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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events

@moltisantithots.bsky.social

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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

My pet rabbit's gone, T. The vet gave it to youth in Asia. "Euthanasia?" Yeah, some kid in China or some shıt, I don't know.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I don't worry about Tax Day. I'm a sovereign citizen, T.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Pope's weak on crime, T. It's our moment.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

If there's a Hungary, why ain't there a Thirsty?

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

The Turks and the Jews are fightin' now. It's like Bergen County out there, T.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

But T, I am Pagliacci.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Strait's back open, T. We got two weeks to get more Persian broads into the Bing.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I been thinkin' I might run for office. I don't need no positions or ideas. I'll just be a vessel for their dreams, T.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

They say the Easter Bunny brings Easter eggs, but they don't tell you where the eggs come from. The Easter Bunny don't lay 'em, obviously that's not possible, even with computers. What I'm sayin' is,

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

They hacked the FBI director, posted his pics and everything. Turns out he's a loser, T. Like every other fed.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Yeah, T. Nah, I can't make it tonight. I'm in Tehran. I'm negotiatin' with Iran.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Cesar Chavez, the boxer?

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

St. Patrick was gay, T. The snakes are a eucharism, or a euphemism, or whatever.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Are we winnin' the war, T? I can't tell no more.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I don't wanna get drafted for some war, T. I ain't even had a threeway yet.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Yeah Ton', it's me. The Cuba thing? Didn't go as planned.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

China's takin' over the world, T. They already got Chinese New Year's, next it'll be Chinese Columbus Day.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Ya like the flowers? Gas station was havin' a sale.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

"Super Bowl, it's-a no football. They use hands. Stupid-a fúcking game."

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I'm makin' a withdrawal. Gimme all my Bitcoins, ässhole.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

It's called Moltbook, it's like when your exes get together and share notes, but instead it's the machines you watch pörn on.

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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The feds are clippin' regular Americans for no reason now, not just Italians. We were right about them all along, T.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

They can't impeach him no matter what he does 'cause it ain't peach season. He's two steps ahead, T.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Mets got too many infielders now, T.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

He's called Claude, he's a lil French guy who lives in your phone and tells you what to do, like Napoleon.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

They're jerkin' off in Waymos, T. There's nobody else in there, so they're beatin' it. Sick shıt.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The feds are clippin' regular Americans for no reason now, not just Italians. We were right about them all along, T.

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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Yeah T, I know it's Christmas Eve. Nah, I can't make it. I'm in Venezuela tryin' ta get our oil back.

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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Shut the fuck up about Mamdani bein' a communionist or a socialite or whatever. I don't wanna hear it no more. He's the boss now.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

You remember that broad who cut the guy's dick off, Lauren Boebert? She's a fuckin' senator now, you believe that?

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @pauliesopinions.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Tonight your mother's ringin' in the New Year with my ding dong.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

I'm losin' my fantasy football championship. My guys played bad on purpose. It ain't fair, T.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Yeah T, I know it's Christmas Eve. Nah, I can't make it. I'm in Venezuela tryin' ta get our oil back.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I'm the new first baseman, T.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

The boss says Europe ain't our friend anymore, not even Italy. The old country's out, T.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

You never hear about the pilgrims anymore, T. It's because they sailed with Columbus.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

He's old, he's usin' the autopen, and grocery prices are up. Trump's basically Joe Biden, T.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

I should run for office, T. Low-profile, maybe comptroller, somethin' like that. Lotta money in this shıt.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Trump's too broke to feed poor people, T. Says it's an emergency.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

I've been taking my drinks neat, T. Because fuck ICE.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Shut the fuck up about Mamdani bein' a communionist or a socialite or whatever. I don't wanna hear it no more. He's the boss now.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Chuck Schumer's kind of a pussy, T.

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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Cuomo hired me to say Mamdani's people beat me up, T.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

My SNAP benefits ran out, T.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Maybe Isaac Chotiner could interview you, Christopher.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

I got my Halloween costume on, T. Nah, not a baseball player — I'm a loser.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Everything thing I post on here is off the record, T. I use signals.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

We just got the White House East Wing job. Maybe we should ask for the money up front, T.

Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

George Santos is back on the streets. He's already earning, T.