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Love football, cheesy music, and #Taskmaster. On a one-woman journey to dominate Bluesky.

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Potato @kyliamnbappe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Utterly shameless greedmeisters. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...
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Reading and Leeds have dropped BBC Introducing for a new ‘nepo baby stage’. Where does it leave DIY artists?
As R&L replace the BBC’s unsigned artists stage with one filled with rock scions and a Simon Cowell boyband, many are decrying disappearing opportunities for grassroots acts
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Gautam Bhatia @gautambhatia88.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
📣📣LAST TWELVE days of the Strange Horizons fund-drive! 📣📣 Very close to our base goal (we're at $20,860/$22,000), in order to continue publishing free, weekly SFF in 2027. To help us get there: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...
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Strange Horizons 2027 Fundraiser
The annual Strange Horizons fundraiser! Support this free, online, award-winning, weekly magazine of SFFH, which runs entirely on reader - YOUR - donations!
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waldokanto.bsky.social @waldokanto.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026
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Potato @kyliamnbappe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Bravo man best feeling in the world
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Lou @laenij.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
rip Melbourne victory 25/26 season, you were a bit shit to watch tbh
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Potato @kyliamnbappe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
www.theringer.com/2026/05/04/t...
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David Attenborough and the Voice That Revealed a Planet
He turned a whisper into one of the most powerful voices in history. At 100, it carries both wonder and warning.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
When you’ve got United in the 21st century at 8pm and vigils in the 14th century at 5am
Footballer player Cole Palmer with a monk style haircut
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 30/03/2026
It's tight but he is just on
A mocked-up VAR Semi-Automated Offside Decision showing David Bowie beating a poorly organised Spurs offside trap.
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Shortest Tudor reign since Lady Jane Grey
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Joanna @lostingallifrey.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 29/03/2026
A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...
LAPD officers arrest a protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty outside a federal building during a ‘Kings Day’ protest. (Connor Sheets/Los Angeles Times)
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Armando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I can confirm I had a gargantuan amount of fun. It’s one of my all-time favourite shows; everyone involved in it is brilliant and it was sheer joy. That said, nothing can hide you from the dribbling terror of opening your first task in a room-full of people watching and judging you.
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Potato @kyliamnbappe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Fern Brady is my all-time favourite contestant, just such a delight
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Potato @kyliamnbappe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Cannot wait for Iannucci
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Here’s one of my more reflective poems, written while waiting for a train at a provincial railway station.
If I Could Have My Time Over
 
If I could have my time over,
I would do it all differently
and not treat each precious moment
with such disregard and flippancy.
 
I would use my time effectively,
I would think ahead and plan.
I would reserve my stores of energy,
and take charge when I can.
 
But it’s too late in the journey
for regret, too late to repent –
because there’s not a socket in sight,
and my battery’s on one per ce
I’m
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Potato @kyliamnbappe.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Bloody love Fern
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Potato @kyliamnbappe.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Comedy-wise, Ardal reminds me a lot of Alex in a way I can't quite pin down.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:
Text saying "You've read your last free article."
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
'It takes more then a piece of paper to make someone British' well yes it does. It takes years and years, lengthty piss taking application forms, a test, qualifications, employment and £££££££. What did Goodwin do other than be born here?
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Kairo @saaremaalane.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Kuulsin ka just esmakordselt Eesti eurolugu ja no… lisaks sellele, et see on lihtsalt halb, oleks juba pealkirja eest pidanud DQ saama. Mis aasta on?. Pewdiepie oli viimane, kes sõna ‘epic’ kasutas ja seda viis aastat tagasi ja juba toona irooniliselt.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
RIP Al, Alex, Ali, Harry and Barry, can't believe you were never real, want to run to u
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 27/02/2026
Wise words
A grey hoodie with text which reads:

