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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 23h

Off a cliff and safely into a haybale

LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sweaty Customer: "I want my money back. This is the worst war museum ever. This is just buttons and tin cans. Me smug as hell: "Sorry, this is the Warm Museum. As advertised."

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Be sure to scold people who are very close, but not perfectly aligned with your flawless world view. That always brings ‘em around.

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Interesting. If no one is eating there that means I can get a really cheap big mac

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pipes leaking. All over the fluur (floor) And the baseboard's growing some fur. Call plumer? NO! Run out the door! Gotta go to Lowes Lowes Lowes Lowes Lowes Lowes Lowes Lowes.

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

No to the first part yes to the second.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The only way out is through. Well there's also an escape hatch that costs a million dollars to open. But for you, yeah.

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

As my doctor is rich he tells me its "s'all good."

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just realized WAP by Cardi B has the same chord progression as Pachelbel's Canon in D haha D is funny in this context

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This also explains the Caps loc. Who hits that thing on purpose?

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've kissed your dad. That is a compliment.

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

as long as you bop your head slightly and every once in a while touch one headphone and close your eyes like the song got reeeealllly good I approve of this.

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The order of those matters. This aint a WWII gas chamber

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you bring an iced coffee to an interview, then drape your CV over it and make it dissapear you are MORE likely to get the job until the interviewer bumps it with thier foot under the desk and stains the carpet.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i think that’s called pringles

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

im gonna place you on a brief hold *hugs you*

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you hit me in the stomach onion rings could come out.

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Yeah I have some major regrets in my life" "Like what?" "Well I missed the window where I could refer to him as the Artist Formerly Known as Formerly Known as Prince"

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Somehow this is the perfect commentary as to the state of the world

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

That email did NOT find you well.

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

All about the tube life man. Mashed potatoes in a tube man

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"The lower downtown region is covered in fog. It almost got me.... but it MIST! MIST Waka WAKA!"

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

🎵Don't stop, believing!* **🎶 * Unless there is sufficient evidence against your belief. ** Unless there is insufficient evidence supporting your belief.

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Pro Tip: Only buy organic vegetables because inorganic vegetables are rocks and minerals and stuff.

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LarryEDVickers @larryedvickers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Overheard: You're a good man Person 1: Did you just assume their gender?!? Me: Did you just assume thier alignment?!?

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

which one of you pissed in my stream of consciousness

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