Reposted by Brian AtkinsHbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026When I hear someone use the word "goated" I think less of them. I don't like this about myself 153278968 2.8K
Brian Atkins @landbasered.bsky.social · 23/12/2025My dad had two phrases he lived by "What would you do if you could not fail?" And "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing again and expecting a different result" Using these he could efficiently and hypocritically tear down everything anyone does while protecting himself from criticism. 100 1
Brian Atkins @landbasered.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Do yall think lucky the leprechaun be curcumcised?circumcised? On the one hand he Irish, on the other hand he do be catholic tho 100 1
Reposted by Brian AtkinsDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/12/2025tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore 29650091068 5K
Reposted by Brian AtkinsNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 01,1965 1253147 531
Reposted by Brian AtkinsFieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 01/12/2025No Children (Part 2) - Gator Days 142542301 2.5K
Reposted by Brian AtkinsAAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/11/2025i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao 21221137499 22.1K
Reposted by Brian Atkins𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 26/11/2025ICE saw “Press Secretary’s sister-in-law” and said, “Achievement Unlocked: Maximum Thanksgiving Awkwardness.” 78697160 697
Reposted by Brian Atkinsscarylawyerguy.bsky.social @scarylawyerguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025You don't hate the media enough. 3854095777 4.1K
Reposted by Brian Atkinspatty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Whole Foods literally never has what I need.... more like Half Foods smdh 2843549174 3.5K
Reposted by Brian Atkinspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/11/2025BREAKING: Paramount halts production on “tasteful” pornographic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film 5976964 769
Reposted by Brian AtkinsWhen Is Trump Gone? @daysleft4trump.bsky.social · 20/11/20253 years, 2 months, 1 hour, 5 minutes, and 56 seconds ▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 20.8% 71027 102
Reposted by Brian AtkinsBart Harley Jarvis @williamzabka424.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Today, the president of the United States said that multiple US senators should be put to death for treason and articles of impeachment have not been filed yet. This country is cooked. Done. Finished. 632134652592 13.5K
Reposted by Brian AtkinsYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/11/2025(loudly within earshot of the universe) yeah they’re saying probably nothing crazy will happen today and everything will be incredibly normal 629259 292
Reposted by Brian AtkinsJoshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 20/11/2025If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress? 24083742012 8.4K
Reposted by Brian Atkinsisabella mori @moritherapy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025It occurs to me, and I'm sure I'm not the only one, that what is happening with the ultra rich oppressing and exploiting everyone else is a mirror of what humans have done to the earth. 478117911811 11.8K
Reposted by Brian AtkinsBISHTOONS @bishtoons.bsky.social · 19/11/2025When the president tells a woman “Quiet, piggy” it’s time for everyone to make noise. 929954 299
Reposted by Brian AtkinsKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 20/11/2025Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad 7263116584 26.3K
Reposted by Brian AtkinsEmilius Duckberry @emiliusdraws.bsky.social · 17/11/2025#3157 A helpful tutorial 166383998554 38.4K
Reposted by Brian AtkinsKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.” Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party. 3681198244522 19.8K
Reposted by Brian AtkinsIT’S KENNIE AKA “TINDER THANOS" @kenniejd.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Sucking off Bill Clinton would explain a lot actually 1320120 201
Reposted by Brian Atkins𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/11/2025Limbering up before meeting Bill Clinton. 1351493221 1.5K
Reposted by Brian Atkinsslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 14/11/2025there was a brief but important period in america when you saved your fanciest suit for the opportunity to be in a studio audience watching videos of people getting whacked in the nuts 626323 263
Reposted by Brian AtkinsAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Newly released Epstein emails confirm this story. Epstein was advising Russia on how to handle Donald Trump. 481879792 1.9K
Reposted by Brian AtkinsClassic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Going through Community again, and in season 6, there are Doctor Who dvd's on Abed's shelf. So, A) Is Abed watching Doctor Who? Because that seems insane to me given his Inspector Spacetime fandom. B) Between Who and Inspector Spacetime, which is the knock off version? 54143160 1.4K
Reposted by Brian AtkinsBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/11/2025One thing that sucks about the Dune movies coming out is that I used to sometimes go “this is just like Dune” about things just to seem like I had read a book, no one ever asked for elaboration 3341716 417
Reposted by Brian Atkinsonion person @junlper.beer · 11/11/2025learning a lot about relationships on tiktok 483052282 3.1K
Reposted by Brian AtkinsJosgar @josgar.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I fear that they've cooked me. 50131046 1.3K
Reposted by Brian Atkinsonion person @junlper.beer · 09/11/2025every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope” 495263564 5.3K
Reposted by Brian Atkinsdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/11/2025no money for politicians 04125923 4.1K
Brian Atkins @landbasered.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Hey! I lost friends in the waifu wars, show some respect! 000 0
Reposted by Brian AtkinsChris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Good things really ARE possible again. 1725569 255
Brian Atkins @landbasered.bsky.social · 07/11/2025It turns out The Rizzler is a child and is therefore innocent in the eyes of the lord,, 000 0
Reposted by Brian AtkinsAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not 245192183301 19.2K
Reposted by Brian AtkinsChris Sommerfeldt @c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night. He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though. 807306103601 30.6K
Reposted by Brian AtkinsNines @ninejackals.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I dunno man I just like seeing pretty girls with fat dicks. I also like seeing pretty boys with fat dicks. I just think aesthetic wise a fat dick is a good casual outfit addition. 722431 224
Reposted by Brian Atkins𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 05/11/2025People in Virginia and New Jersey get puppies! 17100996 1K
Reposted by Brian AtkinsBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Forgot that punchbowl was some kinda news site so for a few seconds I thought wow that must have been a pretty crazy accident 513096329 3.1K
Brian Atkins @landbasered.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Not to sound like a luddite but why is every aspect of my job now reliant on a phone app that can be "updated" remotely into not working 000 0
Brian Atkins @landbasered.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Dolls going up to me saying "maybe your algorithm is trying to tell you something" like opening a carton of eggs looking for cracks, meanwhile im just like "nah" and look at more furry bara drawings 000 0
Reposted by Brian AtkinsYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/11/2025the ghost that haunts my house keeps bragging that he can go inside the microwave while it’s on, like i care 16663125 663
Reposted by Brian Atkinsonion person @junlper.beer · 04/11/2025this whole time i swear that myself and every single person was calling him ‘silwa’ and out of nowhere it switched up and now he it’s ‘sliwa’, what’s going on with that 67116727 1.2K