Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1h“Well, life’s not fair” - people who are capable of making the situation fair 021
Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 5hToday’s word is “fuck” Try to use it in a sentence today Or try not saying it for a real fucking challenge 051
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” FinchAnastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 21hPeople will project the wildest intentions on me and I’m just over here thinking about dinosaurs. 25420
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 7h“Get it, Prickle? I’m a landline, which makes me nearly as extinct as you!” 4517
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” FinchMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 6hThink about it . . . If love didn't hurt so much, it wouldn't be called love . . . it would be called pepperoni pizza. 37239
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 15hI usually assume anything nice said to me is said because they want some of my pizza rolls. 3244
Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 16hYou could completely remove Bran’s story in Game Of Thrones and it wouldn’t change a thing. His story is boring and is completely inconsequential. 141
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” FinchJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19hCapturing me would really just involve a box sitting on a stick with a vintage band shirt underneath 68313
Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 23h4.3 earthquake today, I had to look it up to see or if I needed a new chair that doesn’t shake 052
Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve always relied on the kindness* of strangers *handjobs 1102
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” FinchJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I die, please remove my buttplug. 167220
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” FinchMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it. 310960
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” FinchBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i can’t climax unless I can smell palo santo smoldering somewhere which becomes problematic on public transit facilities 1268
Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026www.popsci.com/science/weir... Asteroid named after Weird Alpopsci.comAsteroid named after ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic‘I just hope this isn’t the asteroid that winds up destroying the Earth.’ 061
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” FinchThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Happy about the upcoming specials, but I really don’t want the actual show to end again. The current revival quickly found its footing, and I think this is the best Futurama has been since its original run. (I also think Disney could do a much better job of promoting it.) 291
Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026youtu.be/pRK3jjeF2zI Fuel For Hatred by Satyricon A little black metal for your dayyoutu.beSatyricon - Fuel For HatredYouTube video by SatyriconVEVO 051
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” FinchEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A couple alleys down from Diagon Alley is the Harry Potter Universe's red-light district, Vagin Alley. 1106
Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Game of Thrones shortened Dany doesn’t fuck around and there’s no pretense that thousands of innocents would die and she just burns down Cersei without a war 040
Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Game Of Thrones shortened Robb Stark marries one of Frey’s granddaughters and gains his army and wins war 040
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” FinchJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Imagine dying and getting to the river styx then seeing a QR code 1527474
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” FinchMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Don't bother asking me what time it is. It's nap time. It's always nap time. 418694
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” FinchFrenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I helped my uncle Jack, suck off a horse 241
Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I forgot how dark the battle with the white walkers was in Game of Thrones I’m not talking thematically, I mean you can barely see anything that’s happening 060
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” FinchNanaSassafrass @nanasass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comChild's Intent Telephone CallALT: Child's Intent Telephone Call 011
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” FinchFrenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"I seen my mum do this once" *snorts line of coke off your labia majora* 0132
Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you see this, post a random wrestling picture Basketball courts are slippery 051
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” FinchMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Don't worry. I know what I'm doing." --- People who don't know what they're doing 817885
Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why don’t poor people just get more money? 0133
Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I like how in tv/movie vampires* are hundreds of years old but apparently their intelligence stays the same as when they were turned *not real vampires 082
Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Got to the part in GoT where Jamie Lannister was going to lance the dragon but the other guy tackled him off the horse to save him being burned 141
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” FinchDucky 🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Four comics to get to know me (DC Edition). 081
Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Four comics to get to know me (DC Edition). 061
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” Finch𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If I had the ability to teleport, I’d go to where people say ‘ambalance’, ‘right quick’, and ‘cackalacky’. 2163
Reposted by Hank “Skip Riptide” FinchMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I imagine the joy I get when my phone is finally charged enough to post on social media is the same type of joy parents get after 9 months of waiting for their child to be born. 69857
