iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Considering this film is still in the cinema it's very delightful to think that someone bought a ticket just so he could count the use of the word and put it on tv tropes

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's a shame that a common slur I see towards Tommy Robinson and Danny Tommo et al. Is that they're cokeheads. I've been in and around the music industry long enough and I can tell you people can be beaked up assholes without being racist nationalists about it

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

One of the most popular ways to get a viral tweet on here is to make a post riffing on whatever other viral thing everyone is making fun of on here. Sadly I can't do that as I cannot read

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Residet Evil (film) slapped. This was a hurtdeer review

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Found a transvesitgation page so unhinged that the admin had to clarify they aren't trans in its own group name

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/09/2026

every day everyone is being yelled at by losers about what moral compromises they need to make, to losers, to win

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

being ill and disorientated is awesome. i love that my default stance is the animation that plays while you're waiting to have a Fatality done to you in MK3

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residents’ association discord mod @ceebels.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Giving it a full, Liam Neeson-style WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY DAUGHTER every time my 2 year old is playing peekaboo

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

becoming a new kind of conspiracy truther where i insist this is actually the government testing out making video game-style object placing real

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

the internet is amazing . i mean its still hard to find new music but at least its extremely easy to find out about a person with horrible opinions i never wanted to hear about

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

the WOKE ATHIESTS want us to say "happy holidays" but to me i will ALWAYS say happy 9/11!!!! happy 9/11 everyone!!!!!

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

i love watching nintendo direct youtube live because it truly is a crucible for the most deranged possible reactions

Nintendo announces "Kirby and the World Beyond" on nintendo direct

somebody responds: "Tel Aviv loves this"

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

*sitting in that machine that taught Neo kung-fu and suddenly jolting to life* I've just read the worst Reddit posts of all time

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Thought I was anti immigration but after some soul searching I realised I'm just terrified of small boats. How small are they?? Can I even see them?? Have I been drinking them unknowingly??

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gokunaruto65.bsky.social @gokunaruto65.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

nvidia should invent a technology that gives gannondorf a fat nasty hog

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It's important to recognise privilege. And mine is that I always thought harry potter was dog shit and therefore having a moral reason to not like it is incredibly convenient

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

One interesting thing about me: [Sitting and staring at this tinder question for an 20 minutes] I have diabetes [Staring for another 10 minutes] Type 1

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Playing in Bristol in a few weeks both as myself and with my band Krest the Best. That's what I'm doing. Go to it or break my heart unforgivably hdfst.uk/e161439

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Handling my depression by dodgerolling. With well timed use of the iframes you can mitigate the bombardment of inadequacy

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speedy @deathofspeedy.myatproto.social · 03/09/2026

i really need some help or i'm not going to make it through this month without going into collections and down from there i know everything is actually impossible right now but i have to ask thank you for reading

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Accidentally clicked the "discover" tab again

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If I was a cat I'd probably be like meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. I'm not a cat though. I'm normal

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 31/07/2024

Love to bury a literary joke nobody will read in the rubble of an obnoxious facebook argument

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

this christmas (not sayin "holidays" because im not into that woke guff 🖕) was avin a pint 🍺 wit the lads and a seagull 🪿flew into me dick . Mental

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

My new years resolution for 2025 is to fuck more. And also to suck ass at it. Just absolutely do a dogshit job of it every time. And apologise

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Death Stranding presents a unique piece of fantastic escapism for me in that, instead of having to climb a whole mountain of motivational issues just to take a shower in the morning, in that game I can simply look at a door and press "X"

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

people don't realise how beautifully efficient the aesthetic language of video games are. i saw picture 1, and thought "that looks cool". Then, immediately saw picture 2, and, at incredible synaptic speed, was able to change my mind to "no. get fucked"

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

i learned davinci resolve while burnt out after Boomtown to create a "mix" of stupid tunes by me and my friends, of which I have made stupid music videos for all of them. Premiering on Kuso Kicks 3 tomorrow. Feat. Me, Audio Gutter, Dee Jay Say Laa Vee, Stripe n Co, Jeremy Jumbles & Yeahhbuzz

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I'm a true artist. I made a cat with my blood sugar readings

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

this is how i find out i am as old as the words "crack baby" and "HIV"

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

i think it's easy to get lost in the sauce of all the oppressive transphobia you get from social media, news, and politics. but i do want to take a moment for the cis friends i have, people who've never felt a smidgen of dysphoria and still completely accepted us without question. big love to you

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

very funny to be watching a youtube about the class divide in Bristol only for my place of employment to turn up like this

pan shot of Bristol, UK, the Jam Jar on the right with text saying "the medieval parts of Bristol were becoming slum-like."

pan shot of Bristol, UK, the Jam Jar on the right with text saying "The city was filled with disease and poor people."

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

finding new Virtua Fighter 5 Vanessa tech to get ready for the VSFighting XIV tournament this weekend

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Today I have discovered I apparently made Ukrainian Electro

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

i know their are fraught issues with ZA/UM and the impression that they were taken over by a capitalist entity in complete aberrance to the values of Disco Elysium. But I'm giving Zero Parades for Dead Spies a go, and, genuinely, it still feels like it's own rare breed of poetry

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Check out these two little dolls I have. One of them is saying my opinion. The other is saying your different, counter-opinion. And look how weak and stupid the second doll is. Haha Idiot

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

my new conspiracy theory is that Israel is actively funding Chap-Hop artists with the goal of making being on the right side of history seem cringe

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

the "sex: yes please!!" joke is depreciated. From now on we'll be going with

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Comparing the internet of the 2000s to the internet of now. I see slurs considerably less now, and yet, current internet feels considerably more racist

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Up in Leeds tonight for 2happy2hardcore! Hooray!

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

that name's too short. i won't be watching that trailer until you add something like "Rise of The Ancients: Revelations of Exodus" or some shit

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

times for everyone 19:00 to 20:00 - MYR - nu metal 20:00 to 21:00 - AUDIO GUTTER - bass (fast) 21:00 to 22:00 - SECRET GUEST - acid techno 10:00 to 10:45 - HURTDEER - me 10:45 to 11:30 - ROTDEER - me but heavier 11:30 to 12:30 - SEPPA - bass (technical) 12:30 to 1:30 - DJ SARIA - j-core babey

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

One week from now. 40 years old! Vomit!

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

there should be a challenging video game with an electro swing soundtrack and one of the tougher unlockables is turning off the soundtrack

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Bangface photos out and that's an all timer fuck yea dude photo of me

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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

i genuinely think there's nothing worse for your brains health than scrolling YouTube shorts. it's like pure unrefined algorithmic slop that hijacks your synapses mid-fire. i think you'd have better long term brain health if you replaced shorts scrolling with taking a low dosage of heroin daily

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hurtdeer 🦌 @hurtdeer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

the youtube alogrithm's propensity towards homogeny drives me insane. the phrasing "did you know? [...] let me explain" shouldn't be annoying the shit out of me, and yet here we are

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