Reposted by 🏴 NeverwasJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank 128115791941
Reposted by 🏴 NeverwasIan Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I got a dog because I prefer them to people. Now people keep talking to me because I have a dog. 1522725172
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 15/07/2026youtu.be/050utErYo2U?...youtu.bePentastone - Break My Back (Official Visualizer)YouTube video by Pentastone 000
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 10/01/2026youtu.be/Z0hyh0yTdaU?...youtu.beLIFE OF AGONY - Scars (Official Video) | Napalm RecordsYouTube video by Napalm Records 000
Reposted by 🏴 NeverwasJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I remember the first time I learned there were horny milfs in my area I screamed 1123252
Reposted by 🏴 NeverwasUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/07/2025it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid 2376459805
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Lollygagging sounds like it should be a lot more erotic than it actually is 020
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Getting older is just being pissed off with people who are doing exactly the same thing as you did when you were younger 010
Reposted by 🏴 NeverwasJust Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Puns make me numb. Math puns make me number. 66313
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 10/05/2025youtu.be/BiP0FpY88E4?...youtu.beElectric Callboy - ELEVATOR OPERATOR (OFFICIAL VIDEO)YouTube video by Electric Callboy 010
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I wonder if now, due to the internet, more people become who they want to be 000
Reposted by 🏴 NeverwasObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Don't mistake my kindness for kindness. I probably have ulterior motives. 17338
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 29/04/2025My dog likes both of us to go swimming.... Whether I'm dressed for it or not. 010
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 26/04/2025The enemy of your enemy is not your friend 010
Reposted by 🏴 NeverwasSatan @thedevil.bsky.social · 16/04/2025If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then I’m a gynecologist 361703286
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I still don't know what was so bad about America that it had to be made "Great" again 000
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Whatever it is..... Don't save it for a special occasion 000
Reposted by 🏴 Neverwas🇺🇸 ☮️ 🌊🌴 JohnnyBlue 🌴🌊🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @johnny-blue01.bsky.social · 08/04/2025 16310
Reposted by 🏴 Neverwasthxchef.bsky.social @thxchef.bsky.social · 06/04/2025THIS IS WHAT A TRADE WAR LOOKS LIKE - 2165
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 05/04/2025They should teach imagination in schools 000
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 26/03/2025youtu.be/pyMdUZV4zxY?...youtu.beALIEN WEAPONRY - Mau Moko (Official Video)YouTube video by Alien Weaponry 010
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I've reached the nirvana of not really knowing what I'm doing as an adult.... But not really caring either... 000
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I work with a guy that looks like Smeagol Lovely fella.... Drives a BMW 000
Reposted by 🏴 NeverwasSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 16/03/2025If someone is a bot I usually figure it out by the third date. 0267
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 13/03/2025I've always been more than happy to stand next to somebody on speakerphone in public and talk over their conversation 000
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Now might be a good time to learn how electricity is made 000
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Babies stare at me in supermarkets.... Always 010
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 06/03/2025youtu.be/civuoU_NE38?...youtu.beTOOL - The Pot (Audio)YouTube video by TOOLVEVO 010
Reposted by 🏴 NeverwasLeggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 05/03/2025It isn't that I repeat myself, it's that I'm never certain which things escaped my inner monologue and actually made it out of my mouth 27513
Reposted by 🏴 NeverwasBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Every time someone sighs at work, I instinctively say “big sigh” like I do with my dogs, but instead of wagging their tails, they just look more defeated. 231772
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Today, out walking the dog, I met a lovely little blue Staffy called "Havoc". And his name suited him beautifully 000
Reposted by 🏴 NeverwasJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I love abstract art. If I wanted to see things that looked like things, I would look at things. 20772105
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 26/02/2025youtu.be/O0YxeTjFn70?...youtu.bePuscifer - The Humbling River with LyricsYouTube video by Kaat’s Corner 000
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I spend an awful lot of time trying to prove to my dog I've got nothing in my hands 032
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I'm sure my dog's eyeballs steal flavour from my food 000
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I was born with a silver tongue in my mouth 031
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Sometimes I look at my hands, and remember everything they've done 000
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 07/02/2025youtu.be/kFUjEcv1FcA?...youtu.beThe Warning - Choke (Live from Pepsi Center CDMX)YouTube video by The Warning 000
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 07/02/2025youtu.be/8Fni4jExKEI?...youtu.beGrey Daze - Soul Song (Lyric Video)YouTube video by Grey Daze 000
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 07/02/2025There are thin rivulets of condemnation running down the outside of my glass 000
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 02/02/2025youtu.be/kPi-MOxR0l4?...youtu.beGodsmack - Come TogetherYouTube video by Godsmack 000
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 02/02/2025youtu.be/dscfeQOMuGw?...youtu.beMonster Magnet - Space LordYouTube video by MonsterMagnetVEVO 000
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Wonderfully nuts... youtu.be/WmlshlqXD54?...youtu.beFEUERSCHWANZ ft. Melissa Bonny - Ding (SEEED Cover) | Napalm RecordsYouTube video by Napalm Records 010
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 25/01/2025youtu.be/W93TtHqmNb8?...youtu.beCapture The Crown - You Call That A Knife? This Is A Knife! (Reupload)YouTube video by XxTheoDisasterxX 000
🏴 Neverwas @now-in-a-minute.bsky.social · 25/01/2025youtu.be/QBK6xymmKHM?...youtu.beCorey Taylor - Snuff (Acoustic)YouTube video by Corey Taylor 000
