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I didn't think this name would actually be available and I don't really want it lol

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 11/09/2025
really not feeling in the 9/11 spirit. someone just said "death to america" to me and i was like yeah sure man, you too
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 21/01/2025
Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945. They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
photo of a bodysuit filled with garbage and a taped portrait of Elon Musk hangs upside down on the gate near piazzale Loreto in Milan, Italy. Photo from Ansa Italia 2025
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Disgusting zionist and failure John Fetterman the text reads "listen up hamas, my staffers left me"
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: antitrust professor
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
sperm swimming meme
one sperm says i can't wait to be a cinephile like mom
the other sperm says bro we are in a dune 2 popcorn bucket
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 15/03/2024
bro PLEASE save some pussy for the rest of us goddamn bro
old guy with long eyebrows and facial hair, in yellow and red fit playing a hello kitty guitar with the kitty doing double middle fingers
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χαƞδεʀ / xph therapy @xphtherapy.com · 16/03/2024
You are never alone in your experience of suffering. This story resonates deeply for me. I hope it does for others reading it.
Screenshot. Gay man calls LGBTQIA bookshop in crisis. Customers all talk to him and say they've felt the same way at some point in their lives.
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TX-11 CYBEROID 🇵🇸 @bloodybradmusic.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Heathcliff Cartoon, he’s firing beams out of his eyes at a guy sitting in a chair, the old lady is cross and looking in, the caption says “HE’S USING SPACE RIPPER STINGY EYES AGAIN”
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 08/03/2024
Bursting with pride at the fact that Akira Toriyama was able to keep the brand strong for long enough that we could sit in a movie theater and see Bulma use an entire Shenron wish on a BBL during a planetary crisis in Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero
Bulma in a yellow onesie patting her ass before wishing to Shenron and then being full with satisfaction and a phatter azz thanks to Shenron
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
computer, please load digital xmen will i am
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
Here in Online we love a good load-bearing "but;" this one might belong in the record books.
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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
oh man finklestein must have absolutely cooked him
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
this is the funniest shit i have ever seen in my life. imagine buying this for your husband. or yourself. imagine wearing it every day. in front of god and everyone
manly bands joker ring
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 26/12/2023
holy shit!!! so honored that Quorators was named the #1 podcast of 2023 by The Atlantic
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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
had a suddenly obsessive thought and had to make it real
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Landorus-Transfem @landorust.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
lost media videos are like "moving on from the lost spongebob milk commercial, we have the columbine basement tapes" without batting an eye
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Twitter is doing a new type of Ship of Theseus experiment, how much boat can you remove while still calling it a boat. Is one wood plank a boat. Is the ocean a boat
News article saying Twitter is removing ability to see interaction counts (likes, reposts, comments) on timeline
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 03/10/2023
you know sometimes it’s just better to avoid using the latin loanwords
That night, they’d argued about the wisdom of her continuing to run [begin highlight] Sam’s private hedge fund-cum-dragon’s lair [end highlight], as opposed to doing something else with her life. “Running Alameda doesn’t feel like something I’m that comparatively advantaged at or well
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 30/09/2023
hey guys check this out
an mspaint drawing of the SEELE logo from evangelion but with the usual clock alterations. the logo is an upside down triangle with a bisecting vertical line from the bottom point to the top line. overlaid on this triangle are three vertically stacked but not evenly spaced (didn't notice until writing this, whoops) almond-shaped eyes on the left side of the triangle, with four of the same eyes on the right side. there are circles within the center of the eyes but that is otherwise the only detail. within each eye is of course the numbers 1 through 12 in standard clockwise order. from left to right, the entire drawing space is a rainbow gradient in the typical ROY G. BIV manner, more or less, on a black background. SEELE's goal of accomplishing the Human Instrumentality Project is actually the Clock Instrumentality Project as seen by a previous work of mine regarding a certain giant rei ayanami and third impact. i am not going to spoil evangelion anymore but it's a good show and movie.
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izzy @isobel.top · 28/08/2023
Let me get this straight, you just declared that in a pinch you'll get your own children before miss a meal?

i'll get and i'm tired of pretending that i'll not
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Landorus-Transfem @landorust.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
Sorry that I don't have anything of any real interest to say but car ownership is a living hell, I hate living on the line between the rural and suburban part of my county and yearn for death.
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Gwen Nova @gwennova.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
Still a banger
@poisonjr
cis people flirting: how rubbery that pussy 🙈

trans people flirting: you need to hold me down by my weak little bee wings and use me. we have to repopulate the hive

UPDATE for all the people who asked me to explain this 
Apologies for the erratic behavior, forgetfulness, and breakdowns this past year, friends! The water heater guy came this morning and found a gas leak 3 feet from my bed.
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
remembering the time the owner of the place that did one of my tattoos won a competition with this beauty
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
beauty everywhere
piece of bacon shaped like a cunty seahorse
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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
he got as close as he could without going over
Bob barker, longtime price is right host and animal rights activist, dies aged 99
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Landorus-Transfem @landorust.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Oh uhhh I guess I should say something huh. Elon Musk is a bit shite eh?
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