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Kyle Hyatt

@kylejhyatt.bsky.social
294 followers 92 following 362 posts

LA car weirdo, moto-tragic, cat enthusiast, stoke lord. My terrible opinions are my own. (he/him/his)

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
BMW when Sony called with the idea: oh thank you kind sirs. we are but a struggling start-up desperate for funds. just trying to make cars that we hope people enjoy, good sirs. thank you for believing in us. of course we will advertise your fine film. to all our drivers
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If you’ve never listened to Carry The Zero while on approach to LAX at sunset… man, fuck.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I stand by “Shrek of the Edmund Fitzgerald”
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
What’s a slightly embarrassing album that’s deeply formative for you? For me it’s the first Father John Misty record. It’s about moving from Seattle to LA and came out when I did the same. Sadly it’s an LA that hasn’t existed since COVID, full of mystery and joy and darkness.
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Father John Misty - Fear Fun [FULL ALBUM STREAM]
YouTube video by Sub Pop
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Nostalgia used to be a lot better.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Thus always to the Incel Camino.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Wow. That particular suitcase sure has a lot of handles.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
There is no such joy in the Lotus as on the repairs (serious) thereto.
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cumdogg millionaire @3titter.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
As a farm worker in a state that doesn't allow overtime for farm workers, Katie Porter can fuck off
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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Strait's back open, T. We got two weeks to get more Persian broads into the Bing.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
All completely true, but them being not as bad doesn’t absolve their sins or un-murder the people that didn’t make it to CNN. I’m not disagreeing with you, just trying to always consider everything in its context.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
True but it’s not as if the last few democratic administrations have had squeaky clean hands either
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Whether it's Trump threatening a nuclear war on Truth Social or Hillary Clinton sharing risotto recipes by email, both leaders made controversial use of digital communication.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Waiting for all the dem fundraising calls to hit my phone like if we just give them a little more money, they’ll fix everything.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
But she had a funny fake voice!
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This assumes that there will be a next administration and that these motherless fucks aren’t planning a coup. I’m not a conspiracy guy but it seems like that’s the way it’s headed.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This feels like a recruiting drive for incels? youtu.be/59NORGNnWlQ?...
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The Emperor Protects: A Warhammer 40,000 Musical
YouTube video by Warhammer 40,000
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Whit EM @whittyrem.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My Ides of March fun fact is that the place where Caesar was stabbed is now a cat sanctuary, and I think it’s beautiful that creatures with tiny knives on their feet live there
A welcome sign with a tabby cat and behind it are the ruins of Largo di Torre ArgentinaA close up of the ruins One of the cats who lives at the sanctuary hiding behind some bushes
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
We (disgustingly and jokingly) refer to this phenomenon as Second Harvest in our house. Thanks Jason Mantzoukas.
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
the possibility of owning a sports car only for getting out of the city and a French-Italian torment nexus with a suspension actuated by some proprietary formulation of gom jabbar and Malört appeals to me in a way that I’ll have to discuss with a mental health professional fund public transit
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
my brain immediately translates the words “living car-free” to “Citroën SM ownership”, because that’s what living without the need for a car could mean for me a car that works 40% of the time isn’t a daily means of conveyance - that’s a bus - it’s a slow descent into hydropneumatic delirium
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Zack Ford @zackford.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Fuck everyone who was "just asking questions" and just wanted to "protect children."
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 12/03/2026
Can this be a solution?
that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Roadshow sticker!
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Until this guy drops a pair of dark sunglasses and lights up a lucky strike.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Wait’ll you’re assailed and impaled with monster truck force!
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Farkle or whatever it’s called rules. Dirty peasant Yahtzee!
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Gene is a weirdo who lived in our backyard until we duped her into walking into our house. She’s a real cutie though and worth it for sure. Keeping fingers crossed for your lil bud.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It’s insane. My wife and I just spent like $4k on teeth extractions for our latest rescue. Vet stuff always feels borderline predatory and I hate it because I can’t not participate in that system and be a responsible pet owner. That said this bitch has 2 teeth left and is thriving.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Missiles but they’re withering takes on Iranian fashion trends. Blame millennials when it all catches up. I’ll take my 20% in goblin-made silver, please.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Missles but they’re deepfakes. Blame rogue AI when it all catches up. I’ll take my 20% in gold, please.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
They tried this with car writers too, and reached out to me post-Jalopnik. Then I found out that they had a hiring ban on people from California because their practices (freelancer exclusivity without benefits) were deemed illegal here.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
God he sucks.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Ok so hear me out: The Blues Brothers but it’s Fugazi. Right? Right.
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Bart Harley Jarvis @williamzabka424.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Best one I’ve seen yet.
A post from someone named Smithauggie with a picture of Vada over Thomas J’s casket saying “he needs his glasses. He can’t see the Dow is over 50,000 without his glasses.”
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a black and white photo of two children and a goat in a barn
ALT: a black and white photo of two children and a goat in a barn
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Whaddya call an act like that? The aristocrats!
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Quadraspazzed on a life glug
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
“We’ve news of a parents’ riot in Leeds where a paedophile in a microlight committed an overhead perversion at Headingly Stadium. Police helicopters then chased him into pylons where he crashed screaming like a pig in a war.”
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
You’re not punk and I’m telling everyone.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
They got the date wrong and the last baby thing, but they nailed Stephen Miller’s look 100%.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Baby Please Don’t Leave is basically stoner doom metal and I’m so here for it. Just the nastiest guitar tone and drum sound.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Petit Ecolier would be on mine, but I’d have TimTam, the raspberry sandwich cookies from IKEA and Thin Mints (right from the freezer)
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Strong “I have an online girlfriend and she’s a model in Europe” energy. Such a fucking loser.
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Thoughts and prayers for something wonderful happening
Even Jeffery epstein hated you holding hands with lots and lots of ketamine
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
NEW: The @wired.com Security desk put together a comprehensive guide to filming ICE—with tips for reducing risk at the forefront. No paywall, but please consider subscribing to help find these kinds of resources. And stay safe out there. www.wired.com/story/how-to... www.wired.com/v2/offers/wi...
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How to Film ICE
Filming federal agents in public is legal, but avoiding a dangerous—even deadly—confrontation isn’t guaranteed. Here’s how to record ICE and CBP agents as safely as possible and have an impact.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS:

TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION

"Slip the switch" by flipping it while the trolley's front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt.
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Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Transverse turbo inline six! Peak Volvo.
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Diane Ademu-John @junkyardmessiah.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
RIP. 😞 apple.news/Arq18UxhNS_y...
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Social media star Shirley Raines dies after years helping homeless in LA — Guardian US
Known as “Ms Shirley”, she used TikTok to bring food, dignity and hope to Skid Row and beyond
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