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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you got me there. you do
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
are you gonna use these as outfit inspiration or what
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Things in Popeye, a Japanese menswear magazine: — Interview with a "freelance pie advisor" who claims to have tried every pie in London. He names the city's top three pies. — Recurring column from writer who updates everyone on his cats for some reason. — Feature on Parisian grandfather style.
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here's the thing: they want to play with their friends, presumably. Or else they would choose to play against an AI. What's he gonna do to build comradery when his friends go "nic doesnt like fantasy football, we shall replace him with Gemini to have an even number"
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 06/10/2026
The thing about Halloween is that Coffee Crisp is actually the best chocolate bar and as a fun-sized bar it's ever better
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Somehow assumed this was about the insect
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pinball machines used to be outlawed because they looked too much like gambling.
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cj 🔜 LBX 716 @ceeejus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
miss magpie
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 02/10/2026
Hey, not sure who needs to hear it, but that thing you've been working on? That cover? The social media post? That graphic? Check and make sure the thing that's supposed to be centered is truly centered :)
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Betty crocker committing heresy adding coconut to date squares
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pat and Henry is the art that got me to follow you, yay!
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TIL the presidential limo has the same name my dad gave his car in the 80s At least my dad also christened a 60's Buick Beauty at the same time
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Here lies JD. He drew as many comics as he could. @lostcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are NOT machine-made clothes. If there were, your clothes would be made in the country you live in (where the customers are), or in China (where machines are cheap). They’re made in Bangladesh or India or Indonesia because that’s where the LABOUR is cheap. Your clothes are made by people.
Joyce Carol Oates says: “This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to
different consumers.“
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is more of a fun fact but: some kids with egg allergies dont react to cooked egg! The protein gets largely destroyed by heat. When my nephew was getting desensitized, my sister had to make a specific cupcake that contained a standard amount of egg before moving to straight eggs
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026
My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛
a crow flies in front of the moon, greyish sky, the crow is flapping their wings downtwo crows fly in front and near the moon, in the middle and the bottom left, a snowy egret is out of focus below the moon, greyish skya crow flies in front of the moon, dark sky, the crow is flapping their wings up but not fully extendeda crow flies in front of the moon, dark purple sky, the crow is in full cruise mode
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I swear you start reposting shit right when I get horny
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For the record, Danielle is not a random name, it is hating on a politician. Deservedly.
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm not a huge peanut butter guy but the football chunks sounds great. Like, its been thought through, the gimmick isnt just the name on the packaging. We aren't just calling it fuck the French vanilla or whatever
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another case where its meant to be as objective as possible so blind people can come to their own conclusions...
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I tried to think of another situation where accommodations change how you view a piece of media, and the only example I could think of is that guy who turned on described video for zootopia, which gave it more of a nature documentary vibe—
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Random website says it's normal and that squirrels can run 20 miles per hour
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026
Look goddamnit It's entirely possible To eat a plum And not make a poem about it The one I just ate Wasn't even in the Goddamn refrigerator Or anything Sometimes a plum Is just a plum You can just eat it And go on with your life WHAT Why are you looking at me What'd I do now (looks) oh GODDAMNIT
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nyx 🔞 @nyxronomicon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everett 🖤 Decided to follow my heart and give him tattoos lol
A collection of drawings of my werewolf oc, Everett. He has dark (but greying) messy hair, scruffy facial hair, and he wears earrings in both ears. He has two different colored eyes, one blue and one brown. He has several tattoos, sprigs of Wolfsbane on both sides of his collarbone, stars and a crescent moon on his left arm, teeth just below his belly button, and a chain around the circumference of his cock. He wears blue jeans with his boxers peeking out, a white tank top, and a red flannel, but is in varying states of undress in each of the poses.
Starting on the left, he is shirtless and leaning on some kind of door with his elbow. In the top middle, he sits in a chair (not pictured lol) fully clothed, half asleep. On the top right, he is in werewolf form with black fur, a skull mask, and blood staining his fur and mouth. 
Just below, there is a series of expressions. The larger face looks bored or apathetic, to the right, he grins teasingly, the next expression is anger, then the final is laughter. On the bottom middle, there are drawing of both his human cock and the knotted cock it becomes in werewolf form. He has a frenum piercing near the head of his cock. On the bottom right, he lays shirtless and covered in blood as he wipes it from his mouth.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
O hey Reminder that in (homophobic) '94 as Dookie was blowing up, Green Day picked queercore Pansy Division to open for them + a lot of venues pressured them to drop them as openers -- Green Day told the venues they wouldn't play if PD didn't - and the venues (mostly? all?) backed down. huh.
green day x pansy division flyer
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Closest I've read recently is Mothertalk, 190 pages. Will say I had kind of a hard time getting into it, but it is a cool nonfiction book cbra.library.utoronto.ca/items/show/3...
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think it was Todd in the Shadows that said Macklemore is cringe but very genuine, and that's so right. I think he should get money to Mackle all he wants, but I will not go to a Macklemore concert.
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@salmence.bsky.social absolutely tragic that this mod came out after your fortniting started video www.reddit.com/r/StardewVal...
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beartrapped 🔞 @softending.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The first and most dangerous step in the production of vampire antivenom is, of course, milking the venom from which it's synthesized. Luckily, some volunteers seem to even enjoy the process 🧪
a vampire girl in a lab, having her venom milked. a leather harness holds her mouth open with a metal bit, preventing her from biting, while a lab tech holds a vial to her fangs to catch the dripping venom; another gloved worker assists from behind.