“Buy a man eat fish,
He day, teach fish man
To a lifetime.”
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Book of Taskmaster @bookoftaskmaster.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Possibly the greatest TV moment for 2025 #jamalimaddix #gregdavies #nevermindthebuzzcocks #taskmasteradjacent
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Potato @kyliamnbappe.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
You're back!!
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Me whenever someone is featured on Taskmaster
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Mother nature is a raver.
Marram grass leaf. Light micrograph of a cross section through a closed (unravelled) leaf of Marram grass, Ammophila arenaria. The deeply grooved leaf is thrown into folds.
The folds conserve water and withstand salt, and prevent excessive evaporation. 
Round vascular bundles are visible inside each fold, serving to transport food and water through the leaf. They look like smiley faces.
The large "eyes" are the xylem, which transport water. 
The bright blue "mouths" are the phloem, which transport sugars produced during photosynthesis. 
The spiky, curved structure is a natural adaptation to drought conditions, helping the leaf to roll up and conserve water. 
Spines on the surface discourage animals from eating the leaf. Marram grass is important in coastal ecology, since it is one of the commonest grass species in Britain to stabilize sand dunes.
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.
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Potato @kyliamnbappe.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Ninajirachi peaking at 27 is a travesty for the ages #triplej
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Jono with the good mo(hawk) @jono.gay · 16/01/2026
Judi Love would like a word
A blue MacBook Air with a wallpaper featuring Judi Love’s face against a vibrant red background, a scene from an episode of Taskmaster. It almost looks like her face is emerging from the screen to look disapprovingly at you.
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Joshferatu Scare @joshscherr.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem
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Adam Christopher @adamchristopher.me · 11/01/2026
Things I recommend a very great deal: 1. These eel-flavoured potato chips. 2. Getting off the internet. I've done without it for 3 days and it has been glorious. I'm starting to think the internet was a BIG mistake.
Eel-flavoured potato chips.
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Potato @kyliamnbappe.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I didn't know David Sundin was based like that
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 03/01/2026
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I personally think the responsibility should be to international law but I wasn’t a human rights barrister so what do I know
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Michael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
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Potato @kyliamnbappe.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Külm in 5th is wild but I'm here for it
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kana @seawonderer.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
tired of these ducks yet? well too bad i wanted to add the junior duo in for ages and only got around to them finishing them (and tweaked some details on the other pairs too, like the AU throne designs from season 4). it's been a taskmaster filled year for me #seawondererdraws #taskmaster
a drawing of greg davies and alex horne (depicted as rubber ducks) in their roles from the show, taskmaster.a drawing of jeremy wells and paul williams (depicted as rubber ducks) in their roles from the show, taskmaster new zealand.a drawing of tom gleeson and tom cashman (depicted as rubber ducks) in their roles from the show, taskmaster australia.a drawing of rose matafeo and mike wozniak (depicted as rubber ducks) in their roles from the show, junior taskmaster.
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Nick Raschke @nickraschke.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Good morning. One from a few days ago.
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Mat Baynton's sudden sprint like a startled cat is my favourite 3 seconds of TV all year #Taskmaster
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Potato @kyliamnbappe.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I aspire to one day come up with something half as brilliant as "Chuck it, duck it, bucket". #taskmaster
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John Cotter @drjohncotter.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I’ve always said it’s the precise moment it ceases to be funny that we’ll know Manchester United are no longer a big club.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Because it’s not just Bari Weiss’ CBS asking this question—in the last few months, I’ve been approached by half a dozen different shows looking to ‘debate’ the same topic. I even got a request from NPR-distributed “Open to Debate” to see if I’d weigh in on “Has Feminism Hurt Women?” NPR!
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/12/2025
this wall hanging my in-laws keep in their bathroom is technically quite beautiful except how in the middle of the night I’m convinced she’s going to turn around
a hanging 3D fiber art piece depicting a nude woman from behind holding a pumpkin(?) it’s in muted earth colors but her hair and long braid is made out of very realistic looking blonde hair fibers such that not seeing her face becomes more disturbing in the dark
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Potato @kyliamnbappe.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Ninajirachi has nothing but bangers
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
from the article about the Brazilian alcoholic drink "Axé" on Portuguese Wikipedia ("The cat and dog wait for their owner at the bathroom door while he feels unwell after ingesting Axé.")
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Potato @kyliamnbappe.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Betting on John or Maisie
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Potato @kyliamnbappe.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
@taskmaster.tv @alexhorne.bsky.social it's little details like this that make the show so brilliant. Completely lost it when the duck came out and have seriously considered getting a tattoo of it. #taskmaster
A screenshot from series 20 episode 8 of Taskmaster, featuring a person in a duck mask and robes exiting the loo.
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