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Kyle Hyatt

@kylejhyatt.bsky.social
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LA car weirdo, moto-tragic, cat enthusiast, stoke lord. My terrible opinions are my own. (he/him/his)

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
BMW when Sony called with the idea: oh thank you kind sirs. we are but a struggling start-up desperate for funds. just trying to make cars that we hope people enjoy, good sirs. thank you for believing in us. of course we will advertise your fine film. to all our drivers
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If you’ve never listened to Carry The Zero while on approach to LAX at sunset… man, fuck.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
What’s a slightly embarrassing album that’s deeply formative for you? For me it’s the first Father John Misty record. It’s about moving from Seattle to LA and came out when I did the same. Sadly it’s an LA that hasn’t existed since COVID, full of mystery and joy and darkness.
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Father John Misty - Fear Fun [FULL ALBUM STREAM]
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cumdogg millionaire @3titter.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
As a farm worker in a state that doesn't allow overtime for farm workers, Katie Porter can fuck off
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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Strait's back open, T. We got two weeks to get more Persian broads into the Bing.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Whether it's Trump threatening a nuclear war on Truth Social or Hillary Clinton sharing risotto recipes by email, both leaders made controversial use of digital communication.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This assumes that there will be a next administration and that these motherless fucks aren’t planning a coup. I’m not a conspiracy guy but it seems like that’s the way it’s headed.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This feels like a recruiting drive for incels? youtu.be/59NORGNnWlQ?...
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The Emperor Protects: A Warhammer 40,000 Musical
YouTube video by Warhammer 40,000
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Whit EM @whittyrem.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My Ides of March fun fact is that the place where Caesar was stabbed is now a cat sanctuary, and I think it’s beautiful that creatures with tiny knives on their feet live there
A welcome sign with a tabby cat and behind it are the ruins of Largo di Torre ArgentinaA close up of the ruins One of the cats who lives at the sanctuary hiding behind some bushes
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
the possibility of owning a sports car only for getting out of the city and a French-Italian torment nexus with a suspension actuated by some proprietary formulation of gom jabbar and Malört appeals to me in a way that I’ll have to discuss with a mental health professional fund public transit
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
my brain immediately translates the words “living car-free” to “Citroën SM ownership”, because that’s what living without the need for a car could mean for me a car that works 40% of the time isn’t a daily means of conveyance - that’s a bus - it’s a slow descent into hydropneumatic delirium
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Zack Ford @zackford.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Fuck everyone who was "just asking questions" and just wanted to "protect children."
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 12/03/2026
Can this be a solution?
that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Ok so hear me out: The Blues Brothers but it’s Fugazi. Right? Right.
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Bart Harley Jarvis @williamzabka424.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Best one I’ve seen yet.
A post from someone named Smithauggie with a picture of Vada over Thomas J’s casket saying “he needs his glasses. He can’t see the Dow is over 50,000 without his glasses.”
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
“We’ve news of a parents’ riot in Leeds where a paedophile in a microlight committed an overhead perversion at Headingly Stadium. Police helicopters then chased him into pylons where he crashed screaming like a pig in a war.”
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
You’re not punk and I’m telling everyone.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Strong “I have an online girlfriend and she’s a model in Europe” energy. Such a fucking loser.
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Thoughts and prayers for something wonderful happening
Even Jeffery epstein hated you holding hands with lots and lots of ketamine
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
NEW: The @wired.com Security desk put together a comprehensive guide to filming ICE—with tips for reducing risk at the forefront. No paywall, but please consider subscribing to help find these kinds of resources. And stay safe out there. www.wired.com/story/how-to... www.wired.com/v2/offers/wi...
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How to Film ICE
Filming federal agents in public is legal, but avoiding a dangerous—even deadly—confrontation isn’t guaranteed. Here’s how to record ICE and CBP agents as safely as possible and have an impact.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS:

TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION

"Slip the switch" by flipping it while the trolley's front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt.
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Diane Ademu-John @junkyardmessiah.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
RIP. 😞 apple.news/Arq18UxhNS_y...
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Social media star Shirley Raines dies after years helping homeless in LA — Guardian US
Known as “Ms Shirley”, she used TikTok to bring food, dignity and hope to Skid Row and beyond
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I can't believe I'm writing this but: free Don Lemon.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Arresting Black journalists is also vice signaling. Their base is racist and hates journalists and they want to get them excited again. The mainstream media industry has never protected Black journalists or journalists of color the way it should.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
May Chuck Schumer get hyper-cancer or turbo-ebola for his constant sabotaging of the most basic reforms.
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
RIP to Catherine O’Hara who really one-upped the commitment to the general strike.
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Jason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
all y'all saying that we need to retrain these foaming at the mouth rabid dogs need to go get fucked to literal death www.denverpost.com/2026/01/23/c...
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ICE investigates after Colorado group says agents left ‘death cards’ in arrested immigrants’ abandoned cars
Immigration agents operating near Vail left branded ace of spades playing cards in cars left behind after immigrants’ arrests this week, an advocacy group alleged. ICE is investigating.
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti
Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti

“We are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact.

I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. 

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
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Kampf mit Kette @kampfmitkette.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
okay hear me out
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex Pretti was an ICU nurse serving veterans. He died trying to protect protestors being assaulted. A group of anonymous & masked men fired chemicals into his face, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him in broad daylight in front of witnesses. Then his government smeared him & defended his murder.
picture of Alex Pretti
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
They’ve been murdering and raping people in concentration camps for months. THIRTY TWO PEOPLE (that we know of) have been executed in those camps. The complicity line was crossed and LONG time ago.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 24/01/2026
Seeing the NYT switch to active voice feels like watching a seal holding back the apocalypse crack
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
[cough]
@charliekirk11
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The 2nd amendment is not for hunting, it is not for self protection
It is there to ensure that free people can defend themselves if god forbid government became tyrannical and turned against its citizens
4:22 PM • 3/3/18
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Kate Glenn @findingtangle.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This is loser messaging from a sitting elected representative. I don’t care if you’re angry, every conscious semi-moral person in the world is angry but most of us aren’t elected US politicians. He actually is and the best he can do is “accountability will come so long as our democracy survives”?!?!
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Kolina Koltai @koltai.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Our initial analysis is up. The video footage appears to show that the gun was taken away from the man before he was shot. He was UNARMED before any of the shots were fired.
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Ahmed Baba @ahmedbaba.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Every video I’ve seen directly contradicts the DHS narrative. They say he approached the officers armed and ready to “massacre law enforcement.” In reality, he was recording ICE then after they shoved a woman, he got in between them. They then surrounded him and killed him.
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jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1775
Paddington in Animorphs
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Sounds like personal bias to me.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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two men standing in front of a brick building with the words chris tell our people to tool up on the bottom
ALT: two men standing in front of a brick building with the words chris tell our people to tool up on the bottom
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Breaking NYT: The FBI agent who sought to investigate the federal immigration officer who fatally shot Renee Good has resigned from the bureau, according to two people familiar with the matter, after leadership pressured her to discontinue a civil rights inquiry into the officer.
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F.B.I. Agent Who Tried to Investigate ICE Officer in Shooting Resigns
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Hot new movie pitch idea: it’s a gritty take on Lolita with guns and the male lead is a suburban cop with a bald head and Oakley sunglasses. The title? Thumbert Thumbert!
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
LOS ANGELES: ICE is in Atwater Village today
Post from Nextdoor:
“ICE ALERT! They are pulling people out of their cars at COSTCO Atwater!”Screenshot of a text:
“there have been multiple sightings of ice agents in Atwater today please spread the words - they've been at Costco, goodwill, North Atwater Village”
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Are we sure DHS didn’t just copy/paste the part about weaponizing the vehicle from the Minnesota statements?
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Aram Shabanian @aramshabanian.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
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tmydytt @timmidyett.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
it's always nice to put a name to a face, especially when it is someone with a mask on who killed someone
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Chuck Schumer search history: -kente cloth lowest cost Amazon -ice Minneapolis lady black? -white women traditional wear -white women kente cloth?
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404 Media @404media.co · 07/01/2026
NEW: At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality. Our latest:
404media.co
DHS Is Lying To You About ICE Shooting a Woman
At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
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