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@kyle.st
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Not a Hotpot poser. I’m actually just the opposite.

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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 24/08/2026
View from a cruise ship deck: wood-and-glass railing in the foreground, a tidewater glacier meeting ice-strewn gray water, jagged snow-capped mountains behind under scattered clouds. The angles of railing nod to the angles of the mountains in the background. Red-and-white Skagway tour bus blurred with motion, passing behind a foreground of tall green roadside grass and wildflowers under a flat gray sky.Black-and-white low-angle shot of two cruise ship lifeboats hung on davits, tilted diagonally against a bright overcast sky.Black-and-white vertical of Johns Hopkins Inlet, Glacier Bay National Park: glassy water dotted with small ice chunks, steep rock walls on both sides, Johns Hopkins Glacier and snow peaks at the far end under light cloud cover.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 24/08/2026
A dark mine tunnel with a wet walkway between metal railings, lit by a single bright light in the distance. Silhouetted figures walk toward the light; two cables catch the glow along the right-hand rock wall.Miners’ brass check-in tags hang from hooks on a decaying mine wall of peeling white, blue, and orange paint. Tags 32, 34, and 35 remain below numbered placards. Rows of empty hooks mark where the rest of the crew’s tags once hung.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 24/08/2026
Say hi to Darth 👋 @darthbluesky.bsky.social
An elderly Alaskan malamute lies in the shade of a pale yellow slat fence on a gravel yard. A hand-painted wooden sign on the fence reads: “Hi! My name is Darth. I’m 15 years old. I’m shy but I love treats!” Long fence shadows stripe the ground in the foreground.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 23/08/2026
British Columbia by dog
Photograph of a cream-colored sled dog in a blue collar, mouth open and teeth visible, shot from a low perspective and wide angle against a blue sky. Ropes and a carabiner cross the foreground diagonally. I don't remember the dog's name, I'm sorry.Photograph of a team of sled dogs in harness pulling along a gravel trail, seen from the musher's perspective. A band of spruce forest crosses the middle of the frame below a steep mountainside with clouds catching its far ridge.Photograph of a dark brown sled dog at Tutshi Sleddog Tours facing the camera at close range, tongue out, wearing a faded pink collar and a harness clipped to a picket line. A cream-colored dog, a parked side-by-side, and sunlit spruce trees fill the background at left. Lens flare dots the dog's forehead. I don't remember the dog's name, I'm sorry.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 23/08/2026
Yukon by air
Soft-focus photograph of the pale glacial Tutshi River cascading through a rocky canyon in northern British Columbia, as seen from the Yukon Suspension Bridge through spruce branches that frame the top and both sides. A band of sunlit forest crosses the upper third below a shadowed mountainside. Only some of the branches at the edges are sharp.Photograph of a Tlingit killer whale crest carving atop a plain wooden pole at Carcross Commons, Yukon. The whale has a black body, white belly, formline-painted face and fins in red, black, and blue. The whale swims in a clear blue sky. Out-of-focus purple flower spikes frame the left and right edges, with interpretive panels about Skookum Jim Mason blurred along the bottom.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 23/08/2026
Alaska by cruise ship
Black and white photo of the starboard side of the stern of a cruise ship that fills one half of the photo’s width and its full height. In the background are muted gray mountains, trees, and water that fill the bottom fifth of the view.Photograph of a security camera with a bright white case and black hemispherical cover in front of mountain with two subtle tones of a warmer and cooler gray and teal-toned blue water reflecting the lightly clouded sky and mountains and specked with ice. The camera is mounted on a curved post that extends diagonally out of the frame. The very bottom of the dark black lens reflects a half circle of the bright blue ocean below it.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 22/08/2026
yah lake dease nuts
A dark green vintage White Pass & Yukon railcar, LAKE DEASE spelled out along its flank in gold serif capitals, sits behind a barricade
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 25/06/2026
IT WAS THE GOOSE THAT CREATED VALUE, BRO
Guy yelling about the wicked witch of the east, bro
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 19/06/2026
Starter pack meme image with a picture of an onion, olive oil, salt and garlic. The text reads “The ‘wow what are you cooking, that smells so good’ starter pack:”
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 13/05/2026
A crow lifting off from a concrete seawall at dusk, caught mid-ascent with wings fully spread and backlit, legs still tucked beneath it. The bird is sharp against a gradient sky that runs from dim blue at the top to warm orange near the horizon. The Marin headlands sit as a low silhouette behind the wall. The seawall runs across the lower third of the frame with evenly spaced rectangular gaps showing slivers of bay water behind it. The bird is positioned in the upper center, slightly right of the wall’s midpoint.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 21/03/2026
Ready to go!
Screenshot of my drafts folder with a post queued up that says “Donald Trump just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!”
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 18/02/2026
→
T-Rex
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 04/02/2026
Mario handing back the crown saying “you dropped this” meme
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 25/01/2026
new pfp
A photo of me towards the camera with my head pointed at an angle and down slightly. A circle of light centered near my ear and extending to the bridge of my nose illuminates part of my face with light that is slightly brighter and harsher than the rest of the image. I am standing against a dark gray, almost black background, dressed in a black shirt.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 28/11/2025
Simpsons meme with Marge saying “that’s true but he shouldn’t say it”
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 26/11/2025
Hans Moleman meme with him in the phone booth saying “no that’s too big” but he’s saying “no that’s too vulgar” to grok
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 09/11/2025
Meme showing a grumpy child with a backpack photoshopped in front of a colorful Buddhist “Wheel of Life” (Bhavachakra) painting. The caption reads: “He thought the cycle of death and rebirth was for one lifetime only! He MAD!!”
