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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A captcha that is a reference to the opening scene of Master and Commander
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 06/10/2026
I hate it when the woke mob tries to cancel people just because they were “credibly accused of horrific gang rape.” so when someone says they’re going to wallop me with a Tex Avery inflatable hammer, I immediately try to get them fired
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
me to those two chucklefucks after the piano drops
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WWE Triple H in the Ring
ALT: WWE Triple H in the Ring
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Big Short (2015)
Margot Robbie in a bubble bath teaches you

A vegan is vegetables.

A vegan is eating a piece of lettuce all day long.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#MoveTheChargersBackToSanDiego
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 04/10/2026
Amazing statement. “Nobody would care about these scams without Tim Tebow’s Evangelical Christian aura!!!!”
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Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!
Alt: Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
republicans: we are nazis media: do democrats have a Hasan Piker Bin Laden problem?
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CJ Fogler @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
it's time
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Adam Lichtenstein @adamlichtenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Saturday!
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 02/10/2026
Brand new obstructed view seats 😍 at new Ryan Field
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao when you're explaining you're losing
Vance arguing reverse globalization needs to be explained instead of telling people to suck up
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Friday to you guys
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
actually this was unintentionally cutting analysis from the broadcast crew It's plainly true that many Browns fans were excited for Deshaun Watson when they thought he would be good, started booing him when he was terrible, and are now back to cheering for him again
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Counterpoint: Bring me your fatties, your weirdos, your radicals yearning to breathe free.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 29/09/2026
Any cap on what a worker can earn means that it artificially shifts money from the worker, who earned it, to the manager, who didn't. Hope that helps.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guy from the Aaron Burr milk commercial directed by Michael Bay
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Verlander being taken out of his final game: aww, it's his daughter! he's crying! we're crying! how can you not be romantic about baseball! Scherzer being taken out of his (maybe) final game: and Scherzer is baring his teeth ... and there's the bite! it'll take a few minutes to clean up the blood
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”
Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in your next zoom interview have not only a cup of ice coffee but seven or eight different cups of various beverages just off camera and casually drink from each of them throughout the interview the drinks should have fancy straws or colorful parasols or large pieces of fruit on the edge of the cup
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i asked bucs fans about baker mayfields performance since signing an extension
Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work Disgusting.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 24/09/2026
DVDs aren't low-tech. They're just things you can actually own, that won't disappear overnight, that don't require a monthly subscription, that won't suddenly get reedited, that won't start putting adverts in the middle and that won't sell your data to the worst people in the world.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
good advertisement for the stupid machine, gimme da stupid machine
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Houston Rockets GM in 2000
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Red Reporter @redreporter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Reds are either dead last or in the running to finish dead last in team wRC+, FIP, and DRS, and they don't ask their all-world base-stealer to run as much anymore. So all they need to improve upon is hitting, pitching, fielding, and baserunning this winter.
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Hi Nick Nick
ALT: Hi Nick Nick
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BallHer @ballher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Acting the Fulemin

@ATFulemin

I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Something deeply American about how when this happens you hear people say “I’ll never use that corporate sponsored name, I’m gonna keep using the old corporate sponsored name”
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you are so extraordinarily stupid that you fall for a standard Republican trans panic ruse, I cannot trust you to represent me in office. This is like media literacy 101. Your colleagues are going to run circles around you. Dupe you into anything. I'd be safer running and representing myself.
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 22/09/2026
weird day to be worried about state-run tv, gavin!
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Austin Gilkeson @osutein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have, like, 30 damn brains.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If Democrats continue to focus on elite issues like the price of diesel fuel instead of on kitchen table issues like chem trails and racial purity, they're going to get walloped in November.
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Ben @coxsportsohio.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hoping all these gambling ads age like this
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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🍁 Levi Kornelsen @levikornelsen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Reacher (book) kills white supremacists (fictional), but Reacher (streaming) hasn't yet despite Alan Ritchson (Reacher (streaming)) wanting to because of studio fear of white supremacists (actual, government).
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*rummaging for bread under an overpass* at least my hypothetical 7-year-old will never stare down a knuckleball thrown by a trans girl
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @handle.invalid · 18/09/2026
Anybody want to join me at his werkshep?
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 17/09/2026
I am so goddamn tired of this shit. support transgender people or fuck off forever
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good morning, it’s finally Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil.
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 16/09/2026
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The Office: Michael Scott Gets Shooed Away
ALT: The Office: Michael Scott Gets Shooed Away
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/07/2026
ME: what's the capital of denmark LLM WE GAVE ANXIETY FOR SOME REASON: Okay, the user wants to know the capital of Denmark. I should think about the user's request. I should not think about how every new thought I have costs money. I shouldn't think that. Don't think that. Stop thinking about that
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm good thanks
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(Talking to massive TV audience, tears in my eyes) somebody must Save this Dying Sport
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
only send your strongest, buffest, most handsome men to watch mr hegseth
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s alarming how much influence Hasan Piker may potentially one day have in the Democratic Party. by Laura Loomer, Nick Fuentes, David Duke, Thomas Rousseau, James Fishback, and Alex Jones
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