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episcopalian wobbly cigarette smoker (ret.)

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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 18h
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when it rains in central texas, there is no cozier place to spend the afternoon than inside a taco cabana
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Jordan Haynie Ware @godwelcomesall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm just a girl, standing in front of The Great Divorce, asking it to make up a load-bearing part of my theology
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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Visiting and comforting prisoners, from an Acts of Mercy series by Michael Sweerts. Traditionally, caring for prisoners was the duty of any good Christian. Your society has kind of forgotten that.
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Adam Selzer @adamchicago.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know a tour guide in Chicago who genuinely speaks in a mid-Atlantic accent. I keep expecting her to say “I love buildings. Really I do.”
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
ROY ORBISON: *age 20, after performing for Sam Philips* what do you think, sir? SAM PHILIPS: son, when I hear your voice I think - is that a ghost? am I dead? is this hell? we're gonna make you a star
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
rarebit my ass, i'm not going to stop calling it welsh rabbit, and there's nothing the principality of wales can do about it
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i find out you're an yankees fan? that's an instant unfollow
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
noli me tangerines
tularecounty.ca.gov
Grand theft | Tulare
Suspect arrested: Francisco Magana Lemus, 49 years old
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we really need to start calling out these conservative christians for just straight up not believing in christianity. if you don’t believe christian teaching, nobody is forcing you to call yourself a christian! free yourself!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what's your mom's favorite music genre? my moms is is blue eyed soul
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Notorious For Notoriety
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
increase the time it takes you to wash dishes 100% by washing them by hand BEFORE you put them in the dishwasher
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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letithappenalreadymama @pnutsmama.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
who gets high AFTER the liturgy of the word is what i want to know
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“you get those photos for the weed communion wafers ad?” “sure did, boss. real sexy, just like you asked.”
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Good, The Bad & The Ugly (S. Leone, 1966)
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ARRRR
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 12/09/2026
It’s 9/11, Charlie Brown
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Scott Gunn @scottagunn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s super ironic that for the “Season of Creation” we are wiping out whole forests to print massive service leaflets with bespoke liturgies. Want to honor creation? Just use the BCP. 📕
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
from the lowliest worm to the mightiest worm, the ground is home to a vast hierarchy of worms
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"i ain't been sherved no paperwork!" henry shouted, as he grasped some paperwork.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Roaring 20s are back baby, everyone is still mentally ill from a plague and a war, importing Canadian booze is illegal, James Carville is alive
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i've been ordering a Crown & Crown for years at bars, and no one has ever understood what i'm asking for. except for the guy that was tending bar in the brown derby, spokane washington, december 2017 roughly 3:30pm (i was on vacation ok)
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"gregor understood easily that it was not only consideration for him which prevented their moving, for he could easily have been transported in a suitable crate with a few air holes..."
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the democratic-republicans make their triumphant return to these united states! down with perfidious hamilton and his federalist lickspittles!
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
grammar was more important in the days of you’re
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
wolf hall is so freaking good, man
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What’s dopamine is dopayours
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cinema was dead: to begin with.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A revitalized PBS would have classic looney tunes short in-between shows it’s called supporting American culture
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
for those of you that read lincoln in the bardo- do you think when the reverend went back to the room with the christ emissary and diamond table after saving willie being subsumed by the demonic carapace, he was forgiven for the mysterious sin(s) he had committed in his previous encounter with same?
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Quaker Oats: the only oatmeal named after a schismatic sect of the Church of England. We guarantee it.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't argue with religious people because my thing sounds crazy too. Here's the deal, a big star blew up and the debris flew across the universe and eventually assembled itself into me
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
people like to talk about how tchaikovsky's 1812 overture calls for cannons, but no one ever mentions it also calls for a BELL TOWER
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
all presbyterian seminaries should be called The School of Hard Knox
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the only thing that sucks from HEB is their store brand thin crust sausage and pepperoni frozen pizza. cheese i see, but precious little topping
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
if the singular of biscotti is biscotto, is the singular of spaghetti, "spaghetto"? because that sounds like a place to put all the italians you don't want
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
need a way to access fb marketplace without ever, even for one second, encountering facebook
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The Phantom Tollbooth Quotes @phantomtollbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“This,” said the bee with complete disdain, “is the Humbug. A very dislikable fellow.” “NONSENSE! Everyone loves a Humbug,” shouted the Humbug.
The Humbug—a large insect wearing a suit, hat, and dress shoes, with a cane and gloves.
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is a sharp Medicine, but it is a Physician for all diseases and miseries.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
if you're ever at a rep showing of The Empire Strikes Back i think a bit that would absolutely crush is the first time Yoda appears on screen you say, don't yell, just at a regular speaking volume, the second you see Yoda say What The Fuck
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Church of England, to which the Protestant Episcopal Church in these States is indebted
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canterbury creme egg @liturgydweeb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
what's the big deal about finding hair in your food? we all have it! some more than others. just pull it out and keep eating pardner
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 09/08/2026
If we convert our power plants to run on garbage we can just go to Olive Garden and order endless breadsticks and then we have infinite free energy
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Paul Prins @paul.urbanmonastic.org · 01/08/2026
their feelings are not facts. Evangelical Christians in the United States are not being persecuted. Right now, they have an advocate as President and likely the Supreme Court. They are used to being in social positions so far from oppression that they experience greater equality as oppression.
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