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kybard @kybard.com · 16/09/2026
watch me fight tonight, plus a lot of other people fighting to raise money for cancer research: bxngtv.com/haymakers-fo...
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BXNG TV Presents Haymakers for Hope Show Live Stream 09/15/2026 - BXNG
Watch BXNG The Next Generation, live from Atlanta, GA – Featuring Elvin Gambarov, Sean Hemphill, Dushane Crooks, Dacarree Scott, Deonte Brown and more…to get access log on to BXNGTV.COM
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i've been working in sports media for quite a long time now, but i'll be honest, i've never bothered to learn the names of any of the players in any sport. i have no idea who the hell any of these people are. i just look at the ball
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kybard @kybard.com · 23/08/2026
another random thought about FFVII REBIRTH: making every town in this game into a bustling tourist trap is incredibly weird! it flattens the pacing and variety but also does really odd things to the underlying storytelling especially in places like cosmo canyon
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kybard @kybard.com · 21/08/2026
reminder: I'm boxing for Haymakers for Hope in September, raising money for cancer research. (I've asked for my donations to go to The Cancer Network, which focuses on improving care and outcomes for LGBTQIA+ people with cancer) support me if you can! haymakersforhope.org/events/boxin...
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Chuck Sebian-Lander
Haymakers for Hope's mission is to knockout cancer the only way we know how, by literally fighting for a cure.
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David Allison @chimpchomp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@realinfowars.bsky.social please have Merritt on to discuss this
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kybard @kybard.com · 07/08/2026
in september I'll be boxing for charity. come see me at the anthem and/or donate to the effort of me getting punched and/or delivering punches: haymakersforhope.org/events/boxin...
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Chuck Sebian-Lander
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kybard @kybard.com · 27/07/2026
how is it that FFVII REBIRTH can have 7,000 mods like "tifa realistic boobs photorealistic areolas" but not a single mod I can find that lets me kill chadley
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 19/07/2026
Hey there Delilah I have partnered up with Draft Kings You’re a thousand miles away but you can still bet on sports teams With a tap Sign up now for $200 bonus cash When you download the app
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Brielle 💖 @briellebear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Please look after yourself and your mental health but don’t forget that if you want a village you need to be a villager too. The only way we get through all of this is together
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I enjoyed The Odyssey (2026) but I have one historical nitpick. The phrase “Jiminy Christmas” is a minced oath for “Jesus Christ”. As the story is set around 1200 B.C. it is unlikely that Odysseus would have said the phrase even once, let alone the dozens of times he says it in the film
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kybard @kybard.com · 16/07/2026
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FINAL FANTASY 7: CRISIS CORE: stories are not universes
I hate prequels. I hate them conceptually, which is to say I hate the idea of prequels as opposed to any particular prequel. there are go...
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Relatedly I think Chappell Roan should be allowed to kill people
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I truly believe "mean girl vibes" has to be one of the worst phrases to gain popularity over the last few years. For when you've chosen to hate a woman (always a woman; there's no "mean guy vibes" phrase equivalent!) for no discernible reason and you've decided that makes it her fault
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Harris Foster - Biddy Blas FAN ACCOUNT @harris.zone · 07/07/2026
oh so it's like rocket league but with people
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
People always call it difficulty, but what people appreciate about silksong, dark souls, mina, is just that it actually asks you to interact with the game mechanics(i.e. you WILL learn how this boss fight works, or you won't play anymore) and that's in contrast to AAA games that smooth out the ride
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kybard @kybard.com · 12/06/2026
"can't cook with cold grease" has been written on the chalkboards at my gym more than once. indeed. love this place may die here
me at the end of a hot as hell workout, standing by the thermostatthe thermostat reads 91 degrees, probably an objectively insane temperature for a gym to be
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mark leidner @markleidner.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
hey man is everything ok? I noticed a blinkered venality beclouding the redemptive potential of all your aesthetic grasping
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I made a Mortal Kombat pattern of Sub-Zero, Scorpion, and Reptile performing Fatalities on each other.
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kybard @kybard.com · 30/05/2026
biblically accurate hamburger
it's the Sandwiches of History guy in a youtube thumbnail where he superimposed his face in the center of a picture of a hamburger sandwich thing, and the cut sandwich halves look like angel wings
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ian @iantothemax.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
i disagree with aftermath's justifications for covering forza horizon 6 because even small acts of solidarity are meaningful but also because they've abdicated responsibilities they gave themselves tellthemidied.blog/2026/05/25/i...
