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Lizardo 𓅃

@lizardough.bsky.social
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Public health dude. Not a practicing doctor, not authorized to speak on behalf of your government, not allowed around microwaves since 1998.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the fda has recalled e. coli due to salmonella
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What does this have to do with black mold?
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alistair pomegranate 'lappy' percival @lappypercival.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this is very funny
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nikomo @nikomo.fi · 19/07/2026
This is basically the cornerstone of modern casual conservatism. One person imagines something has happened, then tells their friends that it actually happened, and a week later you have Fox News talking about schools having litter in bathrooms.
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The same people pushing crypto are also pushing AI slop like this. Be consistent, stop using AI like this.
zoomed in part of OP's image showing clear AI generated gibberish text
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 19/07/2026
This bit was good
Mikel Merino getting a ball kicked into his face at eight hundred mph
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Football, I am told, won today
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joe @joeyp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this is *very* like something one of the old dutch masters would have painted, now that you mention it
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 19/07/2026
They are calling this the most Jokerfied World Cup Final of All Time
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🏳️‍⚧️ Emi, PhD @ PERPETUAL PRIDE CHAOS 🐉🎰❤️ @falcontg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They should make the coach and medical personnel kick
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
ANOTHER ARGENTINE HANDBALL IGNORED
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
is this the magic of AQI 80
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
what the fuck is going on with Fox's broadcast? it looks like ass.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If you’re gonna have Tom Cruise there, have him jump out of a helicopter or something
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Jim Swift @jimswift.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Andrew Graham says sub to Mitten Football @andegraham.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Flipped on the World Cup pregame to Zlatan in the back of a van, screaming down the turnpike, going “This is like GTA”
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Anti-Anti-Football
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Democracy died in darkness
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
this has the potential to be the funniest half of football of all time, easily beating the current record held by the first half of this same match
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Appelez l'ambulance! Mais pas pour moi!
Call the ambulance but not for me meme
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Carl Kinsella @carlkinsella.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Haha Mr Brightside is the last thing those England players need to hear right now
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
SimCity Alert Message:

"YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

[OK]
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's also really good for small meals! If you're not super hungry you can just get two tacos with basically anything in them. Meanwhile at other places if you want something small your only options are fries or a little pile of chicken, that's it.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/07/2026
ENOUGH!!! RALLY ROUND THE BELL!! SCHOOL WALKIOUT MONDAY AT 12 TELL EVERYONE
in reality rhey're not after me, they're after you

i'm just in thw way

(taco bell logo)
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Did it actually drive votes to Trump, or did it just make people who spend 15 hours a day on Facebook who already hate trans people a lot louder? I don't know a single person who was driven to Trump on this issue, even people who are huge proponents of women's sports.
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This will literally destroy higher education in the US. I’m not sure most people have any idea how much of the average university budget is composed of higher out-of-state tuitions being paid by foreign grad students every year.
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 17/07/2026
Just went to see the Odyssey. Had a great time, longer than I expected, I'm getting texts from my gf like "Are you ever coming home." Then I'm walking home and you wouldn't believe the cast of characters that got in my way. Like the gods were against me. And you wouldnt believe what I came home to
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"parasite outbreak blamed on taco bell because they're the only company reporting it" feels very "1918 flu blamed on Spain because they're the only country reporting it"
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
are they threatening to annex canada or something
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
As always: if there's any class of people who do not have due process rights, then *nobody* has due process rights, because the government can just claim someone is in that class and there's no process to establish otherwise.
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Taylor Farms is based in California. I'm not convinced this will stay regional to the Midwest.
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's ALWAYS Taylor Farms
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oui, ça me paraît bien.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm pretty sure one of the charactets can use either a sword or a 50 caliber Barrett M82
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Like I can believe such people exist but I get the sense (perhaps naively) they're not common...?
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I assume tenants who are somehow okay with such copious amounts of dog piss it genuinely is ruinous are the kinds of tenants who are also causing other damage too though (hoarding etc)? Or in your experience are there people who are good tenants except for letting Fido pee in the corner everyday?
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If Argentina win you can all learn about a little known missed call from Argentina and England’s history. At the time it was called “the hand of god” but nobody really remembers it anymore because in the pre-VAR era the beauty of a fluid game without stoppages meant fans didn’t dwell on blown calls.
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
messi dove and got a kick out of it don't like that!!
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
anyway that shouldn't be a yellow card considering yellows for diving appear to happen once per century
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
But it could be! Follow your heart!
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 12/07/2026
curing cancer by adding a checksum nucleotide to the end of dna
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I forgive you in particular
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
fair point, but rowing is pretty, slow so everyone will have plenty of warning before they land in greenland again
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Genuine question: How common is the "pet causes 3x rent of damage to the unit" scenario compared to the "hoarder/undeclared smoker/small child causes 3x rent of damage to the unit"? At some point it kinda feels like this should be factored into the cost of doing business.
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Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Isn't the whole point of the deposit is to cover that sort of situation?
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