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kybard @kybard.com · 12/06/2026

"can't cook with cold grease" has been written on the chalkboards at my gym more than once. indeed. love this place may die here

me at the end of a hot as hell workout, standing by the thermostat

the thermostat reads 91 degrees, probably an objectively insane temperature for a gym to be

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kybard @kybard.com · 30/05/2026

biblically accurate hamburger

it's the Sandwiches of History guy in a youtube thumbnail where he superimposed his face in the center of a picture of a hamburger sandwich thing, and the cut sandwich halves look like angel wings

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kybard @kybard.com · 14/05/2026

unreasonably satisfying

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kybard @kybard.com · 14/05/2026

me and my friend sonic telling kids not to do the lame drugs. stick to uppers kids

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kybard @kybard.com · 14/05/2026

I'm so sorry mister chief.....

I'm holding the pistol from HALO and I'm aiming at Master Chief with a grim resolve

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kybard @kybard.com · 09/05/2026

lots of places I'm seeing in Europe making me think "is this a DARK SOULS???"

eyy I'm at a castle here (it's the walls of piran)

eyy I'm in a cave castle here (predjama castle)

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kybard @kybard.com · 08/05/2026

I know batman's in this cave somewhere. I'm going to find the bastard

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kybard @kybard.com · 07/05/2026

this style of cherub sculpture looks like nothing to me more than an incredulous Maya Rudolph

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kybard @kybard.com · 04/04/2026

doing the lord's work

FRIEND 1: They should have renamed the new Mario movie " super Mario and all the references We couldn't jam into the first one"

FRIEND 2: Seeing it in an hour

ME: how did your kids handle the "mario shits and vomits and sobs to death" scene, I've heard it's this generation's toy story 3 moment

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kybard @kybard.com · 30/03/2026

own your very own Slightly Melted DeForest Kelley

it's a Dr. Leonard McCoy (played by DeForest Kelley) posable action figure. the face is troubling

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kybard @kybard.com · 12/02/2026

saw NINE INCH NAILS last night, and the show was so good i literally developed a 102 fever and body chills

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kybard @kybard.com · 12/01/2026

painting by my extremely talented brother, @tslart on instagram. fuck ICE

a painting of a woman holding a gun and wearing a face mask that reads "FK :) ICE". painted by tim sebian-lander (@tslart on instagram)

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kybard @kybard.com · 24/12/2025

if you see this post your favorite final fantasy character the man, the legend, the sweet summer child, the butt

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kybard @kybard.com · 21/11/2025

they should let me paint this one. come on cowards

a very large (2 feet ish) sculpture of Abaddon the Despoiler at the Warhammer section of PAX Unplugged

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kybard @kybard.com · 04/11/2025

top search result:

i proved myself a coward / who would desert a dying man

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kybard @kybard.com · 01/11/2025

years ago we discovered a creepy old doll house in the crawl space under our house. i gave it some love and now it gets a lot of attention from our local trick or treaters

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kybard @kybard.com · 13/10/2025

love my gym. fuck columbus

a photo of a chalkboard at Downtown Boxing Club in Silver Spring, MD. the board reads, in part: "MONDAY OCTOBER 13th / INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY / HOURS / 10 AM to 1 PM / FUCK COLUMBUS"

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kybard @kybard.com · 03/10/2025

poe's a big fan of fang. less enthused about hope. would like to eat sazh's chocobo

final fantasy 13 is playing on a large television. on the couch facing the TV is a cat who is watching the video game

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kybard @kybard.com · 03/10/2025

this is my briefcase. time to work

a duffel bag containing shoes and boxing gloves

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kybard @kybard.com · 27/09/2025

(drew gooden voice) well YEAH,

street sign that reads PARKING FOR PARK USE ONLY

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kybard @kybard.com · 01/09/2025

happy labor day to this guy specifically

evrart claire, the union boss from disco elysium

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kybard @kybard.com · 03/08/2025

norco was pretty great

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kybard @kybard.com · 10/07/2025

broke: CLIVE BARKER'S HELLRAISER woke: DWANE DIBBLEY'S FARTMASTER

Path of Exile 2 Build Showcase - DwaneDibbley's Fartmaster

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kybard @kybard.com · 25/05/2025

perpetually embarrassing this thing is forced to the top of every google search

google AI result for "robert schwartzman": "Robert Schwartzman is most known for two things: one is a multi-talented artist, and the other is a race car driver. He is an American director, screenwriter, actor, and musician. Additionally, he is a professional race car driver, currently competing in the IndyCar Series."

