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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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lemurfemurs @lemurfemurs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My question is did I block enough obnoxious Orioles posters to not see any unhinged invective about Bryan Baker or Bryan Baker getting it done with the Rays
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Only in America do they deny children free lunch while forcing them to read about Jesus feeding the hungry.
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I reviewed Chuck Klosterman’s book on American football and couldn’t get past the dishonesty about the nature of the game to even accept his premise of its future www.thenation.com/article/cult...
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
being an orioles fan in 2026
colton cowser is terrified of his ability to jump 20ft in the air
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The only thing more pathetic than a southerner getting upset when they take down Confederate statues is a Yankee getting upset when they take down Confederate statues.
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lemurfemurs @lemurfemurs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hell yeah Orioles!
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Birdland Metrics @birdlandmetrics.com · 01/08/2026
On the morning of July 1st the O’s were 9 games under .500 (39-48) and 5 games back from the 3rd wildcard spot. Tonight they finish the month with a 15-8 record (.652 W%) over 23 games played. That win % and record is the best they’ve had in a month of baseball since May of 2024 🔥
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lemurfemurs @lemurfemurs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Came home and read some Orioles posts, wondered what the hell was wrong THIS game, then checked the score and they're winning 4-1 lol
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My two-year-old son just walked up to me and asked, "Daddy, how can the Orioles ever maximize revenue for Mr. Rubenstein while competing against the much larger markets in their division if the players won't agree to a salary cap?" I didn't know how to answer. I just held him close as we both cried.
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lemurfemurs @lemurfemurs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Four errors??
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lemurfemurs @lemurfemurs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It's incredible how there is jack squat for Orioles posts on the timeline when they're winning games. Just absolute tumbleweeds
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lemurfemurs @lemurfemurs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Leave it to the Angels to teach us (the Orioles) a lesson lol
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lemurfemurs @lemurfemurs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ol Cowser loves those way inside breaking balls gawdamn
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Chris Morran @themorrancave.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A US-born woman born was confronted by sheriff deputies in Louisiana who were convinced her ID and social security card were fakes. They turned her over to ICE, who shackled her & took her an hour away. Even after a lawyer convinced ICE of the woman's citizenship the sheriff says they did no wrong
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U.S. citizen stopped in Lafayette, shackled, and detained in Louisiana ICE facility | The Lens
The U.S.-born young mother presented ICE and sheriff’s deputies with her ID and Social Security card. Agents took her anyway.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I’m a broken record, but it’s facially insane that the SCOTUS’s position is that the interest of a political party—an entity with no special constitutional protection—in gerrymandering is more important than black people’s right to vote, which we have several constitutional amendments addressing
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.
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lemurfemurs @lemurfemurs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Where the Mayo haters at
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Matt Hill @gethill.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Prime with ads. Just how Kubrick intended.
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lemurfemurs @lemurfemurs.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Basallo supremacy rising :D
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The Dishwasher (a baseball blog) @thedishwasher.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
You get Samuel Basallo out you should ask him to sign the ball
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 23/04/2026
Behold the snake.
A four panel comic. In panel 1, there's an image of a closeup on the head of a yellow morph timber rattlesnake, with text above it that says "Behold the snake: Cunning, cruel, and bloodthirsty, it embodies evil and sin.
Who knows what malevolent thoughts lurk in its mind?" In panel 2, the snake is zoomed out slightly, and a thought bubble rises above its head with three dots inside it. In panel 3, we're zoomed out more to see the whole snake curled up on a rock with a colorful background behind it, and there's a thought bubble rising from its head that says "Mmm warm sun." In panel 4, we're zoomed out even more, and the snake is sitting on a rock at the top of a hill with green grass and trees, a vibrant background of mountains and lakes behind it, and a bright blue sky with a golden cloud and birds flying. The snake is thinking "Nice day."
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☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 06/04/2026
Happy Easter!
Jesus saying “born on a mountain raised in a cave / truckin and fuckin is all I crave”
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Matthew Reichbach @fbihop.com · 01/04/2026
Today's the day.
A screenshot of David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in front of a NASA logo. Cross is speaking into a microphone at a podium. 

Text says " American can, should must, and will blow up the moon"
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 04/03/2026
What in the absolute fuck is this.
Grammarly's presentation of something they call Expert Review, including my name (plus Stephen King's, plus Mary Norris's), though to be sure I've never been contacted by Grammarly, much less compensated.
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Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape @breakify.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
It's truly amazing how much people in the US have internalized Western chauvinism and think that the US is the center of the universe, to the point that Hollywood and US cultural exports are the metric used to gauge other societies. Capitalism has completely twisted our perception of reality.
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
is life just a series of days where you're tired in the afternoon and wide awake at night, running behind on weekly deadlines, and seeing pants get slim and big and then slim again over the years until you die?
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/02/2026
thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her mom’s kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol
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weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
a brief history of pop philosophy of mind over the years: 1. new technology comes out 2. ok so human minds are pretty much that
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lemurfemurs @lemurfemurs.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Mr RobotCoupe is that anything
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
two frames from A Dinner With Andre (1981), with both containing Wallace Shawn in the subway and two captions:

- When I was young, all I thought about was art and music.
- Now I'm 38, and all I think about is posting.

The words "38" and "posting" have been clearly edited in.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. “Monkey Stronger Together.”
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
If there’s one thing we don’t tolerate in America it’s Spanish words. To do that in San Francisco California…well it makes me angry, and I’ll say that all the way from Los Angeles to Bonita Springs Florida
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 26/01/2026
How do you do, fellow neighbors?
some user named patriotmocha in my replies: Please let me know if there is a Signal group I can join, since the others were deleted.
Thank you so much.some user named patriotmocha in someone else’s replies: What is your best recommendation to find people who's in charged?
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Sure you’re my age and you seen House Party many many times, but can you say the same about CLASS ACT, hmm? For I can.
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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Sumerian engineers 2000 years ago
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John Cluverius @johncluverius.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
We are so back, y'all.
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Killer whales ‘violently’ attack yacht off Portugal weeks after orcas sink ship
‘Violent’ night time assault on family’s boat left it taking on water, only just making it to shore
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Tina Bacas Gibson 🌀 @tinabgibby.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Look at these men. They are ashamed of themselves as they should be. They are standing here while the president calls their professional colleague a “stupid person.” I don’t care if you think you’ll lose access. You need to speak up. Decent Americans are tired of this and disgusted with all of you.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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Kayla B @queenofthesouth.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
If GOP senators think they deserve 500K minimum for having their phone privacy invaded how much should citizens and legal residents detained by ICE for being Brown get? 10 million? 100 million?
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