Reposted by Midwestern OafU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 20hIt's National Fire Prevention Week. 1442182
Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Got the flu/COVID shots last night. Waiting for them to hit. 000
Reposted by Midwestern OafGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm choosing to take AI boomer memes and laboriously recycle them into memes like we used to make them 522114
Reposted by Midwestern OafFieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Be Good - Gator Days 303951575
Reposted by Midwestern OafUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/09/2026how i like to believe my wife sees me when i get a jar open or kill a spider 721755171
Reposted by Midwestern OafBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 14/09/2026swanboy.com/comic/record... 7469489
Reposted by Midwestern Oafgrapesmoker @grapesmoker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026we actually have to destroy the alt-health industry in its entirety, much like we also need to destroy car dealerships 362887498
Reposted by Midwestern OafOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Not being a mark is praxis 6918150
Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Same. The filling is all maple/sweet creme. The cookie is salty and maybe some herbal hints that suggests fried breading, but I didn't taste any chicken flavor. 030
Reposted by Midwestern OafDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 17/07/2025The AI as God thing really separates the actual antitheists from the posers. I will assemble friends and kill that computer as a service to our dignity as a species. 291195170
Reposted by Midwestern OafPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 24/08/2026i'm too conflict-averse personally to enjoy this. but forcing your way back into your old employer and making them deal with you is like winning the Hater Lottery 151673122
Reposted by Midwestern OafLitterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 18/08/2026NEW COMIC: Lore Dump 241001114
Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Explaining fractions to a nine year old, "Imagine a pie..." 010
Reposted by Midwestern OafThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026Sad 38-Year-Old Googles 'Jobs Caring For Baby Animals' 531929239
Reposted by Midwestern OafU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 11/08/2026Skull in the sun for dramatic effect. 14489107
Reposted by Midwestern Oaftoscanini dacron @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 12/08/2026inside you are three wolves 5643441009
Reposted by Midwestern Oafmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 10/08/2026slow down | patreon.com/lubchansky 71201200
Reposted by Midwestern OafFieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 05/08/2026It's You - Gator Days 574484530
Reposted by Midwestern OafMike Caulfield @mikecaulfield.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Almost *everything* you see in this format, whether infinite power cubes or solar powered houses for the homeless that fold out of suitcases or French "bread libraries" for the poor is liberal catnip bullshit by content farms. Stop being idiots. Thank you. 1852409338
Reposted by Midwestern OafAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality: 6754461559
Reposted by Midwestern OafBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Once you have a lot of money it becomes easier to get more money by doing nothing, which disincentivizes work. This is why all our billionaires post insane bullshit all day. If they had to work they'd be too busy to act like this, doubly benefiting society 274485653
Reposted by Midwestern OafAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/07/2026its interesting how the people hoarding all our money for themselves are all like “in a few years the rest of you wont even need any money for retirement” 561694310
Reposted by Midwestern OafWaldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 24/07/202695% of my communications from the Democratic Party look like this. I have never in my life signed up to be texted by a campaign or the party, and I spent fruitless months attempting to unsubscribe from these. These are functionally identical to scam texts. 1572663430
Reposted by Midwestern OafSchwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026"parasite outbreak blamed on taco bell because they're the only company reporting it" feels very "1918 flu blamed on Spain because they're the only country reporting it" 3856021492
Reposted by Midwestern Oaflauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/07/2026filling out a "contact us" email form on a small business website is a lot like throwing a penny into a fountain in that it's more about the brief moment of fantasizing that someone, somewhere might be willing to fix your problem in exchange for money than in expecting anything to actually happen 18108870
Reposted by Midwestern OafTom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 03/07/2026KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com 441190287
Reposted by Midwestern OafBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 06/07/2026swanboy.com/comic/jester... 4860783
Reposted by Midwestern OafFieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Dairy - Gator Days 583550418
Reposted by Midwestern OafJoel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026This is a prime example of why right-wing populism slides so easily into antisemitism. You need a populist framing of "the people" versus "the elites," but you can't frame the elites in strictly economic terms, or else you end up with leftism. Hence you need another way to define "elites." 442673691
Reposted by Midwestern OafJust Another Apocryphal Mess @apocryphalmess.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I swear, "a pope from Chicago excommunicates a Nazi-adjacent sect" is like a cut scene from The Blues Brothers 4041441003
Reposted by Midwestern OafDavid Ryan Miller @davidryanmiller.com · 02/07/2026If this is your first comment for why America is "an awesome place," you need to get out more 3884093
Reposted by Midwestern OafFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 26/06/2026friend at a big tech co just told me that her company's chatbot and their client's chatbot have been caught in a mutual support loop for several days that has generated nearly 20k emails 1094466882
Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026My innate passive ability to find lost phones just procced. 000
Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Doctors and scientists recommended smoking big, fat, stinky cigars with people you love. 010