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kybard @kybard.com · 26/04/2025

two weeks in when you remember the green m&m

homer simpson reaching for a gummy venus de milo

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kybard @kybard.com · 22/04/2025

checking in on henry blodget's friends and family

roast beef is imagining his friends and family reacting to how much his scanning his belly button lint looks like he's bangin' a website

IMAGINARY RAY: Well, if this don't seal the deal! OUT! Get OUT of my house! NOT my friend!

IMAGINARY MOLLY: No wonder you never call! Well, I hope she's warm, 'cause I certainly won't be after I die of shsame!

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kybard @kybard.com · 22/04/2025

henry blodget wants to be bangin' a website, but whatever. no cookies for him

four panels of the web comic achewood.

RAY: Hey Beef! You ever taste sugar cookies? I just --
(Ray finds Roast Beef laying waist-down on a scanner)
RAY: Dude, are you bangin' a website?
ROAST BEEF: Jesus I'm just scanning my belly button Ray
RAY: You're bangin' a website, but whatever. No cookies for you.

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kybard @kybard.com · 19/04/2025

what... what is going on here

An Amazon review. Reviewed in the United States on January 6, 2025.

Title: Seems hard to smurf this one up.
These worked fine for me, but buyers might be smurfed to know that these are designed quite differently than your basic SIM adapters The center is not completely cut out. Meaning the card can not fall through the adapter. It's enclosed on the side without contacts. I worried initially that this may make it too thick to smurf into the sim card slot, but it wasn't a problem for my phone or routers. Plus the card is pretty smurfing convenient, i must admit.

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kybard @kybard.com · 19/04/2025

80s films really were like "ok you can get the fuck out now"

a large television displaying a black screen with white text that reads EXIT MUSIC, which is on the last ~30 seconds of my video copy of Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

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kybard @kybard.com · 17/04/2025

emotional support animals

Chandler the cat lounging on the top of a couch in the sun

Chandler and Poe the cats sitting and standing on the couch respectively

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kybard @kybard.com · 04/04/2025

this weekend, my boy will triumph

formula 1 driver and sweet summer child Yuki Tsunoda, standing on a field with his arms raised, wearing a coat that is clearly way too large for him. the image has been "subtly" photoshopped to make his head and legs about 1/4 of their normal sizes

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kybard @kybard.com · 01/04/2025

loaf sat alone on an empty couch / totally motionless except for his eyes

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kybard @kybard.com · 26/03/2025

babe what's wrong, you've barely touched your topographical map of the Island from the LOST deluxe DVD box set

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kybard @kybard.com · 25/03/2025

wired casually pissing on old-guard media's grave on its way to discussing a single line from the film HACKERS; you love to see it

Incredibly, Angelina Jolie called it. The year was 1995. Picture Jolie, short of both hair and acting experience, as a teenage hacker in Hackers. Not a lot of people saw this movie. Even fewer appreciated its relevance. Hackers was “grating,” Entertainment Weekly huffed at the time, for the way it embraced “the computer-kid-as-elite-rebel mystique currently being peddled by magazines like WIRED.” Thirty years later, Entertainment Weekly no longer publishes a magazine, WIRED does, and Hackers ranks among the foundational documents of the digital age. The last time I saw the movie, it was being projected onto the wall of a cool-kids bar down the street from my house.

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kybard @kybard.com · 20/03/2025

felt cute might delete later

the sickos guy but it's gollum, saying "MY PRECIOUS... HA HA... YES!" and he still has a tuft of the original cartoon's hair because the gollum photo was cropped that way and it's funnier not to fix it

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kybard @kybard.com · 20/03/2025

very similar energy, I love every one of these false people

two panels from achewood: https://achewood.com/2005/02/10/title.html

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kybard @kybard.com · 19/03/2025

is everyone at this bar bad at tetris... or am I... the chosen one

i did a top high score at tetris arcade. it's not really even that close (81k vs 55k for second place)

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kybard @kybard.com · 18/03/2025

I don't really understand the financials of barcades but I like being in them. also Mario Bros remains a bad game with psychotic physics

Mario Bros. I got the 2nd highest score but I was terrible vis. the 1st so whatever

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