Lawson Soward @lawsonwest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026just cried in my car listening to the lorde remix of charli xcx's "girl, so confusing" so i'm not doing greeeeeaaaat 010
Lawson Soward @lawsonwest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If a pair of canning antelopes can’t elope how many cantaloupes can the antelope pair can? 000
Lawson Soward @lawsonwest.bsky.social · 07/09/2026every time i hear someone say “when they write about this in history books” it's someone who has no idea what shit does and doesn't make it into history books 020
Lawson Soward @lawsonwest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Insane that the discourse around Good News for People Who Love Bad News was that Modest Mouse sold out when the truth is those dudes successfully swindled Sony Music Group into paying for 48 minutes of them being gorgeous fucking weirdos. 010
Reposted by Lawson SowardThe Old Hack @the-old-hack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026@bretdevereaux.bsky.social 6075931615
Reposted by Lawson Sowardfangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing 114303767823
Reposted by Lawson Sowardceej @ceej.online · 25/06/2026RETIREE FROM VANCOUVER WHO ROTS THEIR BRAIN ON RESIST CONTENT EIGHTEEN HOURS A DAY: These delusional USians really believe the world will come crawling back when (t)Rump is out of office FRENCHMAN IN TEXAS FOR THE WORLD CUP TRYING BRISKET FOR THE FIRST TIME: Ze light of God ‘az opeened my eyes 111348144
Reposted by Lawson SowardElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016 163123462157
Reposted by Lawson Sowardthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time 418200873534
Reposted by Lawson Sowardthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 10/05/2026had a debate last night about the definitive millennial song. some contenders: mgmt’s “kids,” yeah yeah yeah’s “maps,” kanye’s “all of the lights,” arcade fire’s “wake up,” postal service’s “such great heights,” animal collective’s “my girls,” lcd soundsystem’s “all my friends,” stroke’s “last nite” 582183092
Reposted by Lawson SowardIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Honest to god if you do not live in Chicago you are missing out and I feel bad for you 136134
Reposted by Lawson SowardBrandy @3dogz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never be invited back to Coachella again! I'm so proud of them 19981992103
Reposted by Lawson SowardPresident Warren G. Haunted @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Ronald McDonald has never once denounced terrorism 38118
Lawson Soward @lawsonwest.bsky.social · 01/04/2026we love that brands are having fun today don't we folks 000
Reposted by Lawson SowardAaron Hillis @aaronhillis.bsky.social · 26/03/2026An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM 334614792
Lawson Soward @lawsonwest.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I sometimes remember the last day in 2016 that twitter was good so fondly 010
Reposted by Lawson SowardThe Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 01/03/2026cop: know why I pulled you over? me: *sliding off of elephant* zoo wants its elephant back? cop: *nodding* the zoo wants its elephant back 130250
Reposted by Lawson SowardFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag 281518364
Lawson Soward @lawsonwest.bsky.social · 13/11/2025my kid just enacted a play between two pieces of macaroni he was eating macaroni 1: you dead in there? macaroni 2: yes. 020
Reposted by Lawson SowardAbigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 27/10/2025Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich." 257245936448
Reposted by Lawson SowardP(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 26/10/2025It’s weird that of all the scifi media predicting the future Tim and Eric’s Celery Man sketch got it the closest 1042682
Reposted by Lawson SowardHelen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Lmao remember the Metaverse 71386
Reposted by Lawson Sowardjamie @jcdpb.bsky.social · 19/09/2025My album is out now, I put a lot of myself into it so I would be very grateful if you gave it a listen. And also if you like that kind of spacey shoegaze sound then maybe you'll just actually like it :) open.spotify.com/album/4p51Wp...open.spotify.comI Weakened The Tide, But More Remained 2138
Lawson Soward @lawsonwest.bsky.social · 01/06/2025I’m part of a growing community of people reminding @scottaukerman.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social to record new numbers today. @cbbworld.bsky.social 3565
Reposted by Lawson SowardIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me nine times, this is the Jurassic Park movie franchise 241032198
Reposted by Lawson SowardJaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 21/05/2025YOU SWITCHED THE SAMPLES, Charlie Brown 071
Reposted by Lawson SowardSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I actually think “Widows” is one of my all-time favorite movies. 101291
Lawson Soward @lawsonwest.bsky.social · 22/03/2025buttered toast with jam heats and chars bread under churned milk and fruit preserves 120
Reposted by Lawson Sowardinteresting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025love those Steve and Spielberg movies with Harris and Ford 2253
Lawson Soward @lawsonwest.bsky.social · 15/12/2024The moral of every Disney Christmas special is “Don’t wish for Christmas to be every day, because the repetition would make it less special!” And my three year old’s response has been to watch them on repeat every day for two weeks. 040
Lawson Soward @lawsonwest.bsky.social · 05/10/2024google dot com why honey nut cheerios but no nuts in cereal 110
Lawson Soward @lawsonwest.bsky.social · 20/03/2024*willy wonka taking charlie bucket to a jimmy buffet concert* 🎵 if you want to view parrot guys, simply look around 🎵 021