Reposted by CoryJames Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice 112418277
Reposted by CoryBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek. 14658771109
Reposted by CoryNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Source: Bezos to pay $50 million for rights to stream execution on Amazon Prime. 47841115
Reposted by Corylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026"When WIRED asked, though, whether he worries he needs to take extra precautions to protect himself [...] as a result of his high profile, O'Neal said, 'Yes, I think about it all the time, but I don't let it consume me, because if you let it consume you you can go crazy'" right again, shaq 52564
Reposted by CoryPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/10/2026You hysterical idiots. Donald Trump wasn’t asking Iran to attack LA or San Diego, he was just talking in a completely incoherent way that we have chosen to interpret as saying it would be bad if that happened. And it’s actually good that he talks like that, 471470149
Reposted by Coryryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 06/10/2026I hate it when the woke mob tries to cancel people just because they were “credibly accused of horrific gang rape.” so when someone says they’re going to wallop me with a Tex Avery inflatable hammer, I immediately try to get them fired 132812
Reposted by Coryjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026me to those two chucklefucks after the piano dropsstatic.klipy.comWWE Triple H in the RingALT: WWE Triple H in the Ring 28386463
Reposted by CoryDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Big Short (2015) 11159
Reposted by CoryBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better 429754
Reposted by CoryThe Rooster @rooster.info · 04/10/2026Amazing statement. “Nobody would care about these scams without Tim Tebow’s Evangelical Christian aura!!!!”static.klipy.comRuben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!Alt: Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It! 3544
Reposted by Coryfraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026You know nothing about cheesecake 33305836
Reposted by CoryMatt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026republicans: we are nazis media: do democrats have a Hasan Piker Bin Laden problem? 263240649
Reposted by CoryRedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 02/10/2026Brand new obstructed view seats 😍 at new Ryan Field 81107
Reposted by CorySharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lmao when you're explaining you're losing 1634627
Reposted by CoryRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026actually this was unintentionally cutting analysis from the broadcast crew It's plainly true that many Browns fans were excited for Deshaun Watson when they thought he would be good, started booing him when he was terrible, and are now back to cheering for him again 81659
Reposted by CoryBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Counterpoint: Bring me your fatties, your weirdos, your radicals yearning to breathe free. 1913579389
Reposted by CoryTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 29/09/2026Any cap on what a worker can earn means that it artificially shifts money from the worker, who earned it, to the manager, who didn't. Hope that helps. 518740
Reposted by CoryRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again 873403386
Reposted by CoryRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Verlander being taken out of his final game: aww, it's his daughter! he's crying! we're crying! how can you not be romantic about baseball! Scherzer being taken out of his (maybe) final game: and Scherzer is baring his teeth ... and there's the bite! it'll take a few minutes to clean up the blood 328124
Reposted by Corydarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026in your next zoom interview have not only a cup of ice coffee but seven or eight different cups of various beverages just off camera and casually drink from each of them throughout the interview the drinks should have fancy straws or colorful parasols or large pieces of fruit on the edge of the cup 1192750306
Reposted by CoryAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i asked bucs fans about baker mayfields performance since signing an extension 1127618
Reposted by CoryThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinpingtheonion.comXi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last VisitWASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres... 383811576
Reposted by CoryBut Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 24/09/2026DVDs aren't low-tech. They're just things you can actually own, that won't disappear overnight, that don't require a monthly subscription, that won't suddenly get reedited, that won't start putting adverts in the middle and that won't sell your data to the worst people in the world. 92162781
Reposted by CoryBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026good advertisement for the stupid machine, gimme da stupid machine 1038530
Reposted by CoryInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe. 10971101376
Reposted by CoryRed Reporter @redreporter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Reds are either dead last or in the running to finish dead last in team wRC+, FIP, and DRS, and they don't ask their all-world base-stealer to run as much anymore. So all they need to improve upon is hitting, pitching, fielding, and baserunning this winter.static.klipy.comHi Nick NickALT: Hi Nick Nick 1112
Reposted by CoryRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Something deeply American about how when this happens you hear people say “I’ll never use that corporate sponsored name, I’m gonna keep using the old corporate sponsored name” 8453047
Reposted by CoryCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If you are so extraordinarily stupid that you fall for a standard Republican trans panic ruse, I cannot trust you to represent me in office. This is like media literacy 101. Your colleagues are going to run circles around you. Dupe you into anything. I'd be safer running and representing myself. 12291624
Reposted by CoryRob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 22/09/2026weird day to be worried about state-run tv, gavin! 251527229
Reposted by CoryNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If Democrats continue to focus on elite issues like the price of diesel fuel instead of on kitchen table issues like chem trails and racial purity, they're going to get walloped in November. 11854114
Reposted by CoryPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever 188137272917
Reposted by Cory🍁 Levi Kornelsen @levikornelsen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Reacher (book) kills white supremacists (fictional), but Reacher (streaming) hasn't yet despite Alan Ritchson (Reacher (streaming)) wanting to because of studio fear of white supremacists (actual, government). 132155541
Reposted by CoryBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026*rummaging for bread under an overpass* at least my hypothetical 7-year-old will never stare down a knuckleball thrown by a trans girl 471727201
Reposted by CoryJacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Anybody want to join me at his werkshep? 1012821
Reposted by Coryassbutt @nasboat.org · 17/09/2026I am so goddamn tired of this shit. support transgender people or fuck off forever 301438238
Reposted by CoryNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Good morning, it’s finally Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil. 1340726
Reposted by CoryThe Rooster @rooster.info · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Office: Michael Scott Gets Shooed AwayALT: The Office: Michael Scott Gets Shooed Away 3524