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i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed
let’s talk about aftermath’s coverage of its forza horizon 6 coverage
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i often think about this review
Letterboxd screenshot
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022

Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.
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kybard @kybard.com · 14/05/2026
unreasonably satisfying
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kybard @kybard.com · 14/05/2026
me and my friend sonic telling kids not to do the lame drugs. stick to uppers kids
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kybard @kybard.com · 14/05/2026
I'm so sorry mister chief.....
I'm holding the pistol from HALO and I'm aiming at Master Chief with a grim resolve
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kybard @kybard.com · 11/05/2026
mountain big
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kybard @kybard.com · 09/05/2026
lots of places I'm seeing in Europe making me think "is this a DARK SOULS???"
eyy I'm at a castle here (it's the walls of piran)eyy I'm in a cave castle here (predjama castle)
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kybard @kybard.com · 08/05/2026
I know batman's in this cave somewhere. I'm going to find the bastard
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kybard @kybard.com · 07/05/2026
this style of cherub sculpture looks like nothing to me more than an incredulous Maya Rudolph
an incredulous Maya Rudolph
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kybard @kybard.com · 07/05/2026
I'm an idiot
A sculpture on the side of St. Nicholas Cathedral in Ljubljana, Slovenia. the name reads "S. HERMAGORAS"Shuma Gorath
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Mike the Perpetual Student @sacwriter.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
My experience is that for men who see women as equals, treat them openly with respect and dignity, there is no male loneliness epidemic.
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Why was I invited to Beast Studios? youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4
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Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
YouTube video by Folding Ideas
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kybard @kybard.com · 04/04/2026
trying to will into existence that there's a 10-minute one-shot in SUPER MARIO GALAXY in which mario eats a bad mushroom and shits, vomits, and sobs himself to death. will never see the movie, will always insist this scene is in there
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kybard @kybard.com · 30/03/2026
own your very own Slightly Melted DeForest Kelley
it's a Dr. Leonard McCoy (played by DeForest Kelley) posable action figure. the face is troubling
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
i wish i could describe the sort of posts i wanted to see, and then some sort of coding agent would build the feed i described. i wish an orb of mercury would grow enough blades to pierce the heart of every person who ever wronged me. i hope that if i die with enough hate in my heart god will go mad
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Marcus @marcusjmerritt.com · 14/07/2025
A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything
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kybard @kybard.com · 30/03/2026
scared the shit out of my cat reacting to the end of duke-uconn, maybe the craziest thing I've ever seen in college ball?
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
being catholic and transphobic is so corny dawg you think your god turned himself into sourdough you can’t be acting like that
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Satanic Manic @killhamster.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Adrienne @adrienneleigh.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hey, folks, one of my dearest friends who just lost their job recently owes the IRS $700. They feel really unsafe having their name/payment info online so i'm acting as their go-between; paypal is below, cashapp is $AdrienneLeigh. Put 'IRS' in the note and i will pass it to them directly.
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Pay Utilitarienne using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/utilitarienne and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Valscarie Howlla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 25/02/2026
it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I think I’m gonna dump this communist nonsense and become a centrist. I agree that there are problems, but we need to find solutions that are fair to both the victims and the perpetrators
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.
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kybard @kybard.com · 16/02/2026
love you @defector.com
Why is it called the hog line?

Great question. Something to do with hogs, I imagine.
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kybard @kybard.com · 12/02/2026
saw NINE INCH NAILS last night, and the show was so good i literally developed a 102 fever and body chills
nine inch nails logo projected onto a giant curtain at the end of their concert at Capitol One Arena in Washington, D.c.
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No Escape from the Tyranny of Virtue 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @noescapevg.com · 21/01/2026
Ryan's out here single-handedly redefining "streamer moment" away from racist and misogynistic screeds to crashouts over people's reactionary conservative instincts and it's beautiful
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kybard @kybard.com · 12/01/2026
painting by my extremely talented brother, @tslart on instagram. fuck ICE
a painting of a woman holding a gun and wearing a face mask that reads "FK :) ICE". painted by tim sebian-lander (@tslart on instagram)
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kybard @kybard.com · 04/01/2026
this is so good critpoints.net/2025/12/14/a...
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Against Immersion: The Holodeck Must Burn
This is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. For a long time I have been opposed to the idea of immersion in video games, to the idea that peo…
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
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