weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026the moral of No Country for Old Men is don't be a serial killer or God will hit you with his car 000
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026we're gonna reproduce evangelical purity culture but this time we're gonna nail it gang 040
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 23/06/2026the problem with cuck kink is that it's just another example of having company over and the husband sits in a chair and watches while his wife does all the work. don't wait to be told what to do to help. get in there and share the load so everyone can enjoy the evening. 031
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 18/02/2026a brief history of pop philosophy of mind over the years: 1. new technology comes out 2. ok so human minds are pretty much that 06515
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 12/10/2025if millennials are so damn broke then who's buying all these dropout subscriptions 000
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 13/09/2025the grocery store near me stopped carrying the one vegan flavor of Top ramen and replaced it with like 3 brands of bullshit fancy ramen so it's like $12 a pack for vegan instant ramen now. instant ramen should cost like $3/pk and it already costs $4/pk and you want $12 fuck you fuck you fuck you 010
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 03/09/2025damn people here really don't get the concept of intentional ironic dissonance huh. people are really being like yeah he should've titled this The Scary Man lmao 020
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 26/08/2025work has been so shit today. can't wait to get home and eat those plums i've been saving in the icebox. 010
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 23/08/2025not voting for democrats is basically the same as voting for trump. so also not voting for trump is the same as voting for democrats. you just voted twice, buddy. you're going to fucking jail 010
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 21/08/2025you have to admit James Dobson taught us a lot of important things. namely that the worst things a teen can do are: 1. be horny 2. be suspiciously unhorny (might be gay??) 000
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 26/07/2025melt-banana is just the best to ever do it. idk what "it" is but they're the best at it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=APTU...youtube.comMELT-BANANA - Candy GunYouTube video by MELT-BANANA CHANNEL 010
Reposted by weaselvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 21/01/2025haunted house, screenshot, trs-80 (1980) www.mobygames.com/game/141026/... 101253415
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 18/07/2025"could god make a rock so big they couldn't lift it" uh clearly yes, and then they would lift it anyway. welcome to the divine mystery lil bro 000
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 17/07/202529 But wanting to vindicate himself, he asked Jesus, “And who is my neighbor?” 30 "Lol," Jesus replied, "Lmao". 020
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 19/06/2025my cat rubbed up against the corner of my laptop while i was watching a thing and her nose pressed the [x]close window button on the touchscreen 000
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 12/06/2025why do they keep giving money to academics tripping over themselves to be the next prophet of ai bullshit when we should be giving it to insane communists 000
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 07/06/2025just saw Sinners and damn it's going to be a halloween costume layup for some guy in university who is the only white guy in his friend group 010
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 04/05/2025hey sorry i'm late an evil hypnotist trapped me in a mind palace 000
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 09/02/2025The Flenser has done enormous work in the war to take black metal away from nazis and deliver it to its inevitable owners: theater kids 010
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 04/02/2025honestly embarrassing watching liberals get all "so do you regret voting for trump yet" to trump voters who are getting exactly what they wanted 110
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Fascinated by the Wikipedia edit war over Sinfest, a once popular webcomic that went from gag-a-day strip to TERF soapbox to outright neonazi propaganda. No reputable secondary source has touched it since the TERF days, so it's completely impossible to mention its lengthy nazi arc on the wiki page. 110
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 25/01/2025was going to rush out to get something at the store because it closes at 5 but then realized it closes at 7 on weekdays so now it's Monday Guy's problem 010
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 25/01/2025the key to understanding ex-evangelical leftists is that deeply ingrained on them are two rules: 1. your salvation is largely centered around having the right thoughts at all times and 2. you are damned by even one mistake 000
weasel @wozl.bsky.social · 22/01/2025And our heroes all died crazy Broken, poor or shot Let's celebrate their tragedy And sanctify the loss And manifest the daydream Like those who failed before And glorify our small attempts And hate ourselves no more 011
