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slurpberg (Cream Jean)

@slurpberg.bsky.social

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im a nice boy who would never tell anyone to kill themselves

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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

all that matters is your commitment to building the World Republic

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

imagining how good it would feel to say something that gets me IP banned

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

im not a self hating jew, its all the other jews that i hate

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

i lived through the entire plot of dune+dune messiah but entirely within chicago city limits

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

if i lived in gondor id help denethor torture that usurper heir of isildur to death

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

i would never marry taylor swift

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

if i said what should happen to FIFA VAR techs i would get banned again anyways, remember how Gaddafi was killed with that bayonet?

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

le sigh......

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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

is it zionist or anti-zionist to jack off onto an israeli flag ?

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

every yimby dreams of an American Grenfell

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

liberal hitler will come from this site

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

id do crazy things to you and your family brother. hahaha just kidding #Love

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

spending all night in my laboratory inventing new and novel ways to be antisemitic

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

every goal the american team scores is a victory for international pedophilia

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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

dont tickle me ill giggle

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

really struggling to tell if you people are just incredibly stubborn and need to constantly triple down or are just plain stupid

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

vote blue no matter who

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

#DicksOutForCollins

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

one time in 2018 i tried to break into and rob graham platners house. WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

happy pride to all members of the LGT community

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

i love you, white devil

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

bluesky mods metaphorically took me out back and beat me within an inch of my life for a week straight

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

drunk driving, AMA

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

i for one am glad you can get banned for posting "torture bluesky moderators to death" anyone who would say "torture bluesky moderators to death" has absolutely no place on this platform.

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

call my dick antisemitism because its always rising

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

im beginning to suspect that it may potentially be necessary to persecute bluesky moderators

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

doing a boy named sue but i name my kid chiang kai shek so they must struggle to avoid a life of failure and defeat

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

today belongs to the fools

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

syria doesn't deserve the golan heights back, that belongs to a free palestine now, shouldn't have been a bitch jolani

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

playing spec ops: the line but pretending im an IRGC commando and grinning from ear to ear the whole time

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

praying i dont have to experience kat carpetbagging to each open chicago congressional primary every two years, ensuring the left wins none of them

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

im in hell

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

bushra was the real candidate btw

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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

biss is the mayor of evanston, where a huge chunk of the district is in. another huge chunk is skokie, which is majority jewish. the rest is conservative suburbs. there's really nothing to read into kat losing (its still too close to call but looking that way)

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

dreading people not from illinois being really annoying when daniel biss wins il-09 tomorrow

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

this is the biggest night of the year for people named oscar

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

ohhhh bluesky is the successor to leftbook, not twitter. that explains so much

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

thanks, chiitan

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

zionist animals could slaughter 6 million Arabs and somehow we'd be expected to worry about jewish feelings when condemning it

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

you guys are really weird about platner lol

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

happy ash wednesday to all the beautiful women who pretend to be catholic online

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

guess whos coming to the defense of a man whose ex-wife is hiding from him out of fear for her own physical safety

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slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 30/06/2024

you're not dril, stop spelling shit wrong intentionally you look like an asshole

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

#BelieveHippocrates

slurpberg (Cream Jean) @slurpberg.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

no one has said "The Holocaust" yet i suppose thats a good thing 🙂

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

AMA