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MdDoogie3

@mddoogie3.bsky.social
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She/her. A lawyer, not your lawyer, fighting fraud/waste/abuse in healthcare. Oxford comma militant. Childless cat lady. 𝖠̶𝖻̶𝗈̶𝗅̶𝗂̶𝗌̶𝗁̶ ̶𝖨̶𝖢̶𝖤̶ Nuremberg 2.0 is the moderate position. Views are my own, not my firm’s or my clients’.

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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 5h
Hey @duolingoverde.bsky.social German learner here. How come you distinguish between a “doctor” and a “female doctor” when asking me for the correct word? Yes, I know they’re different words (Arzt vs Ärztin). Why not distinguish between a “male doctor” and a “female doctor”? Be better please.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 13h
You know what is exhausting? Being a woman this fucking week. TW: obviously.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Narrator: It will absolutely tip over.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Utter lawlessness. This is nothing but direct defiance of a federal court order. Thats’s nothing new for the regime, of course. In immigration habeas cases they ignore courts left and right. But they count on being able to do it in the shadows. Doing it in a case where the media is a party is bold.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every Maine voter *must* read this before November. @propublica.org uncovered that Susan Collins accept hundreds of thousands in bribes from a defense contractor. Trump shut down a criminal investigation into it. And tens of millions of dollars flowed to a contractor that never produced anything.
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The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way
After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy moley.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This post wins the internet. Yikes.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Please tell me that John Oliver is all over this. Please. Please let him have a writer or two on this platform.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The hardest part of being single is when there’s a spider on the wall that needs killing.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/09/2026
Man Wakes From Coma With Ability To Understand Health Insurance Policy theonion.com/man-wakes-from-coma-wi…
Man Wakes From Coma With Ability To Understand Health Insurance Policy
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So you know “One Last Breath” by Creed? Yeah you do. It goes “Hold me now/ I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking/ Maybe six feet ain't so far down.” For those of us of a certain age, there was a day when this song was all edgy (hah) when we were in our feels. Mighta put it on our MySpace.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
People who use FaceTime with no headphones in an airport lounge should be forced to ride on the wing.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey, any tech reporters want to dig into the latest shitty way companies are stuffing AI down our throats and punishing us for not getting on board? @mattburgess1.bsky.social or someone else at @wired.com maybe? Read on!
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Happy National Couch Cleaning Day to all who celebrate!
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The NY Times’ stunning capacity for understatement would be impressive if it weren’t driving the destruction of our democracy.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
One of the failings of BlueSky, it seems, is I can mute him and references to him, yet his nonsense can still ruin my feed.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ok, who else didn’t have “NY Times recipe for cooking lettuce” on their 2026 bingo card?
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Stir-Fried Lettuce With Crispy Garlic and Fried Eggs (Published 2022)
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It’s not all men, but it sure as hell is a lot of them. I will lose my utter shit on the next person who says women are too emotional.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This deserves a Pulitzer.
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WIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026
A statement from WIRED leadership.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Let’s be super clear. This BS has circulated for years. Ever since Kris Kobach and his interstate voter compact system—which matches just names, or just names and years of birth. So if there is a 53-yo Juan Soto who is an immigrant and a 53-yo Juan Soto who’s a citizen, they’re calling that fraud.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wild to see a murder confession published to Twitter.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Satan really said “I am owed a Senator.”
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
No human being is just one thing. He can be both a progressive with ideas you like AND a lying rapist. What is important is which of those things matters more to you. Go on, tell us who you are.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is essential reading for everyone who is an ally.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
At the start of this July 4th weekend here in Boston, I want everyone to know: Sam Adams was a failure as a brewer. So we named a brewery after him and dunk on him every day.
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a man in a costume of benjamin franklin is standing in front of a brick building .
Alt: I’m pretty sure it’s a scene in the musical “1776” in which Sam Adams had an idea and Benjamin Franklin said “I like it,”
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
So he’s going to deliver a speech that’s how many hours long? Outdoors in a record-setting heat wave? Then set of how many explosions—around all that dead grass, construction debris, and cheap plywood fairgrounds—on land, in an urban area, that’s dry as a bone, in record temps, with no breeze?
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Brad Stevens needs to be fired. That is all.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
5-4. To everyone celebrating the Supreme Court’s birthright citizenship decision today, don’t. That was an extremely narrow victory—the narrowest it could be. And history tells us what comes next. Just look at Roe v. Wade. Republicans have been trying to overturn it since it was passed.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Nothing says “Come! Celebrate our day of freedom!” quite like… whatever is going on here.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So apparently Texas has misplaced a giraffe? For TWO WEEKS?
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I am one week into learning German. Someone please tell @duolingoverde.bsky.social that I am not mature enough to know how to say “David jogs often with his cellphone.”
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The Tartan Army is leaving today. Please respect my space in this my time of mourning.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This is “put a finger down if…” fascist regime edition. 🙄
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
First the came for the communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a communist. Then they came for the socialists And I did not speak out Because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
“Mr. Gorbachev, why bother tearing down that wall? I mean, it’s already been built…”
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Mandatory Freedom, imposed without a shred of self-awareness, would actually be pretty funny if not for the fact that we are not all living in the plot of a political satire on Netflix.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Reporters who sit on information of national importance—e.g., Epstein-related situation-room scheming or threats to suspend habeas corpus—so they can monetize that information in a book are enemies of the Fourth Estate. They should be fired and henceforth unemployable as journalists.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
All of Scotland came to the Red Sox game tonight and it may have been the most fun I ever had at a game. Y’all rock. Please stay forever. And as an introvert, thank you for “No Scotland, no party.” I am adopting that as my standard RSVP response.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It was genuinely hard to know who to cheer for last night—Scotland or Haiti. Great, feel-good sports stories either way. Today, I have no such struggle. I’m rooting for the tornado.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
By way of update, Boston has, apparently, run out of beer.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
So let me get this straight: (1) a double rainbow appeared over the Kennedy center when his name was being taken down and (2) the only place in the country with severe storm watches (hail and tornados) tomorrow is very specifically Washington DC? I may need to rethink this whole atheism thing.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Psst, journalists: let’s get our hands on a copy of the bylaws. I would be zero percent surprised to learn that they redirect the donations to Trump’s own pocket. Or the ballroom. Or… you get it.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Props to the random Washingtonian who just yelled out “30 minutes, guys!” Am I the only one curious about the sanctions when it doesn’t happen on time?
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’m hunkered down for the long haul.
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Anat Shenker-Osorio @anatosaurus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Cerca de cada campo de futbol para el mundial, hay un campo donde hay niños y familias: www.instagram.com/p/DZfiaSNm5L...
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The Let Them Go Campaign on Instagram: "Donde algunos viven la fiesta del Mundial, otros están en una pesadilla. #LetThemGo"
139 likes, 2 comments - letthemgo.wc26 on June 12, 2026: "Donde algunos viven la fiesta del Mundial, otros están en una pesadilla. #LetThemGo".
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Infuriating.
Screen shot of a completed game of 82-0, in which my team went 81-1.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I mean, to be fair, it’s refreshing to see an accurate, unbiased headline…
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A patriot right here.
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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Libraries contain the best of humanity.
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