Reposted by Chris Frankderek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 18hFuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips 414305524 4.3K
Reposted by Chris FrankThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/10/2026Rockstar Announces ‘GTA VI’ Soundtrack Contains 10,000 Songs By Randy Newman theonion.com/rockstar-announces-gta… 602483258 2.5K
Reposted by Chris Frankpayton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026“don’t ask your friends if you can stay with them if you’re in their town” IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND DONT STAY WITH ME I WILL CRY PLEASE STAY AT MY HOUSE I LOVE YOU 2483 48
Reposted by Chris FrankBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Very important Star Trek image 663322712 3.3K
Reposted by Chris Frankyuvi 🪻 @clitorist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i’m gonna hold your hand when i say this, you need to let people enjoy things sometimes. even if their joy makes you cringe, you need to learn how to address that within yourself so that you don’t become a nasty human being 2344189 344
Reposted by Chris Frankredthespian will not be spoiler free for HBS3 @redthespian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Fandom drama is actually an invention of Big GIF meant to increase use of the “Donald Glover walking into a burning apartment” reaction video 3415123 415
Reposted by Chris FrankOnion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar theonion.com/pat-mcafee-n... 141177128 1.2K
Reposted by Chris Franksariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026that RTD article really pissed me off and made me lose what respect i had for him. "we should just be able to arrest people :( for leaking dr who :( i should be able to hack private citizens' emails and take them to court and lock them up :( over someone else's tv show NDA :(" what a fucking twat 1123 12
Reposted by Chris FrankThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026Cashier Forced To Incorporate Humiliating New Phrase Into Every Customer Interaction theonion.com/cashier-forced-to-inco… 331411123 1.4K
Reposted by Chris FrankThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies theonion.com/letterboxd-holds-seanc… 856344 563
Reposted by Chris FrankPittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 02/10/2026Lawrenceville. 4734 Butler St - Allegheny Cemetery. Caller says that she is locked inside the cemetery. Spooky season has begun. 816323 163
Reposted by Chris FrankThomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko. 1764942485 6.5K
Reposted by Chris Franksariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i know how culture and events inspire art but i am a TAD tired of beautiful and cool art that is all just about ai ai ai ai. like i am a strong believer in political and protest art, but sometimes i do feel fatigued by being crushed about the problem on all sides. 142 4
Reposted by Chris FrankPoultrygeist @mainmandarin.leftfield.city · 18/09/2026"Making new friends as an adult is so hard!!" ok but have you tried being a freak online 311088341 1.1K
Reposted by Chris FrankDavid J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I love when Discord servers with exactly one moderator have these ambitious arrays of topical channels. There is no way you're keeping all that on topic. Your general chat is a wall of monster cock and your monsterfucking channel is hosting a days-long debate over the right way to make chicken stew. 619051 190
Reposted by Chris FrankLindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026adobe premiere update 2787172 871
Reposted by Chris FrankDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Bubby Bar (1990-1991): A solid milk chocolate bar released to celebrate then-Steelers quarterback, Bubby Brister. Each bar featured his signature and an image of his face embossed in the chocolate 717020 170
Reposted by Chris FrankThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2026Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Slumps Over In Saddle Of Runaway Horse theonion.com/health-speculations-sw… 2282971 829
Chris Frank @krustyfrank27.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“We couldn’t possibly have the Doctor break traditional clothing gender roles. Oh, what’s that?” 140 4
Reposted by Chris Franksariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026so. now that time has passed, i do think it was fucking stupid that the fourteenth doctor regenerated clothes onto himself instead of wearing thirteen's clothes, considering that 2 episodes later, they introduced the fifteenth doctor in his literal underclothes. 3151 15
Chris Frank @krustyfrank27.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Sorry. ❤️❤️❤️ Please enjoy this angry Seven in healing.static.klipy.comSeventh Doctor's Angry OutburstALT: Seventh Doctor's Angry Outburst 110 1
Chris Frank @krustyfrank27.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Luckily, I only like talking to weird and off putting people 000 0
Reposted by Chris Frankvirgil (school hiatus) 🔮💫 @vigilnaut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026daily reminder ✨ 075093652 7.5K
Reposted by Chris FrankBig Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026my main piece of advice to aspiring video essay type youtubers is: Make less ambitious claims. You don't NEED to tell me about the direction of society as a whole. You don't even need to tell me a big story about how some person or text is all one way or all another way. just tell me what u see 242245251 2.2K
Reposted by Chris FrankDanielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I think another lesson to take from the loss of both Dolly and Tim Curry is that neither of them took themselves seriously but they took the work dead serious that's the most important thing pour all of yourself into the craft but have fun and don't get an ego. 37108222301 10.8K
Chris Frank @krustyfrank27.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Damn. Finally something I could have helped with 010 1
Reposted by Chris FrankAbigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Camp Miasma rules, holy crap 1685161 851
Chris Frank @krustyfrank27.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I mean, Ghost Light IS confusing. That’s why I love it! (And you deserve to say it.) 010 1
Chris Frank @krustyfrank27.bsky.social · 21/08/2026First dance, leaving the church, walking down the aisle. It works for everything 110 1
Chris Frank @krustyfrank27.bsky.social · 19/08/2026How long until they’re introducing you as “current English prof”? 100 1
Reposted by Chris Frankmel thomas @pagemelt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026there's the old school enshitification model enabled by software just existing within capitalism, and then there's the new turbo-charged model where software is designed to be as labyrinthine as possible, forcing people to use the baked-in AI assistant to figure out how to do the most basic tasks 0111 11
Reposted by Chris Frankcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/09/2024domo arigato 373155589 3.2K
Reposted by Chris FrankLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 03/08/2026Normally I roll my eyes when folks go “this piece of media made by a problematic person was actually made by nobody at all!!” but the more I learn about the production of the X-Men movies the more I think you could get away with making a legit argument because Bryan Singer was not on that set at all 12809109 809
Reposted by Chris FrankTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Obviously my videos aren't written by AI, but if I ever become that lazy, I promise you that I will *take that shit to the grave* 1385936 859
