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@koyaaniskeetsi.bsky.social
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Oh, hello… Come, sit with me, my fellow traveler. Let’s sit together and watch the stars die. We only get so much time, don’t we? Ah, there was still more I wanted to do... How unlucky to have been born at the end of the universe.

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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At last we have created the Wire Mother from the groundbreaking research study “Don’t Create The Wire Mother”
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Mike Sphar @mikesphar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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we need jungle i'm afraid @koyaaniskeetsi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The FDA doesn't want you to know this, but actually this IS a place of honor. Highly esteemed deeds ARE commemorated here.
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Alternative Health Influencer Boasts That He's Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days Straight
Holistic influencer Matt Roeske recently bragged that he's been drinking from an irradiated jug for the better part of a year.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
According to the International Energy Agency, total global investment in solar energy (including both rooftop solar and utility-scale projects) was less than half of this figure, despite our dire ecological situation
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we need jungle i'm afraid @koyaaniskeetsi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's wild that eurythmics was able to make "some people are tops, some are bottoms, some are doms, some are subs" into song lyrics and make it a top hit.
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused
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we need jungle i'm afraid @koyaaniskeetsi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
jesus: let us go to the garden of gethsemane, where I will pray chaz, the 13th disciple no one liked: gethsemaneez nuts, am I right felllas??? judas: yeah i'm done with this.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/09/2026
going back in time to tell my teenage secular atheist self that when the war comes i am fighting on the side of the pope against the libidinous rationalist forces
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/09/2026
things could be worse. at least we're not de facto ruled by a sex cult of guys who worship the computer and think its going to make them immortal if they feed enough poor people to it
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we need jungle i'm afraid @koyaaniskeetsi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK26...
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I love dogs.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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we need jungle i'm afraid @koyaaniskeetsi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
excited to put on my new sponsored production "Waiting for Costco" which is just the entirety of waiting for godot except Vladimir and Estragon are constnatly eating costco hot dogs and every time they finish one they say "wow, only a dollar fifty?"
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026
every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026
I've never seen such an effort to censor a document as I have the Amnesty International report on gender critical groups because of JK Rowling. They removed the report from the Wayback Machine and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it. It was deleted and removed from my account.
A screenshot of an email viewed in dark mode with the subject line "Google DMCA Violation." The email from Google informs the recipient that they have received a notification under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) that some of their materials allegedly infringe on copyrights. It explains the removal process, mentions that notice details will be posted on Lumen, warns against repeated violations, and lists one affected Google Drive URL at the bottomA nearly identical mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. It shows a search for the same Amnesty International UK resources URL, resulting in the same message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."A mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. A URL for an Amnesty International UK resources page is entered in the search bar, but the page displays the message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."
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Colin McInerney @colin.how · 20/08/2026
IN THE SIXTH HOUSE WE BELIEVE
one of those "in this house we believe" signs except it has the speech from Dagoth Ur, the primary antagonist of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, that he delivers during the final encounter

WHAT A FOOL YOU ARE.
I'M A GOD! HOW CAN YOU KILL A GOD?
WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE.
HOW COULD YOU BE SO NAIVE?
THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
NO RECALL OR INTERVENTION CAN WORK IN THIS PLACE.
COME, LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS, IT IS NOT TOO LATE FOR MY MERCY.
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Iran doesn’t need to DDoS attack Bluesky. All it needs to do is post is “what if a DoorDash driver got caught by a speed camera on the way to someone who was having a bad day of executive function”
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we need jungle i'm afraid @koyaaniskeetsi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
2005: xbox introduces "achievements" attached to your game profile. 2026: experian emails me to tell me that I'm close to earning a named achievement for my credit score.
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we need jungle i'm afraid @koyaaniskeetsi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Crazy High School Baseball Players
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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we need jungle i'm afraid @koyaaniskeetsi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
someone activated the wrong supply pod
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love island of dr. moreau @yakuzajohn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
this is also another reason why the “what if it was your daughter, your wife, your sister” thing doesn’t really work. they don’t care when it’s them either.