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
...rotating a piece of clear calcite toward the sky creates two images of equal brightness only when pointing directly at the Sun. This allowed the Vikings to navigate the fog-dense North Atlantic, even when the sun was entirely hidden behind clouds or below the horizon. Great demo of this here:
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How the Vikings may have used calcite to locate the position of the Sun in a cloudy sky
YouTube video by Michael Masuda
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Literally saw a rental listing that had three photos of the front door from slightly different angles. What are we doing here.
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K.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
I am once again saying that most Republican men are not closeted gays, they hate women because women challenge the dominant power structure, and repeatedly saying they're gay plays into rank stereotypes about the duplicitous natures of gay men, and all of your Grindr jokes are bad.
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I never even considered that a vampire bite might be itchy....
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
READ ALT TXT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEN AT CHECK OUT ON THERE DAY OFF AND THEY WASTED TIME IN FLORESCENT LIGHT HELL BECAUSE THE GROCEY STORE IS SET UP TO CONFUSE YOU AND MAKE IT HARD TO FIND YOU'RE SHIT, AND THATS WHY THEY MOVE SHIT ALL DA TIME, TO TRICK YOU INTO BUYING EXTRA SHIT, AND TAHTS WHY THE FRUIT AND EGGS ARE ON OPOSITE SIDES SO THEY TRICK YOU INTO BUYING RICE RONI AND MACKEN CHEESE IN THE MIDDLE , AND DA TEXT SAYS "THE ONLY THING WORSE THEN HAVING TO SCAN YOUR OWN CROCIES SO THE CORPORATION WHO OWNS EVERY FUCKING GROCERY STORE CAN SAVE ON LABOR IS WHEN THE SELF CHECKOUT IS CLOSED " - ALSO IM SORRY TO SAY IT BUT CORPOS LOVE TO MAKE YA DO THERE LABOR FOR THEM, THATS HOW THEY SAVE ON WAGES AND WEVE INTERNALIZED IT AS OUR JOB TO HELP THE STORE, WERE ALL EMPLOYEES OF THE FUCKIN STORE, LOOK I WORKED AT THE STORE TO, AND I CAN TELL YA THEY DONT PAY ENOUGH AND THEY TREAT U LIKE YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT THE WHOLE TIME, ANY WAY BE KIND TO YOUR FELLOW WORKER BUT GIVE NO RESPECT TO ANY MANAGER OR BOARD MEMBER, IF TREES KNEW THAT HUMANS INVENTED "CEO" AND "STOCK HOLDER" AND "INVESTMENTS" THEY WOULD STOP MAKIN OUR OXYGEN SO PLEASE DONT TELL EM, YOU MUST RESPECT EVERY TREE DEEPLY BUT NEVER LET IT SLIP HOW FUCKED HUMAN BEIGS ARE, OR THERE GONNA LEAVE US HANGIN LIKE IN TOTAL RECALL WHEN THEY SHUT OFF THE AIR, THATS WHY DA BILLIONAIRES WANT TO GO TO MARS BTW SO THEY CAN CHARGE FOR OXYGEN, THINK ABOUT IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That person should donate their lawyer's services
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I read this as coming from User Was Blocked For This Post for a second
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Don’t forget to take your sertraline today♥️
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crepuscular type guy @thephooka.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
White Noise has updated! The epilogue. www.white-noise-comic.com/comic/i1-sep #webcomics #comics
White Noise update image: Numair sitting at a table reading off a sheaf of papers, with Sraddi seated on a perch next to a large bowl.
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It feels very shoved in, not an organic part of the UI.
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It took me a year to start using my new laptop instead of my sketchy old one. I feel you.
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Martin @kyrfiore.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Been thinking about moving, so I'm gonna take a wander around a new neighborhood
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pets have a spreadsheet in their mind they are constantly updating about crumbs and where to find them
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How to visit an art museum with someone who isn't used to visiting art museums:
Two social media posts by @pan_juho (Translated from Japanese):

"I love going to art museums, but when I go with someone who's not used to them, if I say, 'If you were a great thief, tell me later which one you'd steal,' they end up looking the exhibits pretty seriously, and that makes me happy.

"Whether you steal something you like or something that seems valuable -> it opens up endless conversation based on what vou liked about it or where you saw value in it, so it's also great as an easy icebreaker for chats after visiting the museum."
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Sang As It Ever Will Be @sanguinarynovel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My God the roller skates cat, they're perfect shop.artbytuna.com/products/mar...
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Rollerskates | Iron-On Patch
Measures roughly 3x3", and made with embroidery thread with an iron-on backing. Please note: iron-on backing may have some pre-activation due to overheated shipping condition. This pre-activation does...
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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Marking the beginning of September with this pic from this time of year in 2025. One of faves from last year - Sandhill Crane among the late summer blooms #birds
Head and shoulders of a tall, elegant crane visible as it strides through tall reeds and weeds along the edge of a prairie slough. The bird is grey with red cap, white cheek and golden eye. It’s facing left in profile. Out of focus yellow and purple blooms surround it and there is water in the background.
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Also "modern fantasy is made by people who only learn from fantasy" is why people can't conceive of firearms in medieval fantasy settings, or imagine it has to be flintlock weapons, but also don't mind rapiers.
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