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Servant of the ladies (in reality a mercenary of the ladies, and prone to mutiny if unpaid) She/They

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Ladysknecht🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @ladysknecht.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The existence of The Atlantic should imply another journal called The Pacific, which publishes only good takes by writers who aren't shitheads.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 25/07/2026
"In maybe the best moment of the panel, the team revealed that Spaceballs would be the first film in a cinematic universe called the Almighty Schwartz Saga, aka the ASS. They even revealed plans for an ASSwhole with a massive selection of screens that went by so fast, we couldn’t catch them all."
ASSwhole ASSwhole
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 22/07/2026
That’s not what he said, though. If you’re going to get mad about leftists doing “wrecker shit” you should be mindful when someone is doing wrecker shit to you.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fuck your service and fuck you bsky.app/profile/luke...
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I thought of a picture I had seen earlier of a child’s ruined body in a shape I had never seen a human body in before. Not even in a movie. I don’t know how old she was either. Maybe six. orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...
I will swim to you
The five of us spread out a blanket on the grass and
watched a band play Doobie Brothers covers in a
park by the shore. Later I had my first swim in the
ocean of the season. I tip-toed into the water with
our friend’s daughter who is maybe six. I don’t know
how to tell how old kids around that age are. She
reached out gently for my hand and I took it gently in
turn and it broke my heart gently. I didn’t even know
we were close like that. I kept looking back to land
like is this ok? Am I doing this correctly? Worrying
that a rogue wave from the movie they filmed near
here would swell out of nowhere and suck her out
into the depths and pull me into a different kind of
drowning. I gambled anyway because she seemed
fearless and we waded on acting silly about how cold
it was but determined to keep going. To have gotten
it done. I thought of a picture I had seen earlier of
a child’s ruined body in a shape I had never seen a
human body in before. Not even in a movie. I don’t
know how old she was either. Maybe six. A family
of ducks were swimming a little further out and my
brave friend said we should go out to the duckies and
try to save them because there might be sharks but
I told her that they were too far away for us to be
able to help. We couldn’t swim fast enough to catch
up to them I said and I knew she didn’t believe me.They can fly away if they want to I told her. Saying
something true but lying. I looked back to the shore
one more time and saw her father waving to us and
we stood there shivering in the absence of current
under a completely silent and empty sky.
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
You know, for a long time - back as far as the early 2010s when I was on Facebook - a stalwart of my social media posts was, "hey look, real wage growth, real income growth, this is good." And, um. This seems bad!
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I always come back to Lincoln on Memorial Day
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
As others ( @brasidas.bsky.social ) have pointed out, this is a bet that the price shock will be so extreme as to compel opening. The problem with that reasoning, as I see it, is that war does not obey the logic of markets. It has its own logic and there may be no peace to be had at any price.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
So this is getting appropriately roasted - this is not a navy problem, but a shore-based fires problem. It is also a failure to understand the situation: Trump tried to overthrow the regime and personally kill its leaders. He doesn't have a lot of 'threat' left. EU frigates won't change that.
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Ladysknecht🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @ladysknecht.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Ladysknecht🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @ladysknecht.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Indeed.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This is both a correct description of the current situation and also very clearly the thing that needs to change. Higher education cannot survive without public support and that will never be forthcoming until we convince a critical mass of the public to support knowledge for its own sake.
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/04/2026
www.theonion.info
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
TRADE OFFER

i receive: your biggest bargaining chip

you receive: stop beating me at war
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Chicken in a warm towel. Where can I get one?
Watercolor illustration of a silkie chicken wrapped peacefully in a towel so only their poofy head is showing. Chicken is purring and saying: zzzzz... go way... zzzz... leeme lone.... I'm a sea anemone.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Remy the cat sees a duck for the first time 😂 TT: McKenna
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
30 years ago tonight:
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
You know, I'd never considered that I could bird shitpost my way into learning audio production and composition This knowledge may have ramifications, Later
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
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Exclusive: ICE Masks Up in More Ways Than One
Feds could be in your group chat
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/
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𝖍𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗🦇🎃🧛🏾‍♂️ @homeforinfinitelosers.online · 07/12/2025
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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sakura 🌸 @sakura.perfectgra.de · 02/02/2026
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Ladysknecht🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @ladysknecht.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
boss the fascism
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
A woman asks a clerk "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures toward the card rack and says "right this way, ma'am!" She holds up a flowery card with mixed cursive and block lettering font that says "Sorry for calling you "Pathetic" during my episode." She marvels "wow, there are so many of these. And in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.
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RSpanner @rspanner.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Thanks for the reminder, Gazlowe (Audio is from a clip by Northernlion)
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james @james.claims · 22/05/2025
Cis Americans, if you do one single thing today please let it be to contact your representative. You have no idea how many US trans people I follow who are freaked the fuck out And for everyone else, if America does it, your country will use America as an example of how they can do it too. Speak up
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Ladysknecht🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @ladysknecht.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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Diptych @diptych.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The above cartoon, except Stan Kelly now appears at the bottom of the last panel, saying 'Shibankrupt'.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/05/2025
Trump Shares Own Experiences As Victim Of White Genocide theonion.com/trump-s...
Trump Shares Own Experiences As Victim Of White Genocide
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
This is so fucking good
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Haru @cosmicharu.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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Ladysknecht🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @ladysknecht.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Toxic yuri robins
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
More free time? Yes. More peace of mind? Oh my, no. Estimates for violent mortality among pre-agricultural hunter-gathers, as Azar Gat notes in War in Human Civilization, were *extremely* high, in the range of 15-25% (higher for males, lower for females). 1/
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
big robot shows like evangelion are cool but i’d like to see a show that examines the lives and psyche of the people who pilot the robots
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I think something that needs to be on the agenda once sanity is restored to the US government is 1) kill qualified immunity and 2) criminal penalties for federal agents or officials who grossly violate rights. Someone who does this should legitimately fear it will put them in prison.
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 26/04/2025
This is always where it was going to go. They want control over how human bodies are allowed to be portrayed, not just nudity but in all aspects. Bluster about "protecting children" from pornography is just the wedge they use to open the door.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/04/2025
every column about pete hegseth, irregardless whatever the scandal of the day is, should end "also he doesn't believe in germs and never washes his hands." just keep tacking it on with the other stuff because it's so weird and gross
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From the Notebooks @fromthenotebooks.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
America told me Houthis keep eating his Reaper Drones so I asked how many drones he has and he said he just goes to the GA-ASI and gets a new Drone afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding Reaper Drones to Houthis and then his SecDef started crying.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 25/04/2025
Poilievre rushed to safety after actual journalist question makes it past security
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Poilievre rushed to safety after actual journalist question makes it past security
CALGARY - During an outdoor campaign rally, security rushed a shaken Pierre Poilievre to safety after he was tragically struck by a lone question from a journalist.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2025
Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day
Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day
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