🦭 @lardeater.bsky.social · 17/06/2026definitely💔ive been very lucky to have never been in a bad one myself, but i remember driving through joplin only a couple months after that tornado hit… it was like normal, minimal damage until you turned a corner and everything was completely demolished 1110 0
🦭 @lardeater.bsky.social · 17/06/2026actually no they started falling off after the duel, but that scene just completely ruined them for me 000 0
🦭 @lardeater.bsky.social · 17/06/2026im just now watching it for the first time, i got thru season 1 and i loved it and the daphne/simon relationship until the evil scene ……. i have never been so disappointed and mad at a show in my life 100 0
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