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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 23h

Penzance Comedy Festival: Nice enough, but not worth the money and stress to get there.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

All is well! I’m at the venue and they say they do all the publicity and they’ve had good audiences so far.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have reached the “shit, what if I go all the way to Cornwall and have no audience” stage of proceedings, so that’s nice 😅🙃

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Lovely gig, small audience but very receptive. Loads of big laughs, nice loose atmosphere 🥰

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"I went to school with [two words that sound a bit like a name]" It started when I passed a sign that said "Charity Teagarden", and I haven't been able to stop since.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s the first of October, so naturally I am going to the supermarket dressed as Freddy Krueger.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Today is brought to you by depression and the phrase “at least I’ve got a gig tomorrow”.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Now I just need to get all these gigs I applied for and also all the other gigs I ever apply for and that's my comedy career sorted!

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Update: I cleaned the bathroom, showered, AND applied for gigs, so take that.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

- Brain says it's ✨time to look for gigs✨. - But also that it can't do that until body is showered. - But also that body isn't allowed to shower until the bathroom is properly cleaned. - So I guess it's actually ✨time to clean the bathroom✨. Kids, don't do ADHD. Not even once.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Anwen: Where's the washing up liquid? Me: There. Anwen: Oh! Hello, Sir. Me: I didn't realise the washing up liquid had been knighted!

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why do you hate joy* so much? *a middle aged woman aggressively singing along to Sweet Child o’ Mine

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Uber driver changed the song, possibly because I was singing along too much ☹️

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Bizarre things that happened in your assembly: We had a SERIOUS TALK™️ about how the Lambada was banned at our upcoming infant school roller disco.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This brought it home that if I had to choose, I would choose my TV over any (new) man. If it was an existing loved one, of course I'd choose the person, but the most gorgeous, accomplished, delightful man in the world could give this ultimatum and I'd choose to rewatch Peep Show for the 15th time.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I've been unaccountably productive today. Got loads of stuff done and made my house actually nice to live in for the first time in a while. I'm very happy.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Latest hobby: Asking my cat what he's gonna do with all that junk inside that trunk.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

GIG LIST 2026! Thu 01 Oct - Headlining, Comedy on the River, Cardiff Sat 03 Oct - INNARDS, The Front Room, Penzance Comedy Festival Sat 03 Oct - Festival Showcase, The Copper Fox, Penzance Comedy Festival Tue 01 Dec - Road Test Comedy, Newbridge Hotel, Newport

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You know an 80s film is gonna be peak when you see That One Lightning Effect ™️

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Well, so far "focusing on the comedy" has been mostly "focusing on getting through life day to day without screaming". I haven't had time or mental space, even without a job. My kid has started college along with a new, extra-difficult emotional phase, chores feel extra hard, admin is relentless.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Still haven't watched the new Taskmaster. Part of me really wants to (it's Taskmaster!) but part of me is just so put off by certain people's presence. Hadn't intended to boycott, but maybe my brain is making that decision for me. I was a massive fan of said person for years before he did the thing.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Someone mentioned burgers and now I need a burger. Advertising is lost on me but just pals mentioning food has such an effect.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Had a wisdom tooth out today. Dentist delightedly told me that he’d removed his own wisdom teeth right where I was sitting, and then showed me the keyring he’d made out of one of them. Fair play, you’re a freak but you’re in it for the love of the game!

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Dreamt last night that an advert featured a chill indie version of Sexy Montage by Robert And The Very Bad Dogs, and I was so happy that @matryer.bsky.social was raking in that big John Lewis money.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Nodded off and dreamt that Sid James was fine with casual texting but didn't want to sleep with me anymore. Really feels like a low blow when even subconscious Sid James won't hit this.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Enough difficult stuff going on for me and friends that I just found myself googling:

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Was feeling like absolute shit but then I had the idea of listening to Gaucho by Steely Dan and now I feel a bit better.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Tried to say "I bought fruit-fly traps". Actually said "I bought fruit-fruit-fruit-fruit-fruit" and then hyperventilated laughing at my own glitch.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Fell asleep and dreamt my mum had not heard of Julia Roberts and refused to believe she was a real person despite all the readily available evidence.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Back home means back watching Ann Droid. Back off, Renee, I could ruin that sad wet man's life in so much more of a fun way than you do.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Also, that’s my first solo Edinburgh Fringe run done!

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

New comedy milestone hit: Performing a whole show while fighting off an impending faint 😅 Managed not to pass out, everything’s fine

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Watched Mark's show last night on the verge of fainting. Thought I just needed water but I've been up all night feeling nauseous and crampy and like I'm gonna be sick. I've had approx 1 hour's sleep. Got a show to do in under 5, and I have to check out of my flat today and go stay with strangers 😞

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Here's where I hope I don't have to last-minute buy tickets to Watto again, necessitating him clunkily reimbursing me via Ko-Fi 🤞

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Oh, I meant to say to @watsoncomedian.bsky.social earlier so I'll say it now before I forget - you talk about getting older and needing supplements etc. - I was literally applying Deep Freeze to the back of my neck during your show while you said it.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Photos of me are rarely flattering, but here’s your girl just casually winning the UK Pun-Off Joke of the Fringe.

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Still haven’t quite managed the wine-and-flirt I’ve been craving. Unfortunately I cannot stay out late or hang around crowds usually due to being me.

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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Chrissy Derbyshire: Innards Whistlebinkies, 11.15am A lovely monologue which flows naturally and has some excellent sentences with beautifully chosen words. A natural performer and engaging. Very much a big recommendation from me. #edfringe

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

First Dolly and now Tim. I'm gonna take all my celebrities with me next time I go to the Fringe, just in case :(

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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Excited to make my @theacms.bsky.social debut tonight (or rather, in the early hours of tomorrow morning)!

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