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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Things in Popeye, a Japanese menswear magazine: — Interview with a "freelance pie advisor" who claims to have tried every pie in London. He names the city's top three pies. — Recurring column from writer who updates everyone on his cats for some reason. — Feature on Parisian grandfather style.
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here's the thing: they want to play with their friends, presumably. Or else they would choose to play against an AI. What's he gonna do to build comradery when his friends go "nic doesnt like fantasy football, we shall replace him with Gemini to have an even number"
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 06/10/2026
The thing about Halloween is that Coffee Crisp is actually the best chocolate bar and as a fun-sized bar it's ever better
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Somehow assumed this was about the insect
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pinball machines used to be outlawed because they looked too much like gambling.
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cj 🔜 LBX 716 @ceeejus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
miss magpie
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 02/10/2026
Hey, not sure who needs to hear it, but that thing you've been working on? That cover? The social media post? That graphic? Check and make sure the thing that's supposed to be centered is truly centered :)
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Betty crocker committing heresy adding coconut to date squares
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TIL the presidential limo has the same name my dad gave his car in the 80s At least my dad also christened a 60's Buick Beauty at the same time
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Here lies JD. He drew as many comics as he could. @lostcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are NOT machine-made clothes. If there were, your clothes would be made in the country you live in (where the customers are), or in China (where machines are cheap). They’re made in Bangladesh or India or Indonesia because that’s where the LABOUR is cheap. Your clothes are made by people.
Joyce Carol Oates says: “This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to
different consumers.“
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026
My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛
a crow flies in front of the moon, greyish sky, the crow is flapping their wings downtwo crows fly in front and near the moon, in the middle and the bottom left, a snowy egret is out of focus below the moon, greyish skya crow flies in front of the moon, dark sky, the crow is flapping their wings up but not fully extendeda crow flies in front of the moon, dark purple sky, the crow is in full cruise mode
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026
Look goddamnit It's entirely possible To eat a plum And not make a poem about it The one I just ate Wasn't even in the Goddamn refrigerator Or anything Sometimes a plum Is just a plum You can just eat it And go on with your life WHAT Why are you looking at me What'd I do now (looks) oh GODDAMNIT
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nyx 🔞 @nyxronomicon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everett 🖤 Decided to follow my heart and give him tattoos lol
A collection of drawings of my werewolf oc, Everett. He has dark (but greying) messy hair, scruffy facial hair, and he wears earrings in both ears. He has two different colored eyes, one blue and one brown. He has several tattoos, sprigs of Wolfsbane on both sides of his collarbone, stars and a crescent moon on his left arm, teeth just below his belly button, and a chain around the circumference of his cock. He wears blue jeans with his boxers peeking out, a white tank top, and a red flannel, but is in varying states of undress in each of the poses.
Starting on the left, he is shirtless and leaning on some kind of door with his elbow. In the top middle, he sits in a chair (not pictured lol) fully clothed, half asleep. On the top right, he is in werewolf form with black fur, a skull mask, and blood staining his fur and mouth. 
Just below, there is a series of expressions. The larger face looks bored or apathetic, to the right, he grins teasingly, the next expression is anger, then the final is laughter. On the bottom middle, there are drawing of both his human cock and the knotted cock it becomes in werewolf form. He has a frenum piercing near the head of his cock. On the bottom right, he lays shirtless and covered in blood as he wipes it from his mouth.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
O hey Reminder that in (homophobic) '94 as Dookie was blowing up, Green Day picked queercore Pansy Division to open for them + a lot of venues pressured them to drop them as openers -- Green Day told the venues they wouldn't play if PD didn't - and the venues (mostly? all?) backed down. huh.
green day x pansy division flyer
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think it was Todd in the Shadows that said Macklemore is cringe but very genuine, and that's so right. I think he should get money to Mackle all he wants, but I will not go to a Macklemore concert.
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@salmence.bsky.social absolutely tragic that this mod came out after your fortniting started video www.reddit.com/r/StardewVal...
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From the StardewValleyMods community on Reddit: Mayor Mamdani Mod
Explore this post and more from the StardewValleyMods community
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beartrapped 🔞 @softending.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The first and most dangerous step in the production of vampire antivenom is, of course, milking the venom from which it's synthesized. Luckily, some volunteers seem to even enjoy the process 🧪
a vampire girl in a lab, having her venom milked. a leather harness holds her mouth open with a metal bit, preventing her from biting, while a lab tech holds a vial to her fangs to catch the dripping venom; another gloved worker assists from behind.
