Reposted by Kyle Hyattthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026BMW when Sony called with the idea: oh thank you kind sirs. we are but a struggling start-up desperate for funds. just trying to make cars that we hope people enjoy, good sirs. thank you for believing in us. of course we will advertise your fine film. to all our drivers 1525132
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026If you’ve never listened to Carry The Zero while on approach to LAX at sunset… man, fuck. 030
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026What’s a slightly embarrassing album that’s deeply formative for you? For me it’s the first Father John Misty record. It’s about moving from Seattle to LA and came out when I did the same. Sadly it’s an LA that hasn’t existed since COVID, full of mystery and joy and darkness.youtube.comFather John Misty - Fear Fun [FULL ALBUM STREAM]YouTube video by Sub Pop 000
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Wow. That particular suitcase sure has a lot of handles. 010
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026There is no such joy in the Lotus as on the repairs (serious) thereto. 010
Reposted by Kyle Hyattcumdogg millionaire @3titter.bsky.social · 13/04/2026As a farm worker in a state that doesn't allow overtime for farm workers, Katie Porter can fuck off 432819
Reposted by Kyle HyattChristopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Strait's back open, T. We got two weeks to get more Persian broads into the Bing. 543149
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026All completely true, but them being not as bad doesn’t absolve their sins or un-murder the people that didn’t make it to CNN. I’m not disagreeing with you, just trying to always consider everything in its context. 100
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026True but it’s not as if the last few democratic administrations have had squeaky clean hands either 100
Reposted by Kyle HyattNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Whether it's Trump threatening a nuclear war on Truth Social or Hillary Clinton sharing risotto recipes by email, both leaders made controversial use of digital communication. 161065157
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Waiting for all the dem fundraising calls to hit my phone like if we just give them a little more money, they’ll fix everything. 140
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026This assumes that there will be a next administration and that these motherless fucks aren’t planning a coup. I’m not a conspiracy guy but it seems like that’s the way it’s headed. 010
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026This feels like a recruiting drive for incels? youtu.be/59NORGNnWlQ?...youtu.beThe Emperor Protects: A Warhammer 40,000 MusicalYouTube video by Warhammer 40,000 010
Reposted by Kyle HyattWhit EM @whittyrem.bsky.social · 15/03/2026My Ides of March fun fact is that the place where Caesar was stabbed is now a cat sanctuary, and I think it’s beautiful that creatures with tiny knives on their feet live there 4943281438
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 12/03/2026We (disgustingly and jokingly) refer to this phenomenon as Second Harvest in our house. Thanks Jason Mantzoukas. 000
Reposted by Kyle HyattÉquipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 12/03/2026the possibility of owning a sports car only for getting out of the city and a French-Italian torment nexus with a suspension actuated by some proprietary formulation of gom jabbar and Malört appeals to me in a way that I’ll have to discuss with a mental health professional fund public transit 0392
Reposted by Kyle HyattÉquipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 12/03/2026my brain immediately translates the words “living car-free” to “Citroën SM ownership”, because that’s what living without the need for a car could mean for me a car that works 40% of the time isn’t a daily means of conveyance - that’s a bus - it’s a slow descent into hydropneumatic delirium 11647
Reposted by Kyle HyattZack Ford @zackford.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Fuck everyone who was "just asking questions" and just wanted to "protect children." 218845
Reposted by Kyle HyattFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 12/03/2026Can this be a solution? 274271771
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Until this guy drops a pair of dark sunglasses and lights up a lucky strike. 020
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Wait’ll you’re assailed and impaled with monster truck force! 010
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Farkle or whatever it’s called rules. Dirty peasant Yahtzee! 110
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Gene is a weirdo who lived in our backyard until we duped her into walking into our house. She’s a real cutie though and worth it for sure. Keeping fingers crossed for your lil bud. 000
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 07/03/2026It’s insane. My wife and I just spent like $4k on teeth extractions for our latest rescue. Vet stuff always feels borderline predatory and I hate it because I can’t not participate in that system and be a responsible pet owner. That said this bitch has 2 teeth left and is thriving. 110
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Missiles but they’re withering takes on Iranian fashion trends. Blame millennials when it all catches up. I’ll take my 20% in goblin-made silver, please. 120
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Missles but they’re deepfakes. Blame rogue AI when it all catches up. I’ll take my 20% in gold, please. 130
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026They tried this with car writers too, and reached out to me post-Jalopnik. Then I found out that they had a hiring ban on people from California because their practices (freelancer exclusivity without benefits) were deemed illegal here. 0162
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Ok so hear me out: The Blues Brothers but it’s Fugazi. Right? Right. 000
Reposted by Kyle HyattBart Harley Jarvis @williamzabka424.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Best one I’ve seen yet. 017642
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 12/02/2026media.tenor.coma black and white photo of two children and a goat in a barnALT: a black and white photo of two children and a goat in a barn 100
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 12/02/2026“We’ve news of a parents’ riot in Leeds where a paedophile in a microlight committed an overhead perversion at Headingly Stadium. Police helicopters then chased him into pylons where he crashed screaming like a pig in a war.” 210
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 03/02/2026They got the date wrong and the last baby thing, but they nailed Stephen Miller’s look 100%. 000
Reposted by Kyle HyattPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc 37265196074
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Baby Please Don’t Leave is basically stoner doom metal and I’m so here for it. Just the nastiest guitar tone and drum sound. 010
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Petit Ecolier would be on mine, but I’d have TimTam, the raspberry sandwich cookies from IKEA and Thin Mints (right from the freezer) 010
Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Strong “I have an online girlfriend and she’s a model in Europe” energy. Such a fucking loser. 020
Reposted by Kyle HyattSKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Thoughts and prayers for something wonderful happening 111041154
Reposted by Kyle HyattAndrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 31/01/2026NEW: The @wired.com Security desk put together a comprehensive guide to filming ICE—with tips for reducing risk at the forefront. No paywall, but please consider subscribing to help find these kinds of resources. And stay safe out there. www.wired.com/story/how-to... www.wired.com/v2/offers/wi...wired.comHow to Film ICEFilming federal agents in public is legal, but avoiding a dangerous—even deadly—confrontation isn’t guaranteed. Here’s how to record ICE and CBP agents as safely as possible and have an impact. 4436522372
Reposted by Kyle HyattPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome 3984702436
Reposted by Kyle HyattDiane Ademu-John @junkyardmessiah.bsky.social · 30/01/2026RIP. 😞 apple.news/Arq18UxhNS_y...apple.newsSocial media star Shirley Raines dies after years helping homeless in LA — Guardian USKnown as “Ms Shirley”, she used TikTok to bring food, dignity and hope to Skid Row and beyond 18929