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Alexis (Taylor’s version)

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Photoshoplifter. Twimmigrant. Still figuring this out. Lone survivor of @mockeree.bsky.social. linktr.ee/lexistwit

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Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social · 4h
Tina Turner watches as Captain Kirk and a Gorn fight in the arena on the poster for ‘Star Trek Beyond Thunderdome’. This one fits the brief best but it looks a bit shit. Anyway, I think I’m done now, unless I can think of any more.
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Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social · 4h
Sigourney Weaver as Eliza Doolittle, selling flowers in the alien queen’s nest in the poster for ‘Pygmalions’. This time it’s luvverly.
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Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social · 4h
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Recall. Cowabuneggar!
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Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social · 5h
The illustrated poster for 1938’s ‘Pygmalion vs Predator’, featuring Leslie Howard’s Professor Higgins with a triangular formation of laser dots projected onto his forehead while Wendy Hiller’s Eliza Doolittle wields a blazing minigun
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Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social · 5h
The poster for Jane Austen’s ‘Sense & Centipede’, showing a bonnet-wearing, screaming woman at the front end of a three-person human centipede, lit in a sickly green and seen through the textured glass pane they’re pressing up against in anguish.
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Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social · 5h
Keira Knightly (with alien mandibles and dreadlocks) and Matthew Macfadyen (holding a minigun) in the poster for Jane Austenegger’s ‘Pride & Predators’, a romance some damn fool accused of being the best.
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Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social · 8h
2001 Dalmatians
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The poster for ‘There’s Some THING About Mary’, featuring a spider-legged, stretching, metamorphosing alien Cameron Diaz and a two-headed terrier
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
an internal investigation by cats into whether they have been fed, concludes that they have not.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Some nice green bottles that you’ve got there. Be an awful shame if they should accidentally fall.”
Dino and Luigi Vercotti.
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Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Id monster only appears when he is asleep
Forbidden Planet (1956)
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Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stormy Daniels vindicated
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Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think we all know who’s a vague ’un.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/10/2026
#HappyToastMonsterMonth Day 1 - Widow's Bay's Sea Hag
Sea Hag climbing out of the bath
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 28/09/2026
We're all looking forward to Nigel correcting the record shortly. Given his proclivity for 'asking questions', I'm sure he'll be relieved now that he knows the answer is "all UK nationals, in their 20s, from London", and he'll want to share that with his followers, right?
A verified tweet warning that Iranian agents are entering the UK by small boats and demanding the truth about "Fairford bomb plotters," shown above bold red text sarcastically noting suspects are UK citizens from London and asking "Nigel will correct the record now, right?"
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Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I, a failed human and barely functional organism, appear to have a better basic understanding of how insurance works than these two people paid to talk about it on television.
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Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s been a thousand years since I last did a b3ta image challenge, and perhaps this is why. “Sport Music”: b3ta.com/challenge/sp...
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David Hills @wanderingteacake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Arrest. The. Fuckers.
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Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@wanderingteacake.bsky.social
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David Hills @wanderingteacake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Canterbury friends, get these bought.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
look a well co-ordinated far-right organisation might have shut down two major ports, intimidated locals and holidaymakers, forced the closure of an RNLI station, and threatened lifeboat crews, but at least they’re not wearing orange or silently holding a placard
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a fucking world where I find myself writing letters like this to my MP.
Letter to my MP:

Dear Fleur Anderson,

I am writing regarding the shocking scenes of masked far-right thugs blocking ports in Dover and, somehow more shockingly, forcing a Portsmouth RNLI station to close.

These scenes are horrific. Equally horrific is the rhetoric from some MPs and the press that these people have "reasonable concerns".

Just Stop Oil protestors have been swiftly stopped and arrested. The crux of their campaign is to ensure that the planet remains in a condition that is livable for humans. The existential threat of climate change is one of the most reasonable concerns one can imagine. Yet they were arrested and decried in the press.

Protestors opposing the genocide in Gaza have been equally swiftly arrested, with some even being proscribed as terrorist organisations. For opposing an ongoing genocide that has killed over 69,000 people - including 17,000 children - according to The British Red Cross. Stopping this appalling violence is another incredibly reasonable concern. Yet they are arrested and decried in the press, while others are proscribed as terrorists.

