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Chris Frank

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 11h
Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/10/2026
Rockstar Announces ‘GTA VI’ Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman theonion.com/rockstar-announces-gta…
Rockstar Announces ‘GTA VI’ Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman
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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“don’t ask your friends if you can stay with them if you’re in their town” IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND DONT STAY WITH ME I WILL CRY PLEASE STAY AT MY HOUSE I LOVE YOU
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Very important Star Trek image
Shatner 
The world of homosexuality I'm not that
familiar with. Are you?

Spiner (Data tha robot)
To a degree…
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yuvi 🪻 @clitorist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i’m gonna hold your hand when i say this, you need to let people enjoy things sometimes. even if their joy makes you cringe, you need to learn how to address that within yourself so that you don’t become a nasty human being
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redthespian will not be spoiler free for HBS3 @redthespian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fandom drama is actually an invention of Big GIF meant to increase use of the “Donald Glover walking into a burning apartment” reaction video
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar theonion.com/pat-mcafee-n...
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar
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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that RTD article really pissed me off and made me lose what respect i had for him. "we should just be able to arrest people :( for leaking dr who :( i should be able to hack private citizens' emails and take them to court and lock them up :( over someone else's tv show NDA :(" what a fucking twat
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Cashier Forced To Incorporate Humiliating New Phrase Into Every Customer Interaction theonion.com/cashier-forced-to-inco…
Cashier Forced To Incorporate Humiliating New Phrase Into Every Customer Interaction
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies theonion.com/letterboxd-holds-seanc…
Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 02/10/2026
Lawrenceville. 4734 Butler St - Allegheny Cemetery. Caller says that she is locked inside the cemetery. Spooky season has begun.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i know how culture and events inspire art but i am a TAD tired of beautiful and cool art that is all just about ai ai ai ai. like i am a strong believer in political and protest art, but sometimes i do feel fatigued by being crushed about the problem on all sides.
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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.leftfield.city · 18/09/2026
"Making new friends as an adult is so hard!!" ok but have you tried being a freak online
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love when Discord servers with exactly one moderator have these ambitious arrays of topical channels. There is no way you're keeping all that on topic. Your general chat is a wall of monster cock and your monsterfucking channel is hosting a days-long debate over the right way to make chicken stew.
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
adobe premiere update
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bubby Bar (1990-1991): A solid milk chocolate bar released to celebrate then-Steelers quarterback, Bubby Brister. Each bar featured his signature and an image of his face embossed in the chocolate
A white candy bar wrapper with a yellow and black design and an illustration of Bubby Brister in his Steeler's uniform, above the words "Bubby signature and picture embossed in chocolate"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2026
Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Slumps Over In Saddle Of Runaway Horse theonion.com/health-speculations-sw…
Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Slumps Over In Saddle Of Runaway Horse
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Nɪɢʜᴛ Exᴄɪsɪᴏɴ🔪 @nightexcision.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
so. now that time has passed, i do think it was fucking stupid that the fourteenth doctor regenerated clothes onto himself instead of wearing thirteen's clothes, considering that 2 episodes later, they introduced the fifteenth doctor in his literal underclothes.
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virgil (school hiatus) 🫆🔮💫 @vigilnaut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
daily reminder ✨
DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD. instead ask: is it SINCERE, is it CATHARTIC, was it FUN TO MAKE, is it MADE BY ME, and don’t forget to stay silly
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
my main piece of advice to aspiring video essay type youtubers is: Make less ambitious claims. You don't NEED to tell me about the direction of society as a whole. You don't even need to tell me a big story about how some person or text is all one way or all another way. just tell me what u see
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think another lesson to take from the loss of both Dolly and Tim Curry is that neither of them took themselves seriously but they took the work dead serious that's the most important thing pour all of yourself into the craft but have fun and don't get an ego.
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Camp Miasma rules, holy crap
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mel thomas @pagemelt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
there's the old school enshitification model enabled by software just existing within capitalism, and then there's the new turbo-charged model where software is designed to be as labyrinthine as possible, forcing people to use the baked-in AI assistant to figure out how to do the most basic tasks
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ellie <3 @possiblyellie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
yeah i’m a cinephile
letterboxd profile with nothing but five star reviews of the doctor who tv movie
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
domo arigato
vegan gelato
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 03/08/2026
Normally I roll my eyes when folks go “this piece of media made by a problematic person was actually made by nobody at all!!” but the more I learn about the production of the X-Men movies the more I think you could get away with making a legit argument because Bryan Singer was not on that set at all
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Obviously my videos aren't written by AI, but if I ever become that lazy, I promise you that I will *take that shit to the grave*
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Another Terrible Idea @atichannel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Cath M 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💍 @catherloki.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It’s really annoying that you can just legal-threat people into submission like this but sure, an elite made from trans people and their allies is secretly controlling all of society 🙄
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Kayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sure, Jared Leto is a creep with multiple allegations to his name over the course of two decades, but you have to understand that he's also a mediocre actor who's a nightmare to work with and whose movies are critical flops that don't make money.
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Skylar the Victorian Tapeworm 🔞 @skylarsunday.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Literally what fandom discourse has turned into I fear.
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vati 🐍🔞 @titilvating.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
people who only think of shipping as romance cannot even conceive as shipping as thriller, shipping as horror, shipping as character study. very limiting worldview. you should expand your palate.
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Robyn Holdaway @robynholdaway.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Will Turner makes more sense as a masc lesbian.
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Kayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Odyssey (dir. Christopher Nolan)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/07/2026
Man Resents Home Run For Making Him Pause Eating, Clap theonion.com/man-resents-home-run-f…
Man Resents Home Run For Making Him Pause Eating, Clap
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Mike @2adult2person.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Johnny Gabagool
Deli owner named Johnny gabagool
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Every time I re-watch The Wicker Man (2006) it takes me all day because I keep pausing to do more exciting things like the dishes, checking the mail, or taking out the compost.
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wren! @tropical-rouge.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i feel like the fandom obsession with things being Canon™ has led to so many people having no idea how to handle something being Implied but not outright stated. which leads to picking up on clues intentionally left by the author being given the same weight as headcanons pulled out of thin air
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock
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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
why are we setting off fireworks??? it is july FIFTH and SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW.....
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Gunpla Brian - Halloween Edition @gunplabrian.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026
Commentary: The World Would Be A Much Different Place If Hillary Clinton Had Won The 2016 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed that as mid-level functionaries in the Nazi regime the minions were only following orders
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026
“We assure you, we do not take our decision to employ professors like Gen. Stonewall Jackson and his fellow commanders lightly,” said Alan Garber
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Harvard Faces Pressure To Fire Confederate Generals
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Insisting any missteps be viewed in the full context of each individual’s contributions to the institution, Harvard University officials defended on Wednesday their decision to keep seve...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/07/2026
“Welp, that was fun, but we’ve got our fill,” the report read
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Report: That's Enough Soccer For Now
WASHINGTON--Saying the nation had enjoyed a perfectly adequate amount of dribbling, passing, and loud chanting, a new report published Tuesday confirmed that was enough soccer for now. “Welp, that was fun, but we've got our fill,” the report read in pa...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Every coder in 2027 taking a call from the boss who fired them in 2026
You come crawling back you xjeak sack of shit
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kass!! 🪲 shop open ! @beetlebards.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
a true knight fights for everyone ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️ (chivalry is gay!! happy pride!!)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/06/2026
Prize Hog Drops Out Of Great American State Fair Due To Event’s Political Nature theonion.com/prize-hog-drops-out-of…
Prize Hog Drops Out Of Great American State Fair Due To Event’s Political Nature
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