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@lifein4chapters.bsky.social
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I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 7h
Lena Dunham in HBO pitch writing GIRLS on the whiteboard, then wiping away the S so it says GIRL, then adding a dollar sign so it says GIRL$, then wiping it all away and writing ARLI$$
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Turner Classic Movies @tcmtv.bsky.social · 11h
One of the more offbeat entries into Alfred Hitchcock’s film canon, THE TROUBLE WITH HARRY ('55) takes full advantage of Vermont’s resplendency during peak foliage season as a murder mystery unfolds. See it tonight as part of our TCM Special Theme, Sweater Weather.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14h
Rockstar Announces ‘GTA VI’ Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman theonion.com/rockstar-announces-gta…
Rockstar Announces ‘GTA VI’ Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman
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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's backed by data
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It has been 2 months and I'm still just about halfway through the book because I'm trying to stay with these characters as along as I can
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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 12/10/2026
happy columbus day
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What do they get up to in there
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fucked up that my ancestors have no idea about drinking a nice cold beer on a Friday
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joe kwaczala @joekwa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i probably shouldn’t admit how much i gasped when i saw this
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Got like 5 compliments on this today while traveling for work
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 11/10/2026
sideline reporter: coach venables how does this win feel bright red man who sounds like RFK jr: i had to win this game or god was gonna make soup outta me
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just found out Jaxson Dart has a brother named Diesel
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 10/10/2026
HOW DARE
A jeopardy question: "pedants argue about whether this verb should be used as a synonym of its 7-letter dictionary neighbor compose."

The answer is comprise, which I was complaining about pedantically in the post to which Ken Jennings made the below reply.
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Photo of a vintage UFO abduction book cover which features a photo of a silhouetted being standing in a bright doorway. Title reads:

DO YOU HAVE
ANY CHIPS
TRUE STORIES OF ALIEN INTRUSIONS

"They're here and they want to hang." - Alien Experiencer

DR. LAUREN IMPSON

A PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOK
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Forgot that the funniest part of Black Dynamite is him struggling to hang up on his aunt
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 08/10/2026
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't think the Failson Ellison is going to do uncut culture war bait, I think it's going to be more like putting Sydney Sweeney in a Jem and the Holograms movie to have "the next Barbie (2023)" and then raising his non eyebrows in surprise when that makes 34 dollars.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
RIP to Eva Marie Saint, a lady with a nose for bullshit www.avclub.com/from-on-the-...
Don't Come Knocking (2005)-"Howard's
Motheri
EMS: I loved-did you see that?
AVC: I did, yes.
EMS: Did you like it?
AVC: I did.
EMS: Now wait a minute. Can we get a little more enthusiasm?
AVC: Sure. It's a great movie!
EMS: Now you're going too far. It's not a great movie. You can't win with me today.
[Laughs.]
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
these are words trans women would use to insult each other
Creamy vs Thocky vs Clacky vs Poppy vs Clicky. Different Keyboard Sound Compared.
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes I appreciate foreign cinema, why do you ask?
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#SeanPayton4Prison2026 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Are You Afraid of the Dark? Title Sequence
ALT: Are You Afraid of the Dark? Title Sequence
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Main issue is I have zero eye for "grading" outside of obvious bends or nicks so I cannot tell if the holographic Mewtwo I have is worth $40 or $4,000
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok turns out I have enough that *could* be worth $15-$50 that I should probably get these checked out
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Steve Niles @steveniles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday
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Ian rudderbutt @reasonablemustelid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rico Charges @NoChorus

Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.


Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You could explain existentialism to somebody, or you could just have them walk into a CVS where “more than this“ by Roxy Music is playing 
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fantastic photo from @madelinepcarter.bsky.social of the Las Vegas Review-Journal
the arm from mid-bicep to the hand with a tattoo and white sweat band on the forearm of Myisha Hines-Allen with her hand palm out inches from the face of A'ja Wilson who is leaning slightly forward 
Photo: Madeline Carter/Las Vegas Review-Journal
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello everyone, it's October. Here's my Halloween playlist, a 10+ hour mix of your usual Halloween favorites plus synthwave, horror movie scores, metal, goth, witchhouse, horrorcore rap, punk, dark ambient, and other assorted Weird Stuff: open.spotify.com/playlist/0lp...
open.spotify.com
HALLOWEEN
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams stealing my Unabomber flow
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What if Aang was from Philly and he needed Katara to help teach him wooder bending.
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Probably going to dive into Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Samurai Champloo, Monster, and Patlabor (the series, I've already seen and loved both movies) after I finish up my ongoing NGE rewatch
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Probably an insane thing for someone with an Evangelion tattoo to say but I think I'm going to get more into anime in 2027
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Book about metals.
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Grimey @grimey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fowler: and Manning completes a short pass to the running back for a gain of two yards Herbstreit: Y̴̪̑õ̷͇̝ṷ̸̀ ̷͙͔̌̾s̴̫̍̈́ẖ̶͙̓a̶̝̰͠l̵̯̺͊͝ḷ̷͇̍͆ ̸̩͚̀n̵̢̓e̶͓̘͆ṽ̴̭̆ë̴́̅͜r̶͓͗̀ ̸̨͎̈́̀p̸̳̀o̴͚͙͛͠s̶̺͑͝s̸͇͛ͅé̵͈͝s̶̖̪̊s̶̢͎̿̅ ̶͉̓͜͝t̵̰̓h̵̢̏͑ͅẻ̷̲͜ ̷̪̅̃n̸̻̓̽e̴͙̖̊c̶͕̤̎̔r̵̼̈̕o̶̬͝n̶̯̹̈́̍o̷͍͎͂͠m̴̬̻̍͝i̷̬̟̋c̴͖͠o̵͇͝n̵̗̆͋ Fowler: 2nd down and 8
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The White Sox have to retire Munetaka Murakami's number immediately. This is the greatest interview of all time.
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Murakami loving his first clubhouse celebration 😂
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good, looks nice and fucked up
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molly @mollymoss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's that time of year where people start to get real comfortable proclaiming that candy corn is "bad" and "tastes like chalk" and "feels bad in your mouth". folks, all of those things are true and that's why it's good
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think I already fucked this up
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes I just got to sit back and remember that this is what it's all about
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