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@carpeangela.bsky.social
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
insatiably horny lately :(
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Saint Ozy @feverdreamozy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
These did so well on insta I figured I’d share them here :) especially the smile at the end. You can feel just how she lights up a room even through through the screen. @carpeangela.bsky.social #nudeart #portrait #boudoir
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
idk maybe doomposting isn’t the move
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
sweetheart planned a date & we’re gonna go to THREE fancy restaurants this weekend 🥹
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Quin Luxe✨ @sinwithquin.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I thoroughly enjoy flying incredibly close to the sun for no other reason than the thrill
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Lich's Fart Crystal Phylactery @slugworlds.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
store called That's Mine where they get mad if you try to buy anything
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
huge wheel shaped thing covered in wings and eyeballs: be not afraid!! me: really gonna need you to sell me on that
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Marnie Shure @marnieshure.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
[Friend asks what's new over coffee] Well, all the Instagram buttons are in different places again
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
they bought me flowers 🥹
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I’m looking to spend more time on my phone. Really get those numbers up. when my phone tells me my hours spent on it I think…embarrassing. Too low
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Finding out people still actually use and even prefer this site is always so wild to me
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
need a cute date so bad. I love planning cute fun dates but like I wanna be treated like a princess!! just once!!
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
being cute again 🤎
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Quin Luxe✨ @sinwithquin.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I'm so pretty and funny I think I deserve 100 boyfriends
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
looked cute this weekend
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Mike Halls @mikehalls.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
If I went to the White Lotus I would simply enjoy my vacation and not let my underlying flaws and baggage bubble to the surface and ruin my life
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zenny crave @radcouch.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
plotting and scheming in a cute way
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
What’s up?
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Holy shit i forgot it was daylight savings and I was like oh fuck I’m TIRED
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Sorry about my tone I’m insane
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
sitting my dog down & explaining to him that I’m going to be very weird today
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
What your post failed to consider is me, a stranger with bad opinions
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
too tall for the hot girl mirror I love being 6’1
me in a black dress at the stripper gala
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
(digging fingers into my eyes) i just need to be more loving
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
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ginger @redhot.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
but also ✊ power to her for crying at work i believe people should be able to cry at work. some of us cannot help it! let us cry, we can’t stop ourselves!!!
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I’m either very tired or very depressed
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everone hates me @pilldj.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
im madly in love with all 5 of my microblogging accounts on various platforms
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I’ve been gone for so long. What’re we up to? 👀
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
is everyone on here still a loser scold or has enough time passed where can we be silly now
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
"don't repeat the cycle" "beware of the cycle" how about “How was the cycle was it fun to be in the cycle”
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
me to me
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
looks like shit, babe 😘
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
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Chuck @handle.invalid · 18/01/2024
Real ones know the Angela lore
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique @murdershetwote.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
cis people are not entitled to ask questions about my genitals. internet gays, statistically, have already seen them.
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
dream team
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
if I get down on one knee and you're wondering where the ring is, you're standing in it also I'm half way through my signature dust to the eyes move
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angela wheezy @carpeangela.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
where the shitposters at
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