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@lifein4chapters.bsky.social
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I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 3h
RIP to Eva Marie Saint, a lady with a nose for bullshit www.avclub.com/from-on-the-...
Don't Come Knocking (2005)-"Howard's
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EMS: I loved-did you see that?
AVC: I did, yes.
EMS: Did you like it?
AVC: I did.
EMS: Now wait a minute. Can we get a little more enthusiasm?
AVC: Sure. It's a great movie!
EMS: Now you're going too far. It's not a great movie. You can't win with me today.
[Laughs.]
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
these are words trans women would use to insult each other
Creamy vs Thocky vs Clacky vs Poppy vs Clicky. Different Keyboard Sound Compared.
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes I appreciate foreign cinema, why do you ask?
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#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Are You Afraid of the Dark? Title Sequence
ALT: Are You Afraid of the Dark? Title Sequence
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok turns out I have enough that *could* be worth $15-$50 that I should probably get these checked out
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Steve Niles @steveniles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday
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Ian rudderbutt @reasonablemustelid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rico Charges @NoChorus

Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.


Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You could explain existentialism to somebody, or you could just have them walk into a CVS where “more than this“ by Roxy Music is playing 
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fantastic photo from @madelinepcarter.bsky.social of the Las Vegas Review-Journal
the arm from mid-bicep to the hand with a tattoo and white sweat band on the forearm of Myisha Hines-Allen with her hand palm out inches from the face of A'ja Wilson who is leaning slightly forward 
Photo: Madeline Carter/Las Vegas Review-Journal
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello everyone, it's October. Here's my Halloween playlist, a 10+ hour mix of your usual Halloween favorites plus synthwave, horror movie scores, metal, goth, witchhouse, horrorcore rap, punk, dark ambient, and other assorted Weird Stuff: open.spotify.com/playlist/0lp...
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HALLOWEEN
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams stealing my Unabomber flow
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What if Aang was from Philly and he needed Katara to help teach him wooder bending.
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Probably an insane thing for someone with an Evangelion tattoo to say but I think I'm going to get more into anime in 2027
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Book about metals.
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Grimey @grimey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fowler: and Manning completes a short pass to the running back for a gain of two yards Herbstreit: Y̴̪̑õ̷͇̝ṷ̸̀ ̷͙͔̌̾s̴̫̍̈́ẖ̶͙̓a̶̝̰͠l̵̯̺͊͝ḷ̷͇̍͆ ̸̩͚̀n̵̢̓e̶͓̘͆ṽ̴̭̆ë̴́̅͜r̶͓͗̀ ̸̨͎̈́̀p̸̳̀o̴͚͙͛͠s̶̺͑͝s̸͇͛ͅé̵͈͝s̶̖̪̊s̶̢͎̿̅ ̶͉̓͜͝t̵̰̓h̵̢̏͑ͅẻ̷̲͜ ̷̪̅̃n̸̻̓̽e̴͙̖̊c̶͕̤̎̔r̵̼̈̕o̶̬͝n̶̯̹̈́̍o̷͍͎͂͠m̴̬̻̍͝i̷̬̟̋c̴͖͠o̵͇͝n̵̗̆͋ Fowler: 2nd down and 8
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The White Sox have to retire Munetaka Murakami's number immediately. This is the greatest interview of all time.
youtube.com
Murakami loving his first clubhouse celebration 😂
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good, looks nice and fucked up
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molly @mollymoss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's that time of year where people start to get real comfortable proclaiming that candy corn is "bad" and "tastes like chalk" and "feels bad in your mouth". folks, all of those things are true and that's why it's good
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think I already fucked this up
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes I just got to sit back and remember that this is what it's all about
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Second best sci-fi movie of 1977
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Experiencing an emotion I assume every mid-30s person does around this time: Finding my old Pokemon cards and thinking for a millisecond that I have some rare ones when in fact they are not
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Garden flag
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I always forget about Shinji's slutty dance outfit
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Joseph Zucker @josephzucker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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christian @speederaserhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP Gerrit Graham - who was, among many things, star of one of the lowkey scariest stunts I’ve ever seen in my life
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It weird to say an album is "scary" but the first time I heard this was when I was alone in a freezing basement at like 1am and it really spooked me. All-timer.
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Abby HALLOWWWEEEEEEN @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes you see a post in the wild and realize people have a very different experience in how they engage the world
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Metroid Ravenous logo with Metroid going through some body horror stuff (idk anything about this game) except I’ve changed it to Steely Dan - Katy Lied
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bart Tries to tempt Milhouse with a Bob Mackie original blazer
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Heard a song from the musical Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson on Instagram the other day and upon looking up the poster I was struck with an immediate fatal case of secondhand embarrassment
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Giants are...good? I feel...happy?
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Hands Looking
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is how I'm dressing from now on
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am starting a new political party with two major policies: 1. The banning of all Liberty Mutual and sports gambling advertisements from the airwaves 2. The legalization of hunting and killing those responsible for those ads
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026
New instant classic just dropped
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
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Justin @lifein4chapters.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Zohran is steaming my whole flow by ditching the beard to do the mustache/stubble combo
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