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Steven 👻 of 🎃 the 🔮 Witch

@lieutenantbanjo.bsky.social
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🪕 he/him 🪕 level 34 🪕 runs on Pepsi 🪕 would rather be an animatronic bear 🐻 🪕 trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️ 🪕 abortion rights 🪕 BLM 🪕 ACAB 🪕 free Palestine 🇵🇸 🪕 fuck A.I. 🪕 eat the rich 🪕 WGPCGR🕷

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10h
Everyone is somehow getting twelver
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 24/09/2026
Just when I think I can’t hate OpenAI and Sam Altman any more, new details come out about how ChatGPT helped a shooter plan one of the worst mass shootings in Canadian history in Tumbler Ridge, BC. OpenAI made an explicit decision not to report the user to authorities.
motherjones.com
ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you're a Dem who thinks you'll gain something by going anti-trans, look at Gallup's "most important problem" and Fox News' "most important issue" polling and see where trans issues rank. Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired.
Gallup polling. "LGBTQ rights" moves between 0 and 1%.Fox news polling. Wokeness/transgender issues at 0%.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Niche popcorn buckets are a perfect example of capitalism taking a marginal chuckle worthy thing and driving it straight into the fucking ground. Now when I see them, they irritate the hell out of me.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The thing about trying not to pick a side is that the nazis *instantly recognize* which side you picked. They immediately identify you as an ally. They know exactly what side you're on. It doesn't fool the victims, it doesn't fool the Nazis, the only people it could possibly fool is centrists.
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Kelsey Lahr @kelseylahr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Or as I like to say, half (HALF!) of voters do not have strong negative feelings about socialism. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/u...
nytimes.com
Half of Voters Dislike Socialism Amid Progressive Wins, New Poll Finds
Zohran Mamdani, the New York City mayor and democratic socialist, was viewed more favorably than Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a fellow high-profile member of the movement.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There’s a bizarre contrarianism in the Democratic Party, where, if an idea catches on with the base it’s treated as presumptively unreasonable forever. Not even an effort to *appear* to be supportive. Politicians used to pander!
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11/2001 I was a freshman in high school in Alabama, I wore a hijab. In gym class my teacher wheeled in a screen. Something horrible was happening. I watched, mouth agape as the second tower hit. We were silent. As that period reached an end, my name was announced on the loud speaker. 1/
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't believe it's been 9 years.
Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.
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Pól Micheál O'Slatraigh @pmoslatraigh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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RevolutionaryRadish @revoradish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hate this writing trope. <Long story about their boring ass day.> <Something annoying happens to them personally.> <How that means society is crumbling and the foundations of civilization are at risk.> <Why only some dumbass shit the publication approves of is the only way to fix it.>
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When all of the worst fucking people you have *ever* seen are transphobic, being pro-trans is a huge way of indicating that you actually might disagree with them. Dem centrists, by constantly trying to throw trans people into the woodchipper too, indicate how much they agree with these freaks.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/09/2026
Unfortunately the further I get from my viewing of this movie the less I like it, and I agree with a lot of the criticisms in this piece (which I know will be written off in bad faith as “two guys didn’t like the lesbian movie”)
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Saying it yet again: I will never touch AI, ever. Human made only!
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
we have immigrant concentration camps, diarrhea lettuce, zillion dollar gas, suicidal soldiers, measles resurgence, national park land sold to the highest bidder and teachers crowdfunding school supplies, but the real problems facing our country are a muslim senate candidate and an influencer
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ScARRRRGHy Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's Jack Kirby Day and as I haven't seen this drift past in my feed yet, I'm going to remind you that the guy was stacked and could probably deck every last one of us.
Black and white photo of Jack Kirby and his two tickets to the gun show.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 28/08/2026
Happy birthday to Jack Kirby, the King of Comics. A boundless font of ideas, a cartoonist of unparalleled power, vision, and humanity.
a page from 2001 by Jack Kirby
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 28/08/2026
I'm on Bluesky, and thus i'm surrounded by bad news all day long. What effect this has on my perceptions I leave to you the reader. Even so, I can't help but feel that the sensation of billionaires reaching into our pockets, taking the money out, and keeping it for themselves is now almost physical.
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Rachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I got the shot. I've been scheming and hoping the conditions would work out for this for two weeks!! 🪶
A broad-tailed hummingbird hovers next to an anise hyssop plant framed by purple blooms and with a rainbow behind it!!! The bird also has a little bead of water on its bill because it is raining.
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Chris Schweizer @ NYCC (H27) @schweizercomics.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Just a reminder that there's a Will Shakespeare miniseries from the heyday of BBC historicals starring Tim Curry as Shakespeare and Ian McShane as Marlowe, and it's on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpxC...
production stills of Curry and McShane in costume
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 23/08/2026
The reality of it is that none of you losers want to make art. If you wanted to make art you'd shut up and go do it. What you want is attention and recognition and praise and frankly you'll have a better shot at it quitting your job to become a human pet.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 21/08/2026
GIVE ME WING COMMANDER ITS MY HERITAGE AS A WEIRD 3DO KID
A well preserved copy of super wing commander
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Castledolphyn @castledolphyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My contribution to the trans spidey trend ^_^
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wait, so everyone is twelve theory already had a name?
I think it's really funny that Japanese also has a word for 'edgelord', but theirs translates to 'eighth-grader'.

