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 04/07/2026

C'mon Cabo Verde, complete the smash and grab

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I think Cabo Verde can win this game by using logic and reason

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

incredible look for this man

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

found a radio for you

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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 06/02/2024

Originally I was against people boycotting Starbucks because it's not on the BDS list and the idea it's pro-Israel is based on misinformation. But it's actually very funny watching Starbucks' corporate desperately try to say "that's not our position" while still being respectable to Israel.

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