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
...rotating a piece of clear calcite toward the sky creates two images of equal brightness only when pointing directly at the Sun. This allowed the Vikings to navigate the fog-dense North Atlantic, even when the sun was entirely hidden behind clouds or below the horizon. Great demo of this here:
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How the Vikings may have used calcite to locate the position of the Sun in a cloudy sky
YouTube video by Michael Masuda
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K.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
I am once again saying that most Republican men are not closeted gays, they hate women because women challenge the dominant power structure, and repeatedly saying they're gay plays into rank stereotypes about the duplicitous natures of gay men, and all of your Grindr jokes are bad.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
READ ALT TXT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEN AT CHECK OUT ON THERE DAY OFF AND THEY WASTED TIME IN FLORESCENT LIGHT HELL BECAUSE THE GROCEY STORE IS SET UP TO CONFUSE YOU AND MAKE IT HARD TO FIND YOU'RE SHIT, AND THATS WHY THEY MOVE SHIT ALL DA TIME, TO TRICK YOU INTO BUYING EXTRA SHIT, AND TAHTS WHY THE FRUIT AND EGGS ARE ON OPOSITE SIDES SO THEY TRICK YOU INTO BUYING RICE RONI AND MACKEN CHEESE IN THE MIDDLE , AND DA TEXT SAYS "THE ONLY THING WORSE THEN HAVING TO SCAN YOUR OWN CROCIES SO THE CORPORATION WHO OWNS EVERY FUCKING GROCERY STORE CAN SAVE ON LABOR IS WHEN THE SELF CHECKOUT IS CLOSED " - ALSO IM SORRY TO SAY IT BUT CORPOS LOVE TO MAKE YA DO THERE LABOR FOR THEM, THATS HOW THEY SAVE ON WAGES AND WEVE INTERNALIZED IT AS OUR JOB TO HELP THE STORE, WERE ALL EMPLOYEES OF THE FUCKIN STORE, LOOK I WORKED AT THE STORE TO, AND I CAN TELL YA THEY DONT PAY ENOUGH AND THEY TREAT U LIKE YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT THE WHOLE TIME, ANY WAY BE KIND TO YOUR FELLOW WORKER BUT GIVE NO RESPECT TO ANY MANAGER OR BOARD MEMBER, IF TREES KNEW THAT HUMANS INVENTED "CEO" AND "STOCK HOLDER" AND "INVESTMENTS" THEY WOULD STOP MAKIN OUR OXYGEN SO PLEASE DONT TELL EM, YOU MUST RESPECT EVERY TREE DEEPLY BUT NEVER LET IT SLIP HOW FUCKED HUMAN BEIGS ARE, OR THERE GONNA LEAVE US HANGIN LIKE IN TOTAL RECALL WHEN THEY SHUT OFF THE AIR, THATS WHY DA BILLIONAIRES WANT TO GO TO MARS BTW SO THEY CAN CHARGE FOR OXYGEN, THINK ABOUT IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I read this as coming from User Was Blocked For This Post for a second
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Don’t forget to take your sertraline today♥️
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crepuscular type guy @thephooka.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
White Noise has updated! The epilogue. www.white-noise-comic.com/comic/i1-sep #webcomics #comics
White Noise update image: Numair sitting at a table reading off a sheaf of papers, with Sraddi seated on a perch next to a large bowl.
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pets have a spreadsheet in their mind they are constantly updating about crumbs and where to find them
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How to visit an art museum with someone who isn't used to visiting art museums:
Two social media posts by @pan_juho (Translated from Japanese):

"I love going to art museums, but when I go with someone who's not used to them, if I say, 'If you were a great thief, tell me later which one you'd steal,' they end up looking the exhibits pretty seriously, and that makes me happy.

"Whether you steal something you like or something that seems valuable -> it opens up endless conversation based on what vou liked about it or where you saw value in it, so it's also great as an easy icebreaker for chats after visiting the museum."
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Sang As It Ever Will Be @sanguinarynovel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My God the roller skates cat, they're perfect shop.artbytuna.com/products/mar...
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Rollerskates | Iron-On Patch
Measures roughly 3x3", and made with embroidery thread with an iron-on backing. Please note: iron-on backing may have some pre-activation due to overheated shipping condition. This pre-activation does...
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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Marking the beginning of September with this pic from this time of year in 2025. One of faves from last year - Sandhill Crane among the late summer blooms #birds
Head and shoulders of a tall, elegant crane visible as it strides through tall reeds and weeds along the edge of a prairie slough. The bird is grey with red cap, white cheek and golden eye. It’s facing left in profile. Out of focus yellow and purple blooms surround it and there is water in the background.
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Also "modern fantasy is made by people who only learn from fantasy" is why people can't conceive of firearms in medieval fantasy settings, or imagine it has to be flintlock weapons, but also don't mind rapiers.
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"The Lovers" is now online on Youtube. An indie/crowdfunded Filipino short film by students brand-new to the animation industry. Directed by Alice Mao & Sophia Paez (Studio Heartbreak). >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUa2...
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
www.cbc.ca/news/indigen...
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Mounties reviewing First Nations' call for treason probe into Alberta premier, UCP | CBC News
Canada's top Mountie has written to First Nations leaders in Alberta, confirming the RCMP will review the chiefs' call for a criminal treason investigation into the province's premier and governing pa...
