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jamie @jcdpb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someday I want to see one of those videos that's like the guy facing away from the TV and the girl narrating the action for him, but the girl is going in with ball knowledge. Rams are in 22 personnel with trips to the boundary, broncos are in two high shell with simulated pressure from the nickel
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my biggest takeaway from this trip: CFB should get ready to learn the name LaDamion Guyton. 17 year old true freshman edge rusher who looks like he's made of teflon and plays like his hair is on fire. 2 sacks today. sky is the limit.
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 26/09/2026
I think we’re seeing why Texas Tech was working so hard to pay $5m to a gambling addict who bet on his own team to be their QB
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A sentence like this appears in every one of these articles: "Sure I object to everything Trump has ever done, but on the other hand I also disagree with some things about Democrats I made up."
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"You're making fun of queer people" I think most people are pretty sympathetic to the queer woman living out of her truck, $50k in debt, abandoned by her business partners, who thinks she is obligated to sit through 3.5 hour accountability sessions for the crime of wanting to keep the business open.
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jamie @jcdpb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
always a good sign for how they think something is going to go over with the public when they send Vance out to announce it lmao
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22/09/2026
there are swifties in my life and i hope one day they learn they are in an abusive relationship
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Lawson Soward @lawsonwest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
why is no one talking about this
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jamie @jcdpb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I mean yes, agreed, if you're not American then it is objectively true that the US military is functionally a terrorist organization
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jamie @jcdpb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
can't believe we're stuck with this guy as mayor for the entire three days a year we're not on a luxury vacation 😭
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Cross-laminated Tinder @nickhasthoughts.com · 16/09/2026
making everyone so mad they don’t want free money is some Babe Ruth shit, we might never see it again
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Absolutely crazy to me that it’s more acceptable to criticize Israel because you think all Jews are evil than it is to criticize Israel because you believe Palestinians are also human
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kirbsolute elsewhere @wondroushippo.biz · 14/09/2026
@jcdpb.bsky.social Texas Tech excellence (just not in the astronomy department www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/202...)
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2024 NFL Combine: Texas Tech's Tyler Owens says he doesn't 'believe in space' and 'other planets'
Owens' thoughts are certainly out of this world
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Brian Barrish @brianbarrish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
MALALA SAYS GO BIRDS
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The list of detained and raided here is all the LGBTQ movement groups I can think of at least, which despite everything have been working in Turkey for decades
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jamie @jcdpb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@wondroushippo.biz (tentatively) raider?
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Defector @defector.com · 11/09/2026
Yes, the cast and crew of 'The Master of Disguise' did hold a moment of silence on set to reflect on 9/11. And yes, Carvey was in full turtle get-up. The impromptu ceremony just didn't actually happen on 9/11. defector.com/master-of-di...
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At The Turtle Club In The Shadow Of 9/11 | Defector
'The Master of Disguise' and its connection to the September 11th attacks have become the stuff of legend.
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Kocel @kocel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The thing I don't think dems who have lost Texas understand: ceding ground to Republican talking points doesn't win you voters. No one who thought you stood with The Trans Menace is going to vote for you even if you say you don't. They're fuckin' crazy. All you're doing is losing Progressive votes.
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Erin Returns!! @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What the hell, sure
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i love that he even steals from them and they still lick his boots for it
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Danger is my middle name." —Sir Coward Danger Giantpussy
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
These are limited edition (optional -- you have to apply for them) passports, which leads one to the obvious conclusion: they should all be cancelled immediately by the next admin and their owners permanently disenfranchised.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ive said this several times but DOGE and the like is an illustration of what happens when private sector masters of the universe, who have never worked a day in their lives, just assume that everyone else's work is as pointless and replaceable as their own
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I may not like Seth Moulton, or agree with him, or tolerate looking at his face, but I do know that he is conducting a fearless moral inventory today of where other people made mistakes and what voters got wrong.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It is definitely time for a generational change, but I'm glad Markey beat the bigot. Hopefully next term he will be succeeded by someone who isn't almost as old as air travel
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Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Americans will say things like "We must starve Cuba to death with our embargo. Do not let China rescue them with food and energy" and still think people around the world hate them for their freedoms.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i didn't think you could miss the point of grand theft auto (drinking with your friends while going on alternating rampages) this badly
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A far-right ethnonationalist movement turning the machinery of the state against its early activists once they are deemed insufficiently loyal — now I’ve heard everything.
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Rufus Hickok @rufus-hickok.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Most of these "moderate" outlets alternative between "Sister Soulja moment" stories about the radicals who Democrats need to distance themselves from and glowing portraits of white nationalists who are trying to go mainstream by softening their rhetoric slightly. It makes what they're doing obvious.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For far too long, business and tourism have plagued this country.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the fact that democrats can decide to something pointless, like risking midterm success to censure an annoying streamer, and a whole cadre of voters will dutifully fall in line is super instructive on one point: if democrats decided to do smart things those same people would fall right in line
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
he was leaving the party over piker a week ago and now he's being even *more* antisemitic than piker. this whole thing really is collapsing around zionists
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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
what's funny is that Browns team actually has a pretty decent looking offense if you ignore the quarter billion dollar consent violator at QB, which is like saying this Toyota Tercel could drive on the interstate if the radiator didn't volcano out hot water every 30 seconds
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the amount of grace these racist fucks receive is just loony
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jamie @jcdpb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
People are only booing me because I'm a serial sexual assaulter, and that's somehow an indictment of the booers
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think it's nice that the president's most trusted aide is the It's All For You Damien nurse from The Omen. She's qualified and she's doing an amazing job.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny?
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it was a generational fumble for the dems to pull back on letting coach tim, our gentle midwestern uncle, stand in front of a mic and express disgust and bewilderment at what an absolute grab bag of misfit freaks this admin is. this is weird! these people are fucking weirdos!!! it’s yucky!
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jamie @jcdpb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The most unrealistic thing about Pacific Rim is Charlie Hunnam as a lead actor lol
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
whatever your politics, you have to admit that it's pretty beautiful that after years of chafing under and railing at the woke simpletons and limp-wristed stuffed shirts who run the US military, ol' Petey Hegseth got a chance to show them all how HE would prosecute a war
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jamie @jcdpb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Cut the air time to 8 years
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026
The only two positions are Abolish Police or Point Guns At Moms Any rational reform position went out the window when kidnappings started. By terrorists whose uniforms say police The police that don’t kidnap don’t arrest them. They aid them How is a mom to know which police to run to or run from?
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It is wild how casually racist this is bsky.app/profile/cnn....
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Danielle Blake @abradacabla.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It’s a Klan Rally. These people only have to hear a name that their lizard brains process as sounding Arabic and hate immediately pours out.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
(Reassuringly) the president has the zoomies
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the problem these people have can be boiled down to a simple binary: (a) they look down on every person on earth but (b) they are the lowest of all people on earth. they venerate "civilization" but themselves are wholly uncivilized. sanctimonious and judgmental, criminals and antisocial scum
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jamie @jcdpb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
really amazing deck name for this hyperspecific combination of pokemon
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