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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Pirate Sabastian's Flag on a Misty Sea
ALT: Pirate Sabastian's Flag on a Misty Sea
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Sarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Are you aware of CAT YURTS catyurts.com
A brown tabby cat snuggling inside a blue and white cat yurt on top of a green and yellow patterned textile
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/08/2026
www.dpreview.com/news/the-90-... neato
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The 90-year history of the binoculars bolted to scenic overlooks | DPReview
Tower Optical's coin-operated binocular viewers have stood at American overlooks since the 1930s, built by a company almost nobody can name. For the first time, it's selling some of them off.
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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"Kubla Khan". It's a 3-hour epic. Has 10 minutes of story, great opening scene, amazing set design, then it ends and there's 2 hours and 50 minutes of insurance ads. IYKYK.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Weird that Elon Musk is so worried about wokeness and diversity in new movies when there's alreast a classic action/sci-fi movie with an all white cast available to watch instead
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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
a horse walks into a bar and says to the barman, "on a right angled triangle with sides x, y and z, if x and z are perpendicular which side is opposite the right angle?", and the barman says "y, the long face"
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
what republicans don’t understand is that by not allowing atlanta to have a proper subway like a real city, it will continue sprawling until it eats everything. atlantans don’t care, they’ll drive in from los angeles
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Dalassa @dalassa.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is a hit on discord
Gamarjoba Y'all! Come visit
Georgia
A map merging Georgia the country and Georgia the US state with cities and landmarks from both. It is bordered on the east by the Atlantic Ocean and on the west by the coast of Abkhazia. The flag is also a merger of the two flags and there is an interstate running between Atlanta and Tsblisi
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Jason @lordofallusions.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Shameless self-promotion: I created a simplified bourbon recommendation app that I just released to the App Store. If you have some plans in your weekend that may involve enjoying bourbon, maybe give it a look. (I’m looking at adding to the Google store, but its a pain to get approved these days)
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Triangle Bourbon App - App Store
Download Triangle Bourbon by Jason Higdon on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more apps like Triangle Bourbon.
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Hope there's room for this example of need-for-DWIM, which always made me laugh
A six panel gag utilising screenshots from Star Trek.

1: big ship near the surface of a sun

2: woman at a terminal: "Computer, notify me if external temperature gets too hot."

3: computer says "*BEEP BEEP* PLEASE DEFINE 'HOT'"

4: woman says "Let's say, 1.9 million Kelvins."

5: captain says "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." Computer says "*BEEP BEEP*"

6: captain disintegrates in fireball
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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Unrecoverable cat failure detected. Rebooting.
An apparently malfunctioning brown tabby cat stuck in a chair crevice with all four feet in the air.
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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Kang wishes to announce that he has successfully hunted. #proofofcat
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Mrs. N @btwnthesepages.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBOWL???
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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I saw Alton Brown buying onions at Publix one time about twenty years ago.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 29/12/2025
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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Advanced cat technique: Finding a spot that is both under the bed and in the sun. #proofofcat
A fluffy black-and-white cat who is under the edge of the bed and also in a sunbeam. He has a pink tummy.
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 27/12/2025
Today is Octidi the 8th of Nivôse in the year 234. Nivôse is the month of snow. Today we celebrate manure. #JacobinDay More information on manure
An old time-y illustration of a Manure.
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nadia comanachos @brewera.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
That peanut worm is a little too exciting for me you got anything else?
Peanut worm and boring peanut worm
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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The ancient evil has finally been defeated.
A black and white cat sitting triumphantly next to a destroyed scratching post. The post is in two pieces, with the top lying on the ground like a felled tree trunk. The cat is a hero.
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Daedalus @skymoo.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Anagrams of Christmas
Arch mists
Rat schism
Shirt scam
Trims cash Hi Mrs Cats
HM's racist
Mr Ass Itch
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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Today, in "Why People Need To Study The Humanities"...
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Kyle Swanson, MD, FAANS, FCNS @kiswanson.medsky.network · 08/11/2025
Ryan Moulton
@moultano
Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
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New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Oh, no - Hank Scorpio is missing! I think he's in this picture somewhere, can anybody find him? #proofofcat
A "hidden" black and white cat with his head (and only his head) under a chair.
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I found a 2GB SD card in the parking lot outside of our office and I swear the only thing on it is a game boy camera photo of a cat
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 22/05/2025
1 year anniversary of this version of that amazing song being released. It's gorgeous and unlike the one by Johnny Cash, it rips my soul out in a slightly gentler manner. youtu.be/g4UZRYShjYU?...
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Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (Bardcore | Medieval Style Cover)
YouTube video by Hildegard von Blingin'
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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Nicole Express @nicole.express · 01/04/2025
It's April 1st and there's a new deathly-serious blog post! Have you heard of the obscure Japanese console, the Nintendo Famicom? Never seen outside of Japan! nicole.express/2025/april-f...
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The Nintendo Family Computer: Forgotten 8-bit Powerhouse?
Here at Nicole Express, we’ve been going through a lot of different “game consoles”– small single-purpose computers that are only used to play video games. B...
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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This guide to the regional cuisines of China is fascinating and also I am now hungry for some probably unrelated reason. chinesecookingdemystified.substack.com/p/63-chinese...
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63 Chinese Cuisines: the Complete Guide
Not one cuisine, not eight, but many more. Our best shot at a comprehensive-ish guide.
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Max Twang 🇪🇺 @maxtwang.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Atlanta and Cobb County
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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Hmm, I wonder why the internet is down?
A black and white cat in a server rack, interfering with network connectivity.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 19/01/2025
I’d just like to take a moment to acknowledge the best tik tok video of all time youtu.be/7ZWaWrvJ7nA?...
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Star Trek: Tik Tok
YouTube video by MissSheenie
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MachinePix @machinepix.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Cat 798AC truck and Cat 995 wheel loader in Las Vegas for MINExpo.
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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Google Gemini AI, delivering substantive answers to the hard questions:
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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This is an account that should have more followers.
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Bob Dole's Communist Doppelganger @zeltar.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
My inbox is full. #proofofcat
A black and white kitten loafing in a blue plastic inbox looking deceptively sweet and innocent.
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Rick Griffin @rickgriffin.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
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