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❀TerraTerraCotta™ @terraterracotta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
THE ENTIRE WEBSITE IS VIBE-CODED (aka solely AI coded with no human feedback), IT HAS MULTIPLE SECURITY VULNERABILITIES, THEY PLAN TO TRAIN AI ON POSTS, AND THERES REPORTS OF IT FALSE-FLAGGING POSTS BECAUSE MODERATION IS AI AS WELL. DO NOT USE THIS PLATFORM. bsky.app/profile/cm30...
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jojo 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @jojoekaki.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
please god someone help him!!!! #nsfw
tearaway poster (but theres no info in the tearaway parts cus it was too busy lol) of yahya, a trans man, nude but for his jacket, shoes, and leather leg restraints. in a begging pose, but cute about it. text reads: cum inside my faggot pussy, daddy please please daddy please please please please please. please, i promise ive been so good! good behavior deserves a reward...can you help me? bright green, red, and cobalt blue color palette.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 28/08/2026
Perseids xkcd.com/3287/
4-panel comic. (1) [Three people. The person on the left has shoulder-length hair; the person on the right has a white hat.] PERSON 1: I’m sad that we missed the Perseids. PERSON 2 with hat: There’s still the Geminids. PERSON 1: Yeah, but they’re in December. (2) PERSON 1: The Perseids happen when it’s warm enough to lie outside with a blanket, and we found a good mosquito-free beach. So we just lie around watching the stars and eating snacks. One year we saw the aurora. (3) PERSON 3 with shoulder-length hair: You know, I think I heard that the Perseids might be late this year. PERSON 2: Yeah, actually, I heard that too. (4) Later… [Three people lying down gazing up at stars in dark sky. One meteor is in the sky.] PERSON 3: Hm, seems like a normal number of meteors. Guess I heard wrong. PERSON 1: Maybe the Perseids are *next* weekend. PERSON 2: Oh, good thinking. Let’s come back then, just in case.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
While we’re eulogizing Tim Curry, PLEASE take care not to devalue the life he lived after his stroke and complications. Yes, it was devastating, but he had reached a peace with it, worked hard in rehabilitation to reclaim things he loved.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 24/08/2026
Report: Trump admin demanded Canada execute Bonhomme
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Report: Trump admin demanded Canada execute Bonhomme
OTTAWA - Reports from the Canada-U.S. trade talks indicates that the Trump Administration made a last-minute demand for the public execution of beloved Québécois celebrity Bonhomme Carnaval.
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I distinctly remember on my third?watch of rocky horror? Second time seeing thr movie maybe? i had the realization that i had misremembered it as taking place in england. Because of the castle and tim currey
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every drag show this weekend is going to have to make some very hard choices
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Some actors have range, and then there's Tim Curry.
Tim Curry as Darkness/the devil in Legend Tim Curry as Frank. N Furter in the Rocky Horror Picture ShowTime Curry as a meddling concierge in Home Alone 2Time Curry as Pennywise, the iconic evil clown in the first film adaptation of Steven King's IT
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Emanuel Maiberg @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
www.vice.com/en/article/a...
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An Oral History of Tim Curry’s Escape to the One Place Uncorrupted by Capitalism
How an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend.
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry taught me it was okay to be impossibly evil and gay
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
On an online question/answer forum, Bella The Ball asks: what does it mean to dream of him??
multiple times a month I dream of the man I call the dancing apple man because he is an apple and he is dancing. his frown speaks to a preoccupation with something I am not privvy to at all?? what does it say about me to dream of the man so much please????
i drew him after last time. i hatehim and I love him. 
(She has helpfully included two pictures of the dancing apple man and his frown.)Various answers:

1. dreams not real.
2. he looks so cute how can you have a care about this cute man.
3. An apple, of course, represents original sin. You can baptize yourself with just about anything.
4. i dream of him too everynight. just kidding. who cares. be confident in your dreams and yourselv.More answers:

5. you will marry him.
6. eat more apples????????
7. famous demon. sorry :/
8. who thinks of dreams so much? have you been on an airplane?
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Derry Girls: Erin says, "I'm not lying" and her mum says, "Swear on Dolly" before pointing to the great Irish saint, Dolly Parton
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i mean: yeah. BEST CASE scenario, if you believe in AI...you just generate your own stuff instead of buying someone elses? worst case its the most common denominator slop. which, unfortunately, is for free on social media
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Naomi @ NYCC AA B-22 @naomiromeroart.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sorry, I can’t come.. I’m an indoor cat!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
GET READY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON SERFIN THE WAVE'S OF LIFE "DID YOU JUST SHOW INTEREST IN A TOPIC I"M OBSESSED WITH?????" - GET READY TO HEAR SOME FUCKEN INFORMATION ABOUT THIS SHIT , HOPE YOUR NOT GOING ANY WHERE FOR AT LEAST 20 MINUTE'S , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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