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Brian Atkins

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formerly Tidepool Orchestra, now I mainly lurk or play magic the gathering feel free to ask me about random shit like Care Bears though

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Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
When I hear someone use the word "goated" I think less of them. I don't like this about myself
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Brian Atkins @landbasered.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
My dad had two phrases he lived by "What would you do if you could not fail?" And "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing again and expecting a different result" Using these he could efficiently and hypocritically tear down everything anyone does while protecting himself from criticism.
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Brian Atkins @landbasered.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Do yall think lucky the leprechaun be curcumcised?circumcised? On the one hand he Irish, on the other hand he do be catholic tho
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
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The other night I was driving in pouring rain, fully dark, and the car randomly lost GPS.
No location. No navigation.
Which also meant no FSD.
I tried two software resets while driving just to get GPS back. Nothing worked. So there I was, manually driving in terrible conditions, unsure of positioning, no assistance, no guidance.
And it genuinely felt unsafe. For me and for the people in the car.
Then it hit me.
This feeling - the stress, the uncertainty, the margin for error - this is how most drivers feel every single day.
No FSD. No constant awareness. No backup.
We've normalised danger so much that we only notice it when the safety net disappears.Chris Robovan
@chrisrobovan • 1d
So true. I couldn't imagine trying to figure things out myself anymore
I feel it every time I have to take over to take a separate entrance or find an area different from the exact pin at a destination. 12.6.4 does 98% of my driving but that last 2% is tough
I couldn't imagine also being without GPS
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 01,1965
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- ITS AFTER DARK AND NANCY IS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW 

NANCY: WHAT A HORRIBLE FACE 

P2- NANCY CALLS HER NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR ON THE TELEPHONE 

NANCY: MRS. JONES---PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS

P3-

NANCY: YOUR HOUSE SCARES ME

MRS. JONES HOUSE AT NIGHT WITH THE LIGHTS ON GIVES THE APPEARANCE OF A MENACING FACE

THE TWO SECOND FLOOR WINDOWS ARE THE EYES

THE FIRST FLOOR WINDOW, POSITIONED BETWEEN BUT BELOW THE THE SECOND FLOOR WINDOWS IS THE NOSE. 

AND THE BASEMENT WINDOWS RUNNING AT THE GROUND LEVEL IS THE MOUTH
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
No Children (Part 2) - Gator Days
No Children (Part 2) - Gator Days

Transcript

Panel 1

August was called into work for an emergency and he's asked his co-worker, Iris, to watch his son while he deals with the crisis. She begrudgingly agrees, but is not enthusiastic about having to watch a child. Gustopher has found a random photo and is asking about it.

Gustopher: Who is this?

Iris: My husband.

Gustopher: Any pictures of your kids?

Iris: We don't have any.

Panel 2

Gustopher finds this odd. He thought everyone had kids when they got married.

Gustopher: Why?

Iris: Because I eat kids who ask too many questions.

Panel 3

Gustopher knows that adults are joking when they say stuff like but can't help but feel that Iris sounded too serious when she said it. He look back to see her sipping menacingly from a mug that says "BOAR FACE".

Panel 4

Gustopher: I can't tell if you're joking.

Iris: Me too.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/11/2025
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters”

The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist.

But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building.

