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Lillly

@lillly3ls.bsky.social
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The same as the above picture but I added some movie poster bells and whistles. It's now "ERNEST GOES TO HELL" and it's got a quote from Roger Ebert who calls it "RELENTLESS!"
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 13h
I am, as always, moved by the dignity and solemn grandeur of the human creative instinct
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Lillly @lillly3ls.bsky.social · 14h
Sodas are potions (unless caffeine free), they deserve esoteric vibes
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Ian rudderbutt @reasonablemustelid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rico Charges @NoChorus

Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.


Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people
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Lillly @lillly3ls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At some point i realized the only light between accelerationists and non-accelerarionists is in whether we directly want to be involved in making the bad part happen and how. Everybody knows the wounds are going to open first, has to happen, that anything good has to come later.
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Wren (in crow costume) 🐦‍⬛🏳️‍⚧️ @cowbellemoo.lets.abolish.family · 02/10/2026
which way western woman
a political cartoon from the Western Mail, 29 July 1913 depitcting four figures:
a suffragist (NUWSS),
a goddess or representation of virtue or some shit,
an old lady with a torch and a lit bomb, and a policeman spying on her
The caption reads "The sane and the insane sisters"
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We are all dead, and we spoiled the world before we died. There is nothing left. Nothing but dreams.
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OMG ASSBOTT GOT A BICYCLE
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Wren (in crow costume) 🐦‍⬛🏳️‍⚧️ @cowbellemoo.lets.abolish.family · 01/10/2026
trans people can enjoy the tv show Friends but cis people could never meet in the thousands on a certain street corner in washington, d.c. and, as one, flood like fast zombies over around and thru all obstacles to our liberation
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Lillly @lillly3ls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A year is nothing, might have saved his life 🥹 angel
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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spooky lilli @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
found out peaches is reworking “fuck the pain away” for the hellraiser video game and, so
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
most of them have orchies, actually. but not Testicles Georg
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Lillly @lillly3ls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I sniff a lil at stamets-style mystics since the netflix doc ngl. I want to hear more wonder at the microengineering marvels of sporulation mechanisms. Yeah the mushrooms talk to the trees dude. You know what they talk about? Tree and mushroom shit. Resources. Pathogens. Not you and me.
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 30/09/2026
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Sep Advocate Trans male NYT games engineer was fatally shot by his in-laws during bitter custody battle with his estranged wife. His in-laws have been taken into custody. The NYT coverage buried the fact that he was trans down in the body of their article.
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A transgender father pleaded for more time with his children. Days before a custody hearing, he was killed
New York Times games engineer Jonathan McKinsey and his estranged wife alleged mutual abuse. Now, his in-laws face charges for his murder.
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
infinite personalized music = chatbot loudly yells your name at the end of each chorus. 🎶takin care of business BRAD🎶
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Lillly @lillly3ls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is true. if you're bored, you can just follow bad accounts, and enjoy bad skeets
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ask your doctor about ghosts
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I spoke your true name. It's not what I thought it would be. And I don't feel easy about it. As if I'd left something unfinished. But it is your name. If it betrays you, then that's the truth of it.
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The News & Observer @newsobserver.com · 29/09/2026
The new business will join retailers like T.J. Maxx and HomeGoods in the shopping center by January.
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Raleigh’s Falls Village shopping center will get a new business next year
The new business will join retailers like T.J. Maxx and HomeGoods in the shopping center by January.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Lillly @lillly3ls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This sure looks like shitty narrative cover to encourage Dems to keep stabbing trans people in the back It argues dems have a stronger defense on The Trans Problem because they've become so anti-trans
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Wren (in crow costume) 🐦‍⬛🏳️‍⚧️ @cowbellemoo.lets.abolish.family · 28/09/2026
ok this is fun :3
swirly marbled papers with trans flag colors hanging to drya psychedelic swirl of orange green and black
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Lillly @lillly3ls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I blame this on the straights "You HAVE to have heard this song on the car. Not on purpose. Someone you basically dislike and whose tastes are wholly unalike yours -- whose opinion you degrade but which is representative of some alternative social hegemony -- must have forced you to hear this"
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Robin Moira White @robinmoirawhite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Labour Party’s women’s conference on 26/9/26 was an embarrassing farce, with only 200 delegates of the 1,000 normal attendance (no major unions) in protest of the Labour Party’s shameful abandonment of trans people following the legally absurd ruling of the Supreme Court in FWS in April 2025.
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Lillly @lillly3ls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"we're just presenting possibility models" "you seem to be making threats" "threats are possibility models"
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!
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Jeff, formerly of MN and MA, still God of Cookies @diasporaminnesotan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Those parents think they still have property rights.
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Lillly @lillly3ls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Lillly @lillly3ls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i like how much sunlight there is between a moral and ethical story and doing anything moral or ethical
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Jeremy Pober @jpober.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lack of incentive should always be the default hypothesis over lack of skill. There are instances in the history of science which illustrate this lesson quite well, but one very clear implication is that group-based performance differences which racists attribute to things like IQ are never that.
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Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 18/09/2026
gordon ramsay holding a woman’s head between two slices of bread idiot sandwich meme 

gordon says: what are you? 

woman says:
a fresh loaf of bread straight out of your oven and you're not going to wait to cut a slice and butter it
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’ve just found out that Jane Schoenbrun will be directing the cast of “Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma” in a live reading of Secretary. Some of you may be interested to know that Gillian Anderson will be playing James Spader’s role. www.indiewire.com/news/general...
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‘Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma’ Team to Reunite for ‘Secretary’ Live Script Reading
Hannah Einbender and Gillian Anderson, stars of Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, will lead a script reading of the film Secretary.
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Maple Syrup 🔞 @maplesyrupart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one of the worst and most terrifying pieces of information that ive learned is that in order to make friends you kind of have to be annoying to people. and if they like it thenn you can be friends. friendship is just when you both like when the other one is annoying
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
JK Rowling's death will be funny as hell because it'll be Charlie Kirk but wizard-themed. The worst and stupidest fucking people you have *ever* seen, dressed as wizards and crying and producing terrible genAI slop of a suspiciously Charlie Kirk-like Harry welcoming her to heaven etc
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no they weren't very close to 0% of the SS were hanged the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Lillly @lillly3ls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You ever met a rhyme you're sure was malicious? Make the ugliest sounds and rhyme them with God
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Homer saying this lesbian bar doesn't have a masking policy
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molly ✨ @brat.fm · 08/10/2025
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Manicules: The Hands of Pointing
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Lillly @lillly3ls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BRAIN: "clown poseur" ME: why would i ever say that BRAIN: "insane clown poseur" ME: in what context
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Lillly @lillly3ls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Reminding a lady to wear pantyhose" what in the nazi fuck is this framing some kind of mid-20th C fetishism
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