Sign in

Lil Chase

@lilchasewriter.bsky.social
494 followers 632 following 375 posts

Editor & Author She/her

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Lil Chase
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m counting on this comments section to get me through this semicharmed kinda life today…
3037645
Reposted by Lil Chase
Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My wife: Hey! Who finished all the peanut butter and just left the jar in the pantry??! Me:
Rotting corpse, frozen stiff with its mouth sealed shut from too much peanut butter.
1171480109
Reposted by Lil Chase
Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🤣😆❤️
Chalkboard sign posted outside an ice cream shop. The word "ice cream" is written with an arrow pointing to the shop door. The words "cruel world" are posted with the arrow pointing out to the world at large.
372046336
Lil Chase @lilchasewriter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My son just cheerily told me my outfit - which, of course, I've been wearing all day - makes me look like a fat ballerina. Therefore I shall no longer be leaving the house
110
Reposted by Lil Chase
Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”
414023
Reposted by Lil Chase
SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"You look like you need a hug" Me:
02413210
Reposted by Lil Chase
Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tolkien: I shall come up with entire languages, I shall sift through medieval norse texts to find just the right name, I shall think carefully about every syllable of every name! Also Tolkien: oh and I'll call those two Nob and Bob
1527936
Reposted by Lil Chase
🍦Sweet Lo’s Ice Cream🍦 @sweetlosicecream.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just got an email from a man named Jeff who said he had to unfollow me because I post about my ice cream recipes too much, it is off-putting, and it’s giving corporate vibes.🤯 Anyways, you can snag my homemade ice cream recipes, created by me, a tiny business, by clicking the link in my bio!
2829122
Reposted by Lil Chase
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.
65247604
Reposted by Lil Chase
ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Barbara is fun
20859401165
Reposted by Lil Chase
WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
315216
Reposted by Lil Chase
Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pigeon twirling: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
1002118315
Reposted by Lil Chase
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Science fact:
152438
Reposted by Lil Chase
Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: *skips* My body: "HEY REMEMBER WE CAN’T DO THAT ANYMORE!"
1920713
Reposted by Lil Chase
Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
374141113665
Reposted by Lil Chase
💥Richard with an💥R @rbwaltonthereal.com · 10/09/2026
A book fell on my head. I have only my shelf to blame.
1820116
Reposted by Lil Chase
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 09/09/2026
Even the crickets were embarrassed.
692252875421
Reposted by Lil Chase
Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Therapist: can you point to which page of The Usborne World of the Unknown: Ghosts book which explains why youre like this? Me: this one
A terrifying illustration of a one eyed dog on the moors or some other grassy place. Spittle pours out of its sharp toothed mouth. Text label is too small for me to read on my phone without specs.
3438051
Reposted by Lil Chase
Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ICYMI I will be on the south coast later this month, bringing Loki chaos to Budleigh Slaterton Lit Fest! @walkerbooksuk.bsky.social
027
Reposted by Lil Chase
Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I mean .. 🤣 He’s also a Jimothy ! #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
542288116
Reposted by Lil Chase
Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🤣🤣
817108362866
Reposted by Lil Chase
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am a person of simple and mutually exclusive needs
728915
Reposted by Lil Chase
Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
196182193
Lil Chase @lilchasewriter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Re-watched Back To The Future yesterday and I don't know how Michael J Fox didn't win any awards for his performance. There's not one word, one look, one reaction that wasn't perfect. Literally perfect. Even the way he slept, remember? Golden
000
Reposted by Lil Chase
InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
242128562643
Reposted by Lil Chase
Jason Herbert @herberthistory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I saw a meme today that said that books are proof that strangers can meet across centuries and still understand each other. That really resonated.
17388141435
Reposted by Lil Chase
God @thegodshow.com · 31/08/2026
I am so sick and tired of corporate media obsessing about made-up bullshit while people can’t afford to eat.
265128862348
Reposted by Lil Chase
Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
From now on I'm calling American Cheese Ontarian Cheese.
1101066102
Lil Chase @lilchasewriter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There should be a recognised celebration day for the rare occasion when you finish your shampoo bottle and conditioner bottle on the same day.
140
Reposted by Lil Chase
leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well slap my ass and call me a radical lefty lady but maybe our food safety regulations were in place to regulate the safety of our food.
171109302121
Reposted by Lil Chase
Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A much-needed break from anything serious. 🥰
57462571890
Reposted by Lil Chase
David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’ve again been asked “why do sharks stick their dorsal fins out of the water?” This happens because shark’s dorsal fins are on top of, and therefore higher than, the rest of the shark. And sometimes the shark is in shallow water or near the surface. Hope this helps! 📷: a scene from Jaws
Scene from Jaws showing the shark’s dorsal fin sticking out of the water.
551445192
Reposted by Lil Chase
Tom Easton @tomeaston.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So many cultural icons dying lately. I really hope someone is checking in on Ladbaby
011
Reposted by Lil Chase
Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Can’t tell you how badly I needed this laugh omg
8692137
Reposted by Lil Chase
God @thegodshow.com · 25/08/2026
Welcome to Heaven, Dolly. Thou shalt bring her book club to every state.
298165272255
Reposted by Lil Chase
FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
99268116331
Reposted by Lil Chase
Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Phwoor, look at that table! Come and see me AND the stones!
2294
Reposted by Lil Chase
Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I just saw a dog wearing a leash that said “Selectively Social” and now I need to find a necklace version of it for myself.
1616107634
Reposted by Lil Chase
Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I am coming to Edinburgh on SUN 30th at 10am! Bring your children! They will have the opportunity to murder a selection of giants with a hammer! Or, if they're less violently inclined, draw! TIX HERE: @walkerbooksuk.bsky.social www.edbookfest.co.uk/events/when-... #Edinburgh #Edinburghfestival
edbookfest.co.uk
When Chaos Comes Calling with Louie Stowell | Edinburgh International Book Festival
no description
23010
Reposted by Lil Chase
Gary Panton @garypanton.co.uk · 19/08/2026
Crazy that whoever came up with the phrase 'humble pie' didn't see that 'humble crumble' was right there.
0192
Reposted by Lil Chase
For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I have found my soulmate.
2262073264
Reposted by Lil Chase
Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I received a text from my wife saying that she was breaking up with me. I was very relieved a few min later when she texted back to say "wrong number!"
4471543
Reposted by Lil Chase
ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Best Photobomb proof of delivery package (behind the donkey) 🤗
31864168
Reposted by Lil Chase
Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
👇 TRUTH! 👇
1932388
Reposted by Lil Chase
Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Anyway I’m going to stop banging on about it now but if you review stuff and you see a lady name on the writing credits, think about giving her a shout out. No worries if not x
2424
Reposted by Lil Chase
darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
420137094249
Lil Chase @lilchasewriter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Why is this article written in the second person? Is this a thing?
000
Reposted by Lil Chase
FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 17/08/2026
I've told my cat a million times to stop opening interdimensional portals in my house....
23394381068
Reposted by Lil Chase
Paul @paulrg93.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Coming out as someone who uses scissors to cut pizza and I think I'm right and won't argue x
371355