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Steven of the Witch 🎃

@lieutenantbanjo.bsky.social
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🪕 he/him 🪕 level 34 🪕 runs on Pepsi 🪕 would rather be an animatronic bear 🐻 🪕 trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️ 🪕 abortion rights 🪕 BLM 🪕 ACAB 🪕 free Palestine 🇵🇸 🪕 fuck A.I. 🪕 eat the rich 🪕 WGPCGR🕷

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22h
YES. JESUS CHRIST YES. ITS ONLY BEEN AROUND 3 YEARS. WE DON'T NEED IT. www.techspot.com/news/114234-...
techspot.com
Would you really give up ChatGPT to shut down data centers? Tech CEO highlights the hypocrisy of some AI critics
"All the people that are saying they're anti-data center, that they're anti-AI in general, they're using it," said Verb boss Cyrus Beschloss at CNBC's Trading the Midterms...
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Steven of the Witch 🎃 @lieutenantbanjo.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
They're practically doing a plagiarism
Close up of Matt Bors character "Mister Gotcha" being very intelligent
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I don’t use AI, there is nothing in my life that I would need it for, and I don’t understand why I have to hear about the stupid thing EVERY DAMN DAY
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A digital illustration depicting Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo in his signature rumpled raincoat, shown in profile looking to the right, nearly nose to nose with his basset hound, Dog, who is leaning out of the open window of a car looking back at the detective. A word balloon next to Columbo's head contains lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a little dog is sleeping on a couch, kicking its paws. A person says, “look! The little kicks!” Panel 2: in awe of the cuteness, the person continues, “what do you think he’s dreaming about?” Panel 3: in the dog’s dream, the pup is wearing a captain’s jacket, holding tightly to a wooden ship on stormy seas. In his other paw, he is gripping a harpoon as an enormous vacuum cleaner breaches violently from the water.
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I want this to be a way for some of my favourite people in the found footage horror space to have free reign to do whatever they want in this playground, preferably with lots of practical creature effects and puppets!
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Bill Chambers @flmfrkcentral.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Beside the point but why is she dressed like Lt. Saavik?
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 21/09/2026
“Everything is 40% more expensive because of AI” is a great line for an opposition party trying to unseat the AI-supported incumbents, if any Democratic consultants wanted to take a short break from dehumanizing trans kids to actually try winning a contested election.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 11/10/2026
For GENERATIONS folks have futzed around with choose your own adventure books and stories and they just sell as novelties - they never catch on in a mass way. I don't think we're going down this path unless the technofascists succeed in destroying human cognition and socialization from birth.
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 24/09/2026
Just when I think I can’t hate OpenAI and Sam Altman any more, new details come out about how ChatGPT helped a shooter plan one of the worst mass shootings in Canadian history in Tumbler Ridge, BC. OpenAI made an explicit decision not to report the user to authorities.
motherjones.com
ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you're a Dem who thinks you'll gain something by going anti-trans, look at Gallup's "most important problem" and Fox News' "most important issue" polling and see where trans issues rank. Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired.
Gallup polling. "LGBTQ rights" moves between 0 and 1%.Fox news polling. Wokeness/transgender issues at 0%.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Niche popcorn buckets are a perfect example of capitalism taking a marginal chuckle worthy thing and driving it straight into the fucking ground. Now when I see them, they irritate the hell out of me.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The thing about trying not to pick a side is that the nazis *instantly recognize* which side you picked. They immediately identify you as an ally. They know exactly what side you're on. It doesn't fool the victims, it doesn't fool the Nazis, the only people it could possibly fool is centrists.
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Kelsey Lahr @kelseylahr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Or as I like to say, half (HALF!) of voters do not have strong negative feelings about socialism. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/u...
nytimes.com
Half of Voters Dislike Socialism Amid Progressive Wins, New Poll Finds
Zohran Mamdani, the New York City mayor and democratic socialist, was viewed more favorably than Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a fellow high-profile member of the movement.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There’s a bizarre contrarianism in the Democratic Party, where, if an idea catches on with the base it’s treated as presumptively unreasonable forever. Not even an effort to *appear* to be supportive. Politicians used to pander!
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11/2001 I was a freshman in high school in Alabama, I wore a hijab. In gym class my teacher wheeled in a screen. Something horrible was happening. I watched, mouth agape as the second tower hit. We were silent. As that period reached an end, my name was announced on the loud speaker. 1/
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't believe it's been 9 years.
Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.
