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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I might not get to see my queen CRJ tonight but I did make a huge pot of soup for my friends and we are gonna get cozy
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wishing I was back in this shower ☀️
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
just a quickkkkkk lil sauna
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I am such a sucker for a gogo boy. will ALWAYS give a dollar
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
turns out ariana is a good singer
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
this spring my husband and I weeded, mulched, and grew all these flowers from seed in this small dirt patch down the block 🥹 blooms all summer!!!
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
As a gay man, it is my god-given right for to only have 4-day work weeks b/t memorial and Labor Day
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
July 1st
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My gym daddy taught me this pose. Shame you can’t even see my cock ring tho
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
and today, for pride, I'll post something fun. just to celebrate
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i miss the urban outfitters changing room aesthetic. more raw plywood plz
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My hotel has horrible lighting like wtf
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
fuck meeee the new muna is so good 🥹
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
mustache prompt + I hit myself in the face with a piece of plywood this morning
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I was bullied into posting this. And I love being bullied…
Flexing stached gay boy, nice dick and balls 😌
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
wow a LOT of dick on the timeline today 🥵
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
me flirting: “Did you know this tree is super invasive?”
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
can’t believe I got to hear Elmo say “habibi” today 🥹
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
gay as in would die for gaga, queer as in would die for MUNA
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
When Roxy and Velma get a little hungry
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
a three-week l*ad just hits different
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
New fave camera angle doing wonders
Photo from the ground level looking up at a guy wearing shorts in the sauna flexing his arms
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Took a slutty pic in the sauna today, thinking about posting…. this weather got me acting up
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
today is a fabulously gorgeous day to be a faggot in New York City
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
stopping by to gas up my amazing husband who is working so hard to become an incredible DJ !!! If you hate disco and irresistible grooves and xtina then stay AWAY from this mix he just dropped
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GOGO DISCO MIX
Listen to GOGO DISCO MIX by gogo #np on #SoundCloud
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
huge new leaf opening on our monstera
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
ngl just got a whiff of my pit at the gym and it twitched 😳
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I am sitting in my lil cutoff tank top drinking a tequila soda listening to my husband mix my favorite disco songs and sometimes life is both gay AND happy at the same time
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I was mentioned by name on Martha Stewart’s blog today. Is this how it feels to be famous? Should I get a manager?
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RICKY @rickyismsss.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Pitt style show but it’s Trader Joe’s on 72nd before a weather event
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
there’s so much more to me than my *** ****
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
feeling particularly ***** yoday
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
vday gym energy
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
oh I dunno why not #fcf
Naked purple gay nude bathroom dick pic
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
considering a #fcf today since I have a brand new couch and a weekend riddled with MDMA ahead of me…things are looking up
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
giving trade at work today (below freezing temps and heavy snowfall are causing overhead panes of glass to shatter unpredictably)
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
the country is both burning and freezing. I am searching for every distraction from doom!!
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
ok so these ones are a bit shorter
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
beard is long, shorts could be shorter
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Yall won’t believe who texted me this morning
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
most unrealistic part of Heated Rivalry is the fact they completely ignore the release of E•MO•TION in 2015
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Bicep thread! This pic makes me miss summer :(
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
taken in the childhood bathroom before a new tat later :) !!!
gay guy nude selfie in nice afternoon light
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
for anyone with aux cord responsibilities this week- my fave elf has been collecting music that doesn’t remind you of your holiday retail work trauma
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
follow me for more tips and tricks on how to be the favorite sibling at Christmas
Two Zabar’s chocolate babkas with Christmas bows :)
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
absolutely strutting through the Gerald R. Ford International Airport in all black to let the midwestern gays know that the flight from NYC has landed
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patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Kylie Minogue tho…. we simply don’t deserve her. Not an original thought but idc
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