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we need jungle i'm afraid @koyaaniskeetsi.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
gas station pumps are covered in various "I did that" stickers, but my favorite vandal is the person who drew in sharpie to mark which button mutes the commerials.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All the Fauci stuff is a modern day version of the POW/MIA stuff after Vietnam - a way to try to rewrite the history of a huge failure of conservative ideology to be instead a story about how liberals and foreigners stabbed us in the back.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Exclusive from me — Daniel Moraff, one of the political operatives behind Graham Platner's rise and fall, has been accused of sexual assault. Full story here:
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Exclusive: Political operative behind Graham Platner's rise accused of sexual assault
A spokesperson for Daniel Moraff said: “Any suggestion that he committed a criminal offence is false and without foundation."
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No Escape from the Tyranny of Virtue 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @noescapevg.com · 16/07/2026
I just saw someone call the cyclosporiasis turboshits "MAHA Blast" and I fear that's the name now. fuck
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 13/07/2026
the discovery of immortality pills made my family millions, so unfortunately I stand to inherit nothing
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 12/07/2026
need something bad to happen Graham Linehan so it can be Shitty Graham Week
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 09/07/2026
he would have been an absolutely awful and unbelievably crooked senator and it’s an indictment of a whole lot of people that none of them could see that from the beginning, he would have been an anchor and i am glad he’s being tossed over
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026
there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
diagram showing the eyes receiving visual data (the abbreviation "USMNT") and the brain's output of the same data ("United States Mutant Ninja Turtles")
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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we need jungle i'm afraid @koyaaniskeetsi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i know it smell crazy in there
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we need jungle i'm afraid @koyaaniskeetsi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm usually a real completionist for video games but it's turning out that there are some lines I won't cross. I probably was never going to get all civ 5 achivements anyway, but also I simply refuse to play as the confederates in the civil war scenario.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Technically, they’re Remains now.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
When a Jew wins a landslide election in the most Jewish city in the United States, where massive numbers of Jews turned out to reject a terrorist org that lobbies for genocide:
Meghan McCain &
@MeghanMcCain
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To my beautiful Jewish friends in America. We love you. You
are not alone. We are just as freaked out as you are and see
with clear eyes exactly what is happening.
11:51 PM • Jun 23, 2026 • 1M ViewsThe Misfit Patriot
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If you're a Jew living in NYC in 2026, you're about as safe as a
Jew living in Germany in 1929.
Move, now. That's not your home anymore, trust me.
11:41 PM • Jun 23, 2026 • 106.2K ViewsLaura Loomer
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If you're a Jew in NYC, now is your time to move. After
tonight's election in New York, nobody who is Jewish is safe.
I'd love to see the Trump administration address this Islamic
takeover of America and the exploding Jew hatred.
We need leadership on this issue. It's dangerous.
12:47 AM • Jun 24, 2026 • 237.9K ViewsJoel Pollak
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Party like it's 1933
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CLEAN SWEEP FOR ZOHRAN!!! It's a new day in the Dem party.
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we need jungle i'm afraid @koyaaniskeetsi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
so are we just never going to get an answer about the game changer loop-de-loop in heated rivalry? no like... set designer coming forward to say they did it on purpose? anything?
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/06/2026
i guess i'm not surprised that markwayne mullin of all people would be making money on cheap gas station stimulants
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we need jungle i'm afraid @koyaaniskeetsi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
the difference between talarico and platner is a vision of "what is there was a masculinity that wasn't toxic" vs "what if toxic masculinity was left wing"
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we need jungle i'm afraid @koyaaniskeetsi.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
graham platner is going to make the most insufferable podcaster
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
We handed the Pentagon to an explicit christian nationalist and all we got was boat murders in the carribean, a disastrous war he can't win, and a revanchist purge of anyone not deemed white and christian enough to command a crusade.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hegseth at Normandy weeping about all the lives lost because the Panzers couldn't repel the invaders in time
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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