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Pól Micheál O'Slatraigh @pmoslatraigh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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RevolutionaryRadish @revoradish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hate this writing trope. <Long story about their boring ass day.> <Something annoying happens to them personally.> <How that means society is crumbling and the foundations of civilization are at risk.> <Why only some dumbass shit the publication approves of is the only way to fix it.>
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When all of the worst fucking people you have *ever* seen are transphobic, being pro-trans is a huge way of indicating that you actually might disagree with them. Dem centrists, by constantly trying to throw trans people into the woodchipper too, indicate how much they agree with these freaks.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/09/2026
Unfortunately the further I get from my viewing of this movie the less I like it, and I agree with a lot of the criticisms in this piece (which I know will be written off in bad faith as “two guys didn’t like the lesbian movie”)
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Saying it yet again: I will never touch AI, ever. Human made only!
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
we have immigrant concentration camps, diarrhea lettuce, zillion dollar gas, suicidal soldiers, measles resurgence, national park land sold to the highest bidder and teachers crowdfunding school supplies, but the real problems facing our country are a muslim senate candidate and an influencer
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ScARRRRGHy Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's Jack Kirby Day and as I haven't seen this drift past in my feed yet, I'm going to remind you that the guy was stacked and could probably deck every last one of us.
Black and white photo of Jack Kirby and his two tickets to the gun show.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 28/08/2026
Happy birthday to Jack Kirby, the King of Comics. A boundless font of ideas, a cartoonist of unparalleled power, vision, and humanity.
a page from 2001 by Jack Kirby
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 28/08/2026
I'm on Bluesky, and thus i'm surrounded by bad news all day long. What effect this has on my perceptions I leave to you the reader. Even so, I can't help but feel that the sensation of billionaires reaching into our pockets, taking the money out, and keeping it for themselves is now almost physical.
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Rachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I got the shot. I've been scheming and hoping the conditions would work out for this for two weeks!! 🪶
A broad-tailed hummingbird hovers next to an anise hyssop plant framed by purple blooms and with a rainbow behind it!!! The bird also has a little bead of water on its bill because it is raining.
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Chris Schweizer @schweizercomics.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Just a reminder that there's a Will Shakespeare miniseries from the heyday of BBC historicals starring Tim Curry as Shakespeare and Ian McShane as Marlowe, and it's on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpxC...
production stills of Curry and McShane in costume
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 23/08/2026
The reality of it is that none of you losers want to make art. If you wanted to make art you'd shut up and go do it. What you want is attention and recognition and praise and frankly you'll have a better shot at it quitting your job to become a human pet.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 21/08/2026
GIVE ME WING COMMANDER ITS MY HERITAGE AS A WEIRD 3DO KID
A well preserved copy of super wing commander
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Castledolphyn @castledolphyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My contribution to the trans spidey trend ^_^
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wait, so everyone is twelve theory already had a name?
I think it's really funny that Japanese also has a word for 'edgelord', but theirs translates to 'eighth-grader'.

User holmoria replies, 

It's not even 'eighth-grader" it's even funnier. chunibyo is eighth- grade syndrome. like explicitly a diagnosis. I diagnose you with edgelord
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Anne Loves Comics @annecomics.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The slate being thinned I think is smart because it was clear that the quality management that needed to be happening BTS wasn’t happening Dropping the only two women led projects though screams of misogyny in the face of Supergirl’s under performance and is highly disappointing and stupid
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Steven of the Witch 🎃 @lieutenantbanjo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bring a blanket. That's also how you sneak in drinks :D
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Steven of the Witch 🎃 @lieutenantbanjo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This doesn't even sound like a real story, but I swear it happened
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Steven of the Witch 🎃 @lieutenantbanjo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I asked my doctor for a referral for a CT scan for my abdominal pain. "That costs money," he said. "You don't want to blow it on that. You should save your money so you can take a trip to Vegas or Tahiti" and then he tried to initiate a fist bump
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Steven of the Witch 🎃 @lieutenantbanjo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible." "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Gonna be blunt, the reason I complain about AI so much is because it's made so much extra work for me, as I'm inundated with AI slopware games that I have to sort through and filter out, if this garbage tech ceased to exist tomorrow, it would be an immediate ease of that workload.
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