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@larjguy.bsky.social
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Coworkers
Mac and Cheese snuggle tightly on my lap as I sit at my home office computer.  They were grooming each other for dominance only a minute after this photo.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Double becatted.
Mac and Cheese sleep on my lap and legs.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Anticipation
Cheese the cat waits at a closed bedroom door.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hmm yes I see
Photo of a product box for a low noise indoor basketball. "A great gift idea for your loves ones!" It states non-grammaritically.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Quality catting.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I am the cat tree.
Two ginger lap cats, Mac and Cheese. Cheese is draped precariously over my knee.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
*Chomp*
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Go home, Reese's, you're drunk.
Product display for Reese's peanut butter cups but with marshmallow or strawberry fillings.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Merry Mulchmas!
7 cubic yards of cedar mulch
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Productivity is hampered.
Mac the cat sleeps on my right arm. My dominant arm. The arm I need to use to work.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Buying my weight in Mold-A-Ramas.
Hand holds a molded plastic submarine from Mold A Rama in front of the real U505 submarine at the Museum of Science and Industry.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
What are we doing, people.
The Charmin forever roll commercial size toilet paper available at Target.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Mistakes were made.
Food coloring in a pint of hazy IPA makes it look like green milk.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
He circle.
Cheese the cat is curled in my lap. No thoughts in his head.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Step away from the weights, creature.
Mac the cat rests dangerously close to my home deadlift set up.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It's Caturday! Please enjoy Cheese going nuts for a confused chipmunk.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Disabled the goddamn chip module by blindly disabling the port via the BIOS. LFG!
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Wubble he tum tum
Cheese the cat's belly is rubbed. Cheese has engulfed the hand with his furry body.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Morning mood...
Cheese the cat rests, tucked into bed.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Finding sun and shade at the same time, somehow.
Mac the cat lounges under our fake Christmas tree.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Hidden creature
Cheese the cat peers out between fake pine branches on our Christmas tree.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Look at my hand, dawg. They're going to kick me out of the family.
Card hand with no cards above 8
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Thanksgiving cuck chair.
Corner chair set apart from chairs at a dining table.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Brightly colored sound buttons labeled "moan" and "scream".
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Mac, your vet appointment isn't for 12 more hours...
Mac, the cat, rests in his pet carrier.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Sir, that is my fat wide white ass.
Cheese the cat, nestled betwixt my plaided cheeks.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I shant depart for work, I am twice becatted!
Two ginger cats, Mac and Cheese, rest on a blanket draped across my legs, rendering me immobile.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Here's my kid in the kid's size this year: It needs AA batteries and a screwdriver to insert. The battery pack is kept in a pocket near the neck or shoulder. I'll need him to practice using it before he takes it to school for costume day.
Blue LED stick figure in the dark
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Eepy baby
Mac, dozing tummy-up on my lap.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Hey, man. I want to lift.
Cheese, a ginger cat, rests too close to my weights for my comfort.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Melted creature
A sleeping orange cat draped across my lap.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Sesame seed paste.
It's sesame seed paste, but it looks like shit.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
My cats would love these shorts.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Brat tubbin'
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Give in to sleep, Mac.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Criss-Cross-Cat-Boss
Two orange cats Mac and Cheese are resting on my lap.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Time for crab.
Reproduction of Mayan art showing a person with crab claws and mask.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Did... did the gorillas write this?
Sign on a zoo window stating "PLEASE DO NOT HIT OR BANG ON THE GLASS THANK YOU THE GORILLAS."
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Do you think they've ever met?
The unreasonably fit cartoon mascots of bubba's bagels and Dave's Killer bread.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Target, what are you doing?
Screen shot of the Target app, today May 28th, featuring Halloween decor.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
He's gorgeous. No notes.
Mac the cat in repose.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
It is the wheelbarrow of Theseus.
A wheelbarrow with cracked wooden handlebars.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Tell me a tale, o blind one.
My cat, Cheese, peering out from under a blanket, about to strike his brother, Mac.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
"Those are my wife's cookies!"
The best chocolate chip cookies, baked yesterday by wife.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I appreciate you and appreciate old tile floors more, too. Here's a photo I took at a comic shop on Broughton St. In Savannah, GA.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Son of a...
A squirrel up a tree with a whole-ass croissant. King.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Sweet, Sweet Babies of the Revolution
Painting of horse mounted American Revolutionary officers with oddly cute faces.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Yeah... Uh-huh yeah wow that's crazy.
Batshit religious flyer "God's Plan to Bless You and All People" is a multi -column diagram with pyramids.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Peek-a-boo!
A basketball at the edge of the inside of a large dark heating vent, about  20 feet above a gym.
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Midwestern Oaf @larjguy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
There are no words.
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