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 31/10/2025
🫡
Me wearing a sea anemone costume made from dusty pink balloon animal balloons taped to a round laundry basket with its bottom cut off. I am wearing a clown fish hat.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 31/10/2025
Sea anemone
Me wearing a sea anemone costume made from dusty pink balloon animal balloons taped to a round laundry basket with its bottom cut off. I am wearing a clown fish hat.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 24/10/2025
artisanal 8.5x11
A long strip of paper in a paper cutter
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 18/10/2025
A brass wire triangle hangs in front of a textured pink and purple painting. Inside the triangle is a frosted glass cone holding a soft gray-green felt plant. Behind it, layers of pink and purple paint catch a column of sunlight.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 08/10/2025
A white candle stands unlit in a brass chamberstick. Around it, misshapen gourds rest in shadow beside a gleaming, spiral brass vessel. It's autumnal as fuck.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 25/08/2025
Don Draper elevator meme… “I feel bad for you” / “I don’t think about me at all”
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 14/08/2025
just for fun 😌
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 11/08/2025
🤔
They hated Jesus because he told them the truth meme
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 04/08/2025
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 03/08/2025
#fittedsheetflex
A perfectly folded fitted sheet on a dark gray carpet
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 22/05/2025
iOS has a background noise feature that works through speakers and headphones that I love for this sort of thing
Screenshot of a settings panel in iOS showing a “background sounds” menu with options like “ocean” and “bright noise”
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 26/04/2025
this week’s flowers
A vibrant floral arrangement in a faceted glass vase featuring spiky orange and yellow Leucospermum resembling fireworks, pink Protea, white Calla Lilies, yellow Craspedia balls, and eucalyptus greenery.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 13/04/2025
flowers for the week
Close up photo of purple/blue irises surrounded by several birds of paradise flowers.Photo of a bouquet of flowers made up of purple/blue irises and several birds of paradise flowers. The flowers are dramatically lit in such a way that it is easy to see the birdlike shape of the flowers.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 12/04/2025
Closeup photo of a packet of Stash premium mangosteen green tea. It is a medium purple color with white, gold, and black writing on it.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 06/04/2025
This week’s flowers 💐
Tight black and white photo of flowers including peonies and dark poppies with dramatic lighting. The flowers fill most of the frame, with a small amount of black background visible at the top.A dark and moody photograph of an arrangement of pink, red and white flowers, including pink peonies and dark red poppies, in a round glass vase sitting on a wooden table. There is a shallow depth of field bringing only part of the bouquet into focus.Black and white photo of a flower arrangement including peonies and dark poppies with dramatic lighting illuminating just the top of the bouquet. The lit flowers fill the top third of the image and the rest is dark, nearly black.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 23/03/2025
A screenshot from the “top of the muffin to you” episode of Seinfeld, but muffin has been crudely replaced with the word “dishwasher”
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 19/03/2025
Chuck Schumer from that terrible interview with Chris Hayes with a speech bubble
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 13/03/2025
The fish hat with little lamb’s post on it: It is better to be feared than loved, said the fish. Ah, replied the woman, but love will melt the ice of the fisherman’s cruel heart
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 13/03/2025
Name a show you’re positive no one remembers, but you 📺
The opening title card for 1992’s The Tomorrow People with three cast members standing in view.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 09/03/2025
Gort from The Day the Earth Stood Still with a quote bubble overtop
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 09/03/2025
this week's flowers
An arrangement of various white flowers and eucalyptus in a clear, cylindrical vase sitting on a hardwood table with a green runner.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 15/02/2025
buddy, they let anyone fuck the fusilli
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 13/02/2025
zesty lemon mousse girlfriend
Photo of the front of a bakery window with a lemon sweet treat that has a sign that says “Zesty Lemon Mousse GF”
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 29/01/2025
pfp update 🚨
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 18/01/2025
this week’s flowers (feat. Tuberose)
An arrangement of flowers with white and pink flowers in a black vase sitting on a table with painting supplies and a white ceramic coffee mug.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 13/01/2025
found a penny #foundpenny
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 11/01/2025
can somebody who knows more about lemon pigs tell me if this bodes well or?
A lemon pig holding on to its lucky penny but slowly turning a dark greenish black color in large splotchy patches.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 11/01/2025
watch your back…
An illustration of Blondie’s husband, the sandwich man himself, Dagwood.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 10/01/2025
i bring home a new gal every night of the week
Photo of a gallon of milk
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 07/01/2025
House of Leaves (Danielewski)
A photo from the book CSS the Definitive Guide (5th edition) demonstrating how line breaks work in CSS while making a visually cluttered box with text going in multiple directions.
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 01/01/2025
here we go again
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 31/12/2024
post ur pig
Wide angle close up shot of a lemon pig with houseplants in the background
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k҉yl͢e @kyle.st · 31/12/2024
One more for all you freaks and weirdos that definitely doesn’t cut off right before I start making a bunch of mistakes
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