patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I might not get to see my queen CRJ tonight but I did make a huge pot of soup for my friends and we are gonna get cozy 091
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I am such a sucker for a gogo boy. will ALWAYS give a dollar 050
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 14/07/2026this spring my husband and I weeded, mulched, and grew all these flowers from seed in this small dirt patch down the block 🥹 blooms all summer!!! 3490
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026As a gay man, it is my god-given right for to only have 4-day work weeks b/t memorial and Labor Day 0311
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 28/06/2026My gym daddy taught me this pose. Shame you can’t even see my cock ring tho 71945
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 28/06/2026and today, for pride, I'll post something fun. just to celebrate 0220
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 24/06/2026i miss the urban outfitters changing room aesthetic. more raw plywood plz 1150
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 04/05/2026mustache prompt + I hit myself in the face with a piece of plywood this morning 3580
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I was bullied into posting this. And I love being bullied… 1138718
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 02/05/2026wow a LOT of dick on the timeline today 🥵 1230
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 22/04/2026me flirting: “Did you know this tree is super invasive?” 0161
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 16/04/2026can’t believe I got to hear Elmo say “habibi” today 🥹 0132
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 15/04/2026gay as in would die for gaga, queer as in would die for MUNA 1140
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Took a slutty pic in the sauna today, thinking about posting…. this weather got me acting up 2390
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 04/04/2026today is a fabulously gorgeous day to be a faggot in New York City 2310
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 06/03/2026stopping by to gas up my amazing husband who is working so hard to become an incredible DJ !!! If you hate disco and irresistible grooves and xtina then stay AWAY from this mix he just droppedsoundcloud.comGOGO DISCO MIXListen to GOGO DISCO MIX by gogo #np on #SoundCloud 020
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 02/03/2026ngl just got a whiff of my pit at the gym and it twitched 😳 1190
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I am sitting in my lil cutoff tank top drinking a tequila soda listening to my husband mix my favorite disco songs and sometimes life is both gay AND happy at the same time 0160
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I was mentioned by name on Martha Stewart’s blog today. Is this how it feels to be famous? Should I get a manager? 4230
Reposted by patty gay-kesRICKY @rickyismsss.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Pitt style show but it’s Trader Joe’s on 72nd before a weather event 1202
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 23/02/2026there’s so much more to me than my *** **** 2300
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 13/02/2026considering a #fcf today since I have a brand new couch and a weekend riddled with MDMA ahead of me…things are looking up 1360
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 28/01/2026giving trade at work today (below freezing temps and heavy snowfall are causing overhead panes of glass to shatter unpredictably) 62122
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 24/01/2026the country is both burning and freezing. I am searching for every distraction from doom!! 21330
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 19/01/2026beard is long, shorts could be shorter 1060110
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Yall won’t believe who texted me this morning 0270
Reposted by patty gay-kesdancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 31/12/2025most unrealistic part of Heated Rivalry is the fact they completely ignore the release of E•MO•TION in 2015 631855
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Bicep thread! This pic makes me miss summer :( 41454
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 23/12/2025taken in the childhood bathroom before a new tat later :) !!! 634813
Reposted by patty gay-kesmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 23/12/2025that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion 422140462
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 22/12/2025for anyone with aux cord responsibilities this week- my fave elf has been collecting music that doesn’t remind you of your holiday retail work trauma 050
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 21/12/2025follow me for more tips and tricks on how to be the favorite sibling at Christmas 0141
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 20/12/2025absolutely strutting through the Gerald R. Ford International Airport in all black to let the midwestern gays know that the flight from NYC has landed 1181
patty gay-kes @pattywhackattack.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Kylie Minogue tho…. we simply don’t deserve her. Not an original thought but idc 0180