Preventing saving the lives of desperate people fleeing unsafe conditions is in no way a reasonable concern, yet MPs and the press talk about these masked thugs, preventing lives from being saved and swarming areas of key infrastructure, as having reasonable concerns. This is a shocking stain on this country.

Continued in next imageLetter continues: Migration is a net good for the country, even before you take into account the ageing workforce. The anti-migrant rhetoric comes from dangerous and violent men, and is spurred on by a press that thrives on outrage.

All human lives have equal value. Anyone preventing a lifeboat station - a lifeboat station! - from operating and saving human lives should be arrested and charged far more quickly than an elderly vicar sitting quietly and holding a sign.

I urge you to use your power as an MP to speak out on this. To call these balaclava-wearing men what they are: violent, masked thugs who speak only for a tiny, hateful minority. These are not reasonable concerns of patriots. These are the words and deeds of vicious people who want to fracture this country.

By way of reply, please confirm that you will raise this issue in parliament, and use your power to speak out against this disturbing rise of fascist violence.

Yours sincerely,

Guy Kelly
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 12/09/2026
25 years ago today B3ta launched Well, 25 years ago today, we launched the version of the website you are familiar with, we were going for at least three months beforehand, if you check newsletter dates on issue 1. However most b3tans look at the board post date - so happy birthday us. Sort of.
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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Robin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius.
Wile E Coyote in an office, pointing to a sign he's holding that reads "WE CANNOT JUDGE OUR WORTH ON THE WORK OF OTHERS"
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 02/09/2026
The Bayeux Tapestry depicting that time someone put a cat in a bin, the Death Star, a man with a flare up his bum and Del falling through the bar while Trigger does a face
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Did he then take it with him, download it to his system, and then have it shredded
British Museum held private viewing of Bayeux Tapestry
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Senile Satan: “I’m signing an Executive Order that changes the name of German Measles to American Measles.” 🇺🇸
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 30/08/2026
Apparently Lake America is now closed due to a tear in its lining and fungal growth
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
16.51 FILM: NEIN TO FIVE
Dolly Parton stars as the German woman who continually refuses the demands of the 90s boyband.
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Many years ago I thought mixing cream into a setting strawberry jelly would make a nice creamy desert for the then toddlers. And meat-baby was born. For the same toddlers 17th birthday, they’ve asked that I make another one…
A strawberry jelly with curdled cream set into it in the shape of a happy sloth. The curdled mixture has set to look just like shiny meat.
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Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well, if it steps like a goose
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.
Tim Curry in full clown make up holding an umbrella between takes during the filming of the tv miniseries of It
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry: the unexpected answer to the question “what if Tom Baker was also David Bowie?”
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Tim Curry in Rocky Horror: How 'bout that.
ALT: Tim Curry in Rocky Horror: How 'bout that.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/08/2026
I hope the billionaires and fascists are looking at the rich outpouring of love and admiration and realising how they can never have that with the route they've chosen.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She gifted books. He’d ban and burn them. We definitely lost the wrong one today.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember when Dolly funded a covid vaccine? So few rich people who actually do proper philanthropy & she really did seem to be one of them. What a lady, what a legacy.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/08/2026
Terrible shift in the percentage of good in the world.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It doesn’t feel like an exaggeration to say she was the best of us. If anything, it feels more like a drastic understatement.
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David Hills @wanderingteacake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
While Trump threatens to demolish the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts if he can't have his name on it, there's another 80-year old American who made a lifelong contribution to the arts which was genuinely generous, joyful and worthy of commemoration. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c0...
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Dolly Parton, legendary US country singer, dies aged 80
The singer died at her home in Nashville, Tennessee, earlier today, her family confirmed in a statement.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Have you been involved in a Monday that wasn’t your fault? You may be entitled to compensation.
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
#WinterIsComing
Ned Starm holding a frog umbrella in the rain
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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My Bluesky How it started vs. How it’s going
A young and pristine Peter Falk, as inspector ColumboAn older and disheveled Peter Falk, still as Columbo, who looks like he has been hoisted by his own petard, Looney Tunes style
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A message of hope from eBay
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Alexis (Taylor’s version) @lexistwit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
WE DO THIS NOT BECAUSE IT
HALTED THE PARLIAMENTARY INQUIRY INTO OUR DODGY FINANCES
BUT BECAUSE WE THOUGHT
IT WOULD
HALT THE PARLIAMENTARY INQUIRY INTO OUR DODGY FINANCES
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