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@kyle.st
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Not a Hotpot poser. I’m actually just the opposite.

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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 17h
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 15/09/2026
it’s bad luck to be superstitious
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 28/09/2026
working with count dracula and I have to invite him into every single google doc
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 25/07/2023
in the checkout line making small talk with the cashier but forgetting not everyone has an EGOT like I do: so how did you get your Tony award?
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JLP @jlp.systems · 26/09/2026
oblique strategies
a sign by a paved path that says “STAY OFF COURSE”
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 26/09/2026
due to shrinkflation a stitch in time only saves 8 now
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Science Corp @science.xyz · 24/09/2026
Blind Stargardt patient reads letter again in PRIMA by Science clinical trial. Stargardt disease destroys central vision. There is no treatment that brings it back. This clinical trial patient was diagnosed with Stargardt disease and became legally blind – he could no longer read or recognize faces
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 23/09/2026
hedging my best
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 23/09/2026
I think you can learn a lot about a clown from his car
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 20/09/2026
Non-decorative grapes
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 19/09/2026
a regular pumpkin
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unsolicited, unpaid-for suggestion from a guy who hates politics podcasts: I just really, really love Election Profitmakers. It’s hosted by @jonkimball.bsky.social and Get Your War On’s David Rees. It used to be about prediction markets before that became a disease. Now it’s just very funny.
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Episode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.
Election Profit Makers · Episode
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
lolt64 tweets:
TheTruster followed you
New message from TheTruster
I believe you.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 16/09/2026
hot sloppable
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dame @dame.is · 15/09/2026
i would like your help with a social art project this post is the project the goal is for this post to receive ZERO likes… only replies, reposts, or quotes once it's liked, replies are immediately disabled, thereby finishing the piece this is take #33 dame.is/creating/ratioed/33
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 15/09/2026
it’s bad luck to be superstitious
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 11/09/2026
putting a ton of work into very stupid ideas in ways that just make everything worse for everyone!
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 09/09/2026
bro u got to put yourself into the pudding frame of mind
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026
“I remember googling the word ‘stupid’ for the first time, reading the definition, and thinking, ‘Holy shit—this is me,’ ” — Derrick Henard
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Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
CARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem...
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Open world Mr Bean game
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 07/09/2026
penjamin pocket
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 06/09/2026
Nonhomogeneous mouthfeel
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 04/09/2026
best way to accept imperfection?
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 03/09/2026
Six words a cheese monger hates to hear
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 02/09/2026
How good could a king Wenceslas even be?
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 31/08/2026
classically trained phlebotomist
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 31/08/2026
welcome back to today’s episode of Sui Generis or So Generic!
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 31/08/2026
wizards have 13 for magic but only one for love 💔
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 31/08/2026
do they even know it’s vision month in Germany??
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 24/08/2026
A cartoon by Tommy Siegel and Dan Kirkwood. See all the cartoons from the issue: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/c0huzO
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 28/08/2026
literally no im not starting the day without hotdrink
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 27/08/2026
nothing more wholesome than a 5 line pull request
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Kevin Powell @kevinpowell.co · 26/08/2026
Scroll-triggered animations that fire once and stay without any JavaScript. The trick is using animation-play-state to pause the animation when it's out of view. www.youtube.com/watch?v=onra...
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Nobody told me CSS could do this
YouTube video by Kevin Powell
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 24/08/2026
you ever get a 2fa code that makes you think wow it’s gonna be a great week!!!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Saying these affirmations every day makes you stronger. Believing them makes you smarter.
The image contains text with a humorous affirmation theme. It reads: "Warrior Affirmations. My dentist has no power over me. I will not submit. I will not comply. I will not get an erection when she presses her cold, tiny mirror against my tongue."
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 23/08/2026
Alaska by cruise ship
Black and white photo of the starboard side of the stern of a cruise ship that fills one half of the photo’s width and its full height. In the background are muted gray mountains, trees, and water that fill the bottom fifth of the view.Photograph of a security camera with a bright white case and black hemispherical cover in front of mountain with two subtle tones of a warmer and cooler gray and teal-toned blue water reflecting the lightly clouded sky and mountains and specked with ice. The camera is mounted on a curved post that extends diagonally out of the frame. The very bottom of the dark black lens reflects a half circle of the bright blue ocean below it.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
look at how seamlessly they transitioned from “we must evaluate Arday’s life and work no matter the motives of his critics” to the opposite position: defending Cofnas because of his critics’ motivations, no matter the quality of his work
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 22/08/2026
yah lake dease nuts
A dark green vintage White Pass & Yukon railcar, LAKE DEASE spelled out along its flank in gold serif capitals, sits behind a barricade
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Mystery Pop @baseten.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Walk cucks are trying to stopmogg our drivemaxxing culture again.
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
An old tweet from twitter user Ppallo. Part of a series of two, so included as a screenshot. It's about how I accidentally joined a supervillain society, and about my wife cheating on me. All in good fun. I hope the wind blows your way today. That's not the tweet, that was more of a good wish to end the Alt text. I realise that could be confusing. Apologies Second part of a tweet, quoting the first one in the series. It's lists who were in the supervillain gang with me. I like the Lady Hog / Hog-Lady bit here.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 18/08/2026
the cruise ship can track my every location and every host knows who I am but I can’t set some preferences for no small talk???
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Disturbing @adambonica.bsky.social analysis of the Democratic scam PAC ecosystem and how the tactics they employ are also used by mainstream party orgs and elected officials to take advantage of vulnerable seniors data4democracy.substack.com/p/hook-and-s...
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I can achieve anything I put my mind to unless it’s boring or too hard.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
As I make the jump to hyperspace, I realize I left the baby on top of the ship.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 15/08/2026
it’s 2026 how have they STILL not made a pool you can go in with active diarrhea???
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 14/08/2026
I know it’s a character flaw and a shortcoming on my part but I hate to see an a cappella group that’s having fun
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 14/08/2026
What are some of the stocks that are going to go up?
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