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Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Imagine Yellowstone going off, solving the climate crisis and getting rid of Idaho in one shot. *stares out window wistfully*

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Crystal Ballin @lebaum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Lot of rusty folk on here seem to have nfi the house is on fire

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Crystal Ballin @lebaum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You're right it's going great guns

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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

everything would be less stressful for the ALP if they just fucking admitted to themselves and everyone else they are a right wing party with the goal of remaining in power through appeasing billionaires and business interests.

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Crystal Ballin @lebaum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

As long as they ain't beardos or weirdos

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Steve Baty (He/him) @docbaty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Strong opening

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 30/09/2026

quitting while he was a head

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 29/09/2026

“I voted to say ‘pussy’ at work, not to lose my shirt in an international quagmire”

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Professor Euan Ritchie FAMS @euanritchie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Love the fact that my mortgage will get even harder to pay down later today in large part because of a convicted felon & warlord that my government has signed up to a > $360 billion defence pact (scam) with. Great work, @albomp.bsky.social @jimchalmers.bsky.social @australianlabor.bsky.social!

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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There's no real point in arguing with his mouth noises, particularly not when preaching to the Bluesky choir, but this is *noteworthy* nonsense. If the revenue were real (it's not), then it would be revenue *of the United States government,* equally available to a Democratic Congress to spend.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

how many countries in the entire world do u think trump could actually name lol

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026

The before and after it's even more haunting.

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Anchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Is “a short ferry ride from Argentina” a euphemism or just history rhyming?

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Todd Achilles, a veteran running for U.S. Senate in Idaho as an independent, has a new ad about starting wars.

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Jonathan Morgan @jonathanmorgan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Me sneaking up on those Friday beers

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Crystal Ballin @lebaum.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: Billy Connolly will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.

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Richard Chambers @newschambers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Statement from President Connolly: We are in a world facing the existential threat posed by war and climate change, both of which are inextricably interlinked. I conveyed the strong view of the Irish people that the normalisation of war and genocide can never be accepted.

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Polling Canada @canadianpolling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"How would you describe the vibes when it comes to the United States?" Bad Vibes: 79% Good Vibes: 13% Pollara / Aug 13, 2026

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If you made software not intended to kill everyone and now you think it might kill everyone that sounds like a product liability issue. You should go fix it and stop bothering me

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Crystal Ballin @lebaum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Jack Reacher 2: Reacher Round

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George Pearkes @peark.es · 08/09/2026

RIP bozo *LIV GOLF SAYS IT FILES FOR CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY IN NEW JERSEY

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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

He was in floor 104 or 105 when it hit. He went down 30 flights, put a woman on his back, and carried her down another 20 more. He then went back UP, administered first aid, helped with the fire. He was found in the lobby. 18 ppl said he saved them. He had an almost complete NYFD app in his home.

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Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

This (from a Prof. of Genetics) is a ripper few hundred words.

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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Britain - and frankly every other nation - needs to build homegrown social media platforms to free ourselves from American toxin and domination. US platforms are quite simply evil. We're surrendering billions and political control to the world's most dangerous men In @heraldscotland.bsky.social

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Britain should create its own Facebook and Instagram, not depend on US firms

Social media is a toxic horror yet these US firms hold huge sway over life in the UK. It's time to shake off foreign control and build our own…

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton

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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 23/08/2026

Evergreen

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Crystal Ballin @lebaum.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

You'd bloody hope so. Record attendance at the W

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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

All the food is poisoned, but at least it’s also expensive as hell.

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Crystal Ballin @lebaum.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Turning up just for the men's game and clapping like a seal

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The only XL I’m worried about is my California King

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Antoinette Lattouf @antoinettelattouf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Lots of headlines noting Wong is "outraged" after Israel cleared itself over murder of Aussie aid worker Zomi Frankcom. Wong also said "outraged" in an April 2024 interview with ABC when Zomi was killed. Not outraged enough to expel Israeli ambassador or stop exporting F35 parts that kill people

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Skeletons, But Swole @untimelygamer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Go TERF, Get Nerfed

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Hello, coming at you LIVE from the Patriot Games in Geneva Ohio, where I am one of maybe 500 people waiting to watch what appears to be American Ninja Warrior: Hunger Games Edition

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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Watching all these men try to shoot their shot with AOC is reminding me of that poll where a large percentage of men thought they could beat Serena Williams at tennis.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

It's really been something to watch Secretary Gin For Breakfast and the temporary president realize that when you shoot off all the missiles that means you don't have any more missiles; your Man War Fighters don't sweat out new missiles no matter how much T you put in their breakfast waffles.

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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026

Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f...

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