User holmoria replies, 

It's not even 'eighth-grader" it's even funnier. chunibyo is eighth- grade syndrome. like explicitly a diagnosis. I diagnose you with edgelord
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Anne Loves 🔜 NYCC @annecomics.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The slate being thinned I think is smart because it was clear that the quality management that needed to be happening BTS wasn’t happening Dropping the only two women led projects though screams of misogyny in the face of Supergirl’s under performance and is highly disappointing and stupid
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Steven 👻 of 🎃 the 🔮 Witch @lieutenantbanjo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I asked my doctor for a referral for a CT scan for my abdominal pain. "That costs money," he said. "You don't want to blow it on that. You should save your money so you can take a trip to Vegas or Tahiti" and then he tried to initiate a fist bump
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Gonna be blunt, the reason I complain about AI so much is because it's made so much extra work for me, as I'm inundated with AI slopware games that I have to sort through and filter out, if this garbage tech ceased to exist tomorrow, it would be an immediate ease of that workload.
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.
Screencap of a social media post by: kavishj611 
 
 All the people who are anti-Al or want to
 slow Al progress, I have one question:
 If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you
 still get through an entire workday
 without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
 Al tool?
 
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
 Would you actually be willing to give it
 up?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Your little oopsie "mistakes" had me worrying for a year of my life about my partner going to jail for up to a decade based on lies likely fed to you by the top of the federal government. Show everyone what you're covering up in these emails and texts. There's a reason you don't want them released.
chicago.suntimes.com
Boutros acknowledges 'mistakes' in 'Broadview 6' case but says sanctions, special counsel aren't needed
Chicago's top federal prosecutor noted in a court filing that his office has already dropped charges in the case, implemented “robust root-cause changes” and started the process of reviewing over 1,00...
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/08/2026
I think "AI" plumpers should be happy I'm focusing mostly on the nonsense it's doing to my field, rather than how it's very clearly designed as a tool for the capture of wealth and capital by a bunch of accelerationist weirdos enthusiastically huffing their own farts from the depth of their K-holes
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Another classic case of “sucks to suck”.
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL.
BONDS
Are Therapists to Blame for the Rise of Adults Cutting Off
Their Parents?
Many moms and dads believe that their adult children are getting bad advice-and a growing number of researchers agree.
'Everything becomes trauma!
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Exclusive from me — Daniel Moraff, one of the political operatives behind Graham Platner's rise and fall, has been accused of sexual assault. Full story here:
thehandbasket.co
Exclusive: Political operative behind Graham Platner's rise accused of sexual assault
A spokesperson for Daniel Moraff said: “Any suggestion that he committed a criminal offence is false and without foundation."
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Say what you want, everyone in the bottom photo is in the same rock quarry at the same time.
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/01/2026
ME: I find the defining hallmark of dreams is the sense that I’ve made decisions without realizing, unaware of where I’ve been or where I’m going, but unable to stop. I wonder if the experience is similar to people who join fascist movements FASCIST SQUISHING ME WITH A TRUCK: They pay me $50 an hour
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
And if you mention it, a brigade of people saying “WELL THEN JUST EAT AT HOME. YOU’RE NOT OWED RESTAURANT FOOD.” And you aren’t, but we aren’t talking about caviar here. A sandwich should be an entirely affordable purchase for anyone at any job.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Must feel so good for text after you hit ctrl-x, floating in liminal space, before ctrl-v thrusts it back onto the desolate page
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
we should obviously strive for clarity in our work but a not insignificant percentage of your readers will always (erroneously) assume one of your characters is a horse, and no amount of explanation or exposition will prevent this
that tweet where someone was 40% into a book, all the time incorrectly assuming a non-horse character was a horse
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 13/07/2026
There are arguments that the kind of resistance that defeated glassholes is no longer possible, or that “normal” looking glasses change the equation, but branding surveillance glasses as the domain of losers, weirdos, and perverts can still be effective.
gizmodo.com
Smart Glasses Backlash Is Reaching New Celebrity Heights
Where do you sit on the Kylie Jenner/Lorde spectrum?
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's kinda crazy how all world leaders seem to have just decided to give up on fighting the climate crisis and let the poor and middle class burn/drown/starve or whatever while they race to see who can make the most profit off that dystopia for the next decade or so
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
AI is not akin to the abacus or the library. It's akin to an intern who's willing to do anything but isn't very good at anything, aside from flattery.
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