Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026the fda has recalled e. coli due to salmonella 138278
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃alistair pomegranate 'lappy' percival @lappypercival.bsky.social · 19/07/2026this is very funny 4558
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃nikomo @nikomo.fi · 19/07/2026This is basically the cornerstone of modern casual conservatism. One person imagines something has happened, then tells their friends that it actually happened, and a week later you have Fox News talking about schools having litter in bathrooms. 241973432
Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The same people pushing crypto are also pushing AI slop like this. Be consistent, stop using AI like this. 0211
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit 273760621
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃joe @joeyp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026this is *very* like something one of the old dutch masters would have painted, now that you mention it 092
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 19/07/2026They are calling this the most Jokerfied World Cup Final of All Time 318816
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃🏳️⚧️ Emi, PhD @ PERPETUAL PRIDE CHAOS 🐉🎰❤️ @falcontg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026They should make the coach and medical personnel kick 131
Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 19/07/2026what the fuck is going on with Fox's broadcast? it looks like ass. 100
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 19/07/2026If you’re gonna have Tom Cruise there, have him jump out of a helicopter or something 1013717
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃Andrew Graham says sub to Mitten Football @andegraham.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Flipped on the World Cup pregame to Zlatan in the back of a van, screaming down the turnpike, going “This is like GTA” 101
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out. 114137652875
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026this has the potential to be the funniest half of football of all time, easily beating the current record held by the first half of this same match 111264205
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Appelez l'ambulance! Mais pas pour moi! 41059298
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃Carl Kinsella @carlkinsella.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Haha Mr Brightside is the last thing those England players need to hear right now 1161
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 316254906963
Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It's also really good for small meals! If you're not super hungry you can just get two tacos with basically anything in them. Meanwhile at other places if you want something small your only options are fries or a little pile of chicken, that's it. 020
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/07/2026ENOUGH!!! RALLY ROUND THE BELL!! SCHOOL WALKIOUT MONDAY AT 12 TELL EVERYONE 483293539
Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Did it actually drive votes to Trump, or did it just make people who spend 15 hours a day on Facebook who already hate trans people a lot louder? I don't know a single person who was driven to Trump on this issue, even people who are huge proponents of women's sports. 1170
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 17/07/2026This will literally destroy higher education in the US. I’m not sure most people have any idea how much of the average university budget is composed of higher out-of-state tuitions being paid by foreign grad students every year. 56923
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 17/07/2026Just went to see the Odyssey. Had a great time, longer than I expected, I'm getting texts from my gf like "Are you ever coming home." Then I'm walking home and you wouldn't believe the cast of characters that got in my way. Like the gods were against me. And you wouldnt believe what I came home to 2343322
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026"parasite outbreak blamed on taco bell because they're the only company reporting it" feels very "1918 flu blamed on Spain because they're the only country reporting it" 3856021491
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026As always: if there's any class of people who do not have due process rights, then *nobody* has due process rights, because the government can just claim someone is in that class and there's no process to establish otherwise. 192335860
Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Taylor Farms is based in California. I'm not convinced this will stay regional to the Midwest. 100
Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I'm pretty sure one of the charactets can use either a sword or a 50 caliber Barrett M82 100
Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Like I can believe such people exist but I get the sense (perhaps naively) they're not common...? 000
Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I assume tenants who are somehow okay with such copious amounts of dog piss it genuinely is ruinous are the kinds of tenants who are also causing other damage too though (hoarding etc)? Or in your experience are there people who are good tenants except for letting Fido pee in the corner everyday? 300
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026If Argentina win you can all learn about a little known missed call from Argentina and England’s history. At the time it was called “the hand of god” but nobody really remembers it anymore because in the pre-VAR era the beauty of a fluid game without stoppages meant fans didn’t dwell on blown calls. 2479494
Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 12/07/2026messi dove and got a kick out of it don't like that!! 000
Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 12/07/2026anyway that shouldn't be a yellow card considering yellows for diving appear to happen once per century 100
Reposted by Lizardo 𓅃Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 12/07/2026curing cancer by adding a checksum nucleotide to the end of dna 530636
Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 12/07/2026fair point, but rowing is pretty, slow so everyone will have plenty of warning before they land in greenland again 010
Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Genuine question: How common is the "pet causes 3x rent of damage to the unit" scenario compared to the "hoarder/undeclared smoker/small child causes 3x rent of damage to the unit"? At some point it kinda feels like this should be factored into the cost of doing business. 160
Lizardo 𓅃 @lizardough.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Isn't the whole point of the deposit is to cover that sort of situation? 140