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Kell

@ksteems.bsky.social
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 9h
I don't have time for that.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 9h
Agreed. Thanks ❤️
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 9h
I mean . . .
Soap dispenser with sticky note that says, "Empty :-( Please fill me :-) "
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 14h
. . . *In a positive way* (good catch)
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 14h
Wish someone would elevate my respiratory rate first thing in the morning.
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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But what if we had MORE dark sarcasm in the classroom?
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I told you to stop at the store on the way home.
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine there’s no heaven, It's easy if you look around
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Letting your ghosts haunt other people is bad manners.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do it!
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To both!
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, and everything reminds me of hims. One for the little, one for the sad.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sad little impotent dick, just like their namesake ❤️
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Such a magical time of year!
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm in 🤝
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Could be on drugs
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's* 🙄
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks okay, I still love *you* 😽
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Only way I'm gonna be chasing men is with a machete.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm going to be one of the villains that disguise themselves as ghouls in order to scare people off.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😆 Fuck Thanksgiving. I'm getting set to hit all the Halloween shit instead of wasting my time on some dude.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fastest I've gotten over a relationship ending in the history of ever. Dudes stress me out, man. Now I'm all relaxed and happy and shit.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looks fun!!
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
damn that baby looks cool as hell
photo of an anti-smoking billboard that shows a painting of a baby smoking a cigarette. text says "You're not the only one smoking. Secondhand smoke contains over 7000 chemicals, including 70 known to cause cancer. Text QUITSMOKING or QUITVAPING to 66819 or call 800-300-8086

KICK/T

Brought to you by Ihya County Tobacco Education Program

California"
There is a green street sign in front of the billboard that says PA HA LANE.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*sigh* people are not smart, as a whole.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤣
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😆😂🤣 she massage the hell out of glutes. Most action my ass had in a while.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unfortunately my benefits don't cover anything *too* happy ;-p
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got a massage yesterday and it filled my need for physical touch. Covered by my extended health benefits AND won't break my heart. Really should have gotten on that sooner.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Time zones are so confusing 😕
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Two days ago she was on the hunt for stoned wheat thins, ready to make a shady deal. She hasn't been back since. Do we file a report, or . . ?
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤣 awesome
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's been months since I had any wiener, at 10pm or otherwise.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's no fucking point regardless.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They absolutely do. Every damn time.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah shit, I'm sorry she decided to be like that. The cost of peace?
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If a person is only looking for faults, they'll find them. Stop giving that type of person the opportunity (me, talking to myself in the mirror).
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Completely.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
my favorite rhetorical question is what the fuck
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have two very good health plans. Can't beat $0!
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A good night's sleep and an antipsychotic do wonders.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also this is a new guy, not the usual guy. Haven't spoken to him since I decided to never speak to him again. Could I be growing a spine?! Time will tell.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He was in two very toxic relationships, considerable overlap, has no clue that's what they were. Can't expect him to build a healthy one now. At least, NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Haha that could be true in this case. Honestly dodged a bullet, as they say. He'd been having a difficult time, I was waiting to see what happened after that was dealt with, and it turns out he is always having a difficult time. I got my own shit, I don't need to take on his.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dude said, "Me and my ex had a special bond" After hearing more: Yeah man, that's called a trauma bond.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm in.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ugh. Yeah that's my problem too. Dang. Guess we'd better get on the OnlyFans thing.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wanna go get tattoos about it?
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you so much!! ❤️
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