iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sweaty Customer: "I want my money back. This is the worst war museum ever. This is just buttons and tin cans. Me smug as hell: "Sorry, this is the Warm Museum. As advertised."

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Be sure to scold people who are very close, but not perfectly aligned with your flawless world view. That always brings ‘em around.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The only way out is through. Well there's also an escape hatch that costs a million dollars to open. But for you, yeah.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just realized WAP by Cardi B has the same chord progression as Pachelbel's Canon in D haha D is funny in this context

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you bring an iced coffee to an interview, then drape your CV over it and make it dissapear you are MORE likely to get the job until the interviewer bumps it with thier foot under the desk and stains the carpet.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i think that’s called pringles

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

im gonna place you on a brief hold *hugs you*

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Yeah I have some major regrets in my life" "Like what?" "Well I missed the window where I could refer to him as the Artist Formerly Known as Formerly Known as Prince"

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Pro Tip: Only buy organic vegetables because inorganic vegetables are rocks and minerals and stuff.

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Overheard: You're a good man Person 1: Did you just assume their gender?!? Me: Did you just assume thier alignment?!?

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

which one of you pissed in my stream of consciousness

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Looks like a nor’easter’s heading our way, Margaret. Best fetch in more wood and charge up the sex toys

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

me, to the burglar robbing me: you can take the tv out of my house. but you can never take the house out of my tv! theres a house season 3 dvd stuck in the side i thought it had a dvd player

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They should put a little piece of candy under the plastic push-up part that falls off when you're out of deodorant

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11/09/2026

my sexual orientation is landscape mode

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you spit on your finger and thumb and separate them and look at it closely it forms a weird string with beads on it. I don't remember the question.

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Maybe Steve Jobs just played a lot of megamand and he was like "If Dr Wily just used non standard connectors Mega Man would never beat him." (Yes Steve Jobs is a villian)

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

things to do today ☑ my job ☑ cope ☑ say "saucy minx" ☑ think of a reason to say "saucy minx" a 2nd time

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14/09/2026

it's not deliver me from evil it's digiorno me from evil

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Remember the words of our modern day philosophers: "Around the World" ^ 144 - Daft Punk

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The correct answer is if you're going to make a Twin Peaks video game it should be a Dance Dance Revolution clone

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My absolute favorite part of watching baseball is when I inevitably fall asleep and dream of anything besides baseball.

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You cut into the gender reveal cake and somehow the baby is inside the cake. >-* M A G I C *-<

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I ordered a large pizza for dinner and the delivery guy said 'enjoy the party,' so I had to yell 'food's here guys' into my completely empty hallway.

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It is convenient when people dress in ways that express and underline their entire beliefs and personality. Airy dress and crystals? - Weird Woo Hippy. - Avoid Gang colours and flat rimmed hat - Avoid Cargos and DnD shirt - Safe Jeans and T-shirt - Unknown - Avoid to be safe Also see: 'Mormon"

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

🎶 All the single ladies

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

(Radiohead voice) Ice cream...ice cream...iiiiice cream

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I slept funny (clown costume)

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I wanted to buy a house but they needed me to have someone opposite divided by adjacent? Stupid.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The passion with which Phil Swift talks about Flex Seal…I would imagine he is a generous lover

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

as someone who is a loser and wants someone to kill them that Beck song really spoke to me

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The President is polling poorly which is good because otherwise we might just let him do a bunch of illegal stuff

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

was it ‘you up?’ it was ‘you up?’ wasn’t it

The ancient greek text that started the Atlantis mystery 🤔

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again. How is your wife how are your kids? These coffee cups still have bad lids. Are you thinking, that later might rain? Here comes by train. Talk to you later, (then silence)

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

[eating cereal for dinner] it's 9am somewhere

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

"America needs food badly." "American farms have shot the food."

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Tips to annoy die hard fans: Refer to Pink Floyd as a person Pronounce it Dead Mau five Yell 'Yes!" after the first line of Bohemian Rhapsody Ask if Taylor Swift has any good dogs Comment that the jazz vocalist forgot the words

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Hello new followers. Let’s set some ground rules: 1) My name is…Shake zula 2) The mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I’ll bring it to ya 3) Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop 4) Meatwad, you up next with your knock-knock 5) Meatwad make the money see Meatwad get the honeys G

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Democrat bones democrat bones democrat dry bones.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

first date was going really well until, for some unknown reason, i said “correctamundo” out of freaking nowhere

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Me: It's so annoying when my cats wake me up when I'm trying to sleep. Why do they do that? Also me: *picks up my sleeping cat and dances around the living room singing it a song about how pretty it is*

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