I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 26/11/2025
ICE saw “Press Secretary’s sister-in-law” and said, “Achievement Unlocked: Maximum Thanksgiving Awkwardness.”
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scarylawyerguy.bsky.social @scarylawyerguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
You don't hate the media enough.
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Whole Foods literally never has what I need.... more like Half Foods smdh
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
BREAKING: Paramount halts production on “tasteful” pornographic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film
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When Is Trump Gone? @daysleft4trump.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
3 years, 2 months, 1 hour, 5 minutes, and 56 seconds ▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 20.8%
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Bart Harley Jarvis @williamzabka424.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Today, the president of the United States said that multiple US senators should be put to death for treason and articles of impeachment have not been filed yet. This country is cooked. Done. Finished.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
(loudly within earshot of the universe) yeah they’re saying probably nothing crazy will happen today and everything will be incredibly normal
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 20/11/2025
If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?
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isabella mori @moritherapy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
It occurs to me, and I'm sure I'm not the only one, that what is happening with the ultra rich oppressing and exploiting everyone else is a mirror of what humans have done to the earth.
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BISHTOONS @bishtoons.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
When the president tells a woman “Quiet, piggy” it’s time for everyone to make noise.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 20/11/2025
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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Emilius Duckberry @emiliusdraws.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' 
The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross.
The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.” Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
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IT’S KENNIE AKA “TINDER THANOS" @kenniejd.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Sucking off Bill Clinton would explain a lot actually
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/11/2025
Limbering up before meeting Bill Clinton.
Limbering up before meeting Bill Clinton.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
there was a brief but important period in america when you saved your fanciest suit for the opportunity to be in a studio audience watching videos of people getting whacked in the nuts
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Newly released Epstein emails confirm this story. Epstein was advising Russia on how to handle Donald Trump.
From:
Sent:
To:
Subject:
jeffrey E. [jeevacation@gmail.com)
6/24/2018 1:59:24 PM
Thorbjon Jagland
Re:
churkin was great. something
its that simple.
he understood trump after our conversations.
it is not complex. he must be seen to get
On Sun, Jun 24, 2018 at 3:28 PM, Thorbjon Jagland
I'll meet Lavrovs assistant on Monday and will suggest
Thank you fo a lovely evening. I'll com to un high level weck
> wrote:
son. 24. jun. 2018 kl. 15:18 skrev jeffrey E. <jcevacation@gmail.com>:
I think you might suggest to putin, that lavrov, can get insight on talking to me. vitaly churkin used to . but he died. ?!
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Classic McDavid @henchman21.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Going through Community again, and in season 6, there are Doctor Who dvd's on Abed's shelf. So, A) Is Abed watching Doctor Who? Because that seems insane to me given his Inspector Spacetime fandom. B) Between Who and Inspector Spacetime, which is the knock off version?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
One thing that sucks about the Dune movies coming out is that I used to sometimes go “this is just like Dune” about things just to seem like I had read a book, no one ever asked for elaboration
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/11/2025
learning a lot about relationships on tiktok
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Josgar @josgar.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I fear that they've cooked me.
My post against game-keycards on the Nintendo Youtube Video: "We don't want game-key cards. They defeat the purpose of collecting physical games"

Anonymous commenter: "Quit collecting like a weirdo and play the game"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/11/2025
every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
no money for politicians
pls donate? NO health care!! ONLY donate
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Brian Atkins @landbasered.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Hey! I lost friends in the waifu wars, show some respect!
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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Good things really ARE possible again.
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Brian Atkins @landbasered.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
It turns out The Rizzler is a child and is therefore innocent in the eyes of the lord,,
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
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Chris Sommerfeldt @c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night. He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
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Nines @ninejackals.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I dunno man I just like seeing pretty girls with fat dicks. I also like seeing pretty boys with fat dicks. I just think aesthetic wise a fat dick is a good casual outfit addition.
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Carlos Foglia @lacarlos.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
LFG.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The Simpsons: ALL: • QUE SERA, SERA WHATEVER WILL BE  Will be
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 05/11/2025
People in Virginia and New Jersey get puppies!
People in Virginia and New Jersey get puppies!
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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Love to see it
Animorphs meme that says rest in piss to dick Cheney also says say hello to Charlie Kirk
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Forgot that punchbowl was some kinda news site so for a few seconds I thought wow that must have been a pretty crazy accident
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Brian Atkins @landbasered.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Not to sound like a luddite but why is every aspect of my job now reliant on a phone app that can be "updated" remotely into not working
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Brian Atkins @landbasered.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Dolls going up to me saying "maybe your algorithm is trying to tell you something" like opening a carton of eggs looking for cracks, meanwhile im just like "nah" and look at more furry bara drawings
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
the ghost that haunts my house keeps bragging that he can go inside the microwave while it’s on, like i care
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/11/2025
this whole time i swear that myself and every single person was calling him ‘silwa’ and out of nowhere it switched up and now he it’s ‘sliwa’, what